Sebastian Valmont
@elpapiichampu.bsky.social
NYC - Harlem World
Black Techie 🤓
IG 📸: @elpapijusto
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Black Techie 🤓
IG 📸: @elpapijusto
🎾 🏀 🏋🏾 🏃🏽♂️ 🖤
Pinned
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Alright Mariah! 2nd single tease?
July 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Alright Mariah! 2nd single tease?
I take a whole month off this app and Discovery tab still sucks. Yeah, lemme permanently remove this shit.
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I take a whole month off this app and Discovery tab still sucks. Yeah, lemme permanently remove this shit.
Yeah this album is cute, y’all just love to hate.
June 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yeah this album is cute, y’all just love to hate.
Miley ate on ‘Walk of Fame’ 🪩 🕺🏼
June 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Miley ate on ‘Walk of Fame’ 🪩 🕺🏼
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Every app is a dating app when you’re fine.
Friendly reminder that Bluesky is not a dating app.
May 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Every app is a dating app when you’re fine.
Throwback from a week ago.
June 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Throwback from a week ago.
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Bed-Stuy is still black.
June 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bed-Stuy is still black.
I want your black card, you can keep your heart.
June 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want your black card, you can keep your heart.
When I, when I, when I feel it…
June 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When I, when I, when I feel it…
Wanting…needing…waiting…for you, to justify my love…
June 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wanting…needing…waiting…for you, to justify my love…
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A whole month dedicated to the gays … let’s be gayer
June 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A whole month dedicated to the gays … let’s be gayer
The way they be fraternizing and being pick-me for the oogliest of whaite gheys
June 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The way they be fraternizing and being pick-me for the oogliest of whaite gheys
Oh hey, hiatus over. For now 👋🏾
June 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh hey, hiatus over. For now 👋🏾
I’m the only blaque gay up in Equinox that actually appreciates other black gay men, I’m convinced…
June 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m the only blaque gay up in Equinox that actually appreciates other black gay men, I’m convinced…
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Y’all being mad about the horse lady not arranging shit the way y’all want is funny. Bitch give y’all 3 hours of entertainment, you mad she ain’t perform whatever song you wanted to hear. Stream it somewhere and shut the fuck up, ungrateful ass niggas.
April 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Y’all being mad about the horse lady not arranging shit the way y’all want is funny. Bitch give y’all 3 hours of entertainment, you mad she ain’t perform whatever song you wanted to hear. Stream it somewhere and shut the fuck up, ungrateful ass niggas.
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If y’all need those live streamers for #CowboyCarter #CowboyCarterTour
April 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If y’all need those live streamers for #CowboyCarter #CowboyCarterTour
This past weekend has been amazing! 😭 🏖️ 🌊 🌞
April 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This past weekend has been amazing! 😭 🏖️ 🌊 🌞
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CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) — Former U.S. Rep. George Santos sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft.
April 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) — Former U.S. Rep. George Santos sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft.
Oh lord, are ‘red balloons’ suppose to mean something on the dating apps? Did the Tina girls take that emoji over, too?!
April 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh lord, are ‘red balloons’ suppose to mean something on the dating apps? Did the Tina girls take that emoji over, too?!
Extended weekend/mini vacay starts now. Bring me MY MARTINI! 💃🏽 🍸
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Extended weekend/mini vacay starts now. Bring me MY MARTINI! 💃🏽 🍸
I’m an Uber snob—yes, guilty I get Black most times. So imagine my shock everytime a Tesla pulls up…
April 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m an Uber snob—yes, guilty I get Black most times. So imagine my shock everytime a Tesla pulls up…
I just got werked in MK1. A first… 😖😡
April 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I just got werked in MK1. A first… 😖😡
So, why is Cynthia…here?
April 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So, why is Cynthia…here?
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Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?
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media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?