Elpis
elpis.bsky.social
Elpis
@elpis.bsky.social
Australian data analyst and US politics geek; often @ElpisActual.
Senate Dems apparently continue not to understand that you do actually have to defect eventually if your opponent keeps doing so.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The South when Republicans increase electricity rates, apparently.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am on Team Gentrification, and you should be as well.
July 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
An act to mandate all references to the population of a city in general discussion be to the containing metropolitan area and not the legal entity of a city with that name.
June 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
As a literal statement this is largely true if candidate quality means chance of winning and obviously false if candidate quality means value-over-replacement; I would assume he means the former, but that's not really the best metric to focus on.
WelcomeFest speaker Lakshya Jain says he does not understand "being a reliable vote" being factored into candidate quality. This was immediately following a conversation about the need to beat Jim Justice (a former Democrat who switched parties)
June 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Most evil budget in history apparently passing the House *by the margin of the guy who died YESTERDAY* is probably this year's biggest piece of Dem political malpractice yet.
May 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Inexcusably late joke, but they should rename it the Pope.
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In this house we believe that the suburbs are part of the city.
April 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'd be willing to defend that, honestly.
one reason not to be a utilitarian is that the best US president by far, from a utilitarian perspective, is George W. Bush
February 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Innovative and unique posting on the timeline today.
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You say "be gay, do crimes" but you do not assist the Alphabet Mafia in its operations; curious.
February 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Dusting off my polycular synthesis setup.
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Feminine urge to reply to bleets to which I should not.
January 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Poor resume ↔️ No employment.

Sometimes I'm not sure why I bother.
January 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fun fact: more than a third of US rail systems (mostly cities with a tram and nothing else) get fewer riders than this suburban station in Sydney.
January 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It is now 2025 for a majority of Earth's human population.
December 31, 2024 at 6:30 PM
If anyone reading this knows of such a job which pays >= $24/hr, I can start immediately.
It is kind of annoying that there basically do not seem to be any true entry-level computing jobs on the market.
December 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
It is kind of annoying that there basically do not seem to be any true entry-level computing jobs on the market.
December 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
On principle he should have commuted the other three as well (particularly Tsarnaev, who strikes me as more sympathetic than a number of people who did make the cut), but it's a start.
December 23, 2024 at 1:48 PM
If you count thesis supervision as collaboration, my Erdős-Bacon number is seven.
December 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
My take on DST discourse is that we should do reverse DST to ensure the sun doesn't set too late in summer.
December 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Taking suggestions for what to do with 1.4 kg instant ramen and 2 kg canned tuna.
December 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
They should make this creature the Australian national mollusc.
December 11, 2024 at 11:15 AM
5/5 (!) intercity trains that I've been on in the last two days have been >20 minutes late when I got off; we need better delay recovery procedures.
December 6, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I do not particularly appreciate Microsoft buying every surface of this train for advertising.
December 6, 2024 at 8:23 AM