Bill Danse Macabre
@elmapper.bsky.social
The #1 fan of the man from Tennessee
Pinned
Be sure to dethaw your turkey
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Be sure to dethaw your turkey
I really didn’t realize how retarded kids are now until at a family event they all noticed that the score of the AR/TX game is 6-7
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I really didn’t realize how retarded kids are now until at a family event they all noticed that the score of the AR/TX game is 6-7
Bark At The Poon
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bark At The Poon
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
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Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
Well guess I’ll be going to Huntsville April 17-19 2026!
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Well guess I’ll be going to Huntsville April 17-19 2026!
Apparently my mom went to nursing school with the woman going viral for getting hauled out of the Vols/bama game
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Apparently my mom went to nursing school with the woman going viral for getting hauled out of the Vols/bama game
I think I could tame a gremlin
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think I could tame a gremlin
My mom has a dog named Josie and she’ll sometimes call her Josephine and I accidentally called her Josephine Jackson and my stepdad laughed
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My mom has a dog named Josie and she’ll sometimes call her Josephine and I accidentally called her Josephine Jackson and my stepdad laughed
Lady got to the gate for a flight to Baltimore like 5 minutes after it closed and in a panic told the attendant “I’m going to Baltimore” and without missing a beat the attendant said “sure doesn’t look like you are”
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lady got to the gate for a flight to Baltimore like 5 minutes after it closed and in a panic told the attendant “I’m going to Baltimore” and without missing a beat the attendant said “sure doesn’t look like you are”
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Them and Elmer Pudd
January 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Them and Elmer Pudd
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Reposted by Bill Danse Macabre
Reposted by Bill Danse Macabre
They should call it Nashbill when I’m there. Cause I’m the one footing the bill !!
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They should call it Nashbill when I’m there. Cause I’m the one footing the bill !!
Haven’t even left the house yet but think I’m done going home for holidays. They can come here instead. I’d rather go somewhere fun for the one vacation we take a year
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Haven’t even left the house yet but think I’m done going home for holidays. They can come here instead. I’d rather go somewhere fun for the one vacation we take a year
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Fellas, is wicked ok? Like is it tolerable if your lady wants to watch it?
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fellas, is wicked ok? Like is it tolerable if your lady wants to watch it?
Wee bit a chippa innit
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wee bit a chippa innit
I wanted some of these in middle school when they were at peak popularity but my dad said no because they were lesbian shoes
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I wanted some of these in middle school when they were at peak popularity but my dad said no because they were lesbian shoes
It’s the most, wonderful time, for a beer! 🤪😂
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s the most, wonderful time, for a beer! 🤪😂
Would you rather have the squirts for a day or the runs for three?
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Would you rather have the squirts for a day or the runs for three?