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Asking my dad (70) how he feels about being older than the pope (69): "Well, it's time to hand things off to the younger generation."
May 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Asking my dad (70) how he feels about being older than the pope (69): "Well, it's time to hand things off to the younger generation."
Welcome Pope Leo
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Welcome Pope Leo
They should announce the new pope by having all the losing cardinals exit onto the balcony one by one until the final big reveal
May 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They should announce the new pope by having all the losing cardinals exit onto the balcony one by one until the final big reveal
any celebrity who shows up to the #MetGala tonight without their spiel about black men's fashion 👏 prepped 👏 and ready to go needs to fire their management team immediately.
May 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
any celebrity who shows up to the #MetGala tonight without their spiel about black men's fashion 👏 prepped 👏 and ready to go needs to fire their management team immediately.
@mta.info can you explain why the shuttle busses that was supposed to take me from the Newkirk Plaze Q to Atlantic (4 stops) wound its way through Brooklyn & took an hour to get to its location? And when when someone complained the driver said "I drive where I want. You don't like it, take an uber"?
April 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@mta.info can you explain why the shuttle busses that was supposed to take me from the Newkirk Plaze Q to Atlantic (4 stops) wound its way through Brooklyn & took an hour to get to its location? And when when someone complained the driver said "I drive where I want. You don't like it, take an uber"?
so much neck-up body horror in the super bowl commercials tonight
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
so much neck-up body horror in the super bowl commercials tonight
you know the one traumatic thing Outlander was missing was accidental incest, but now we can tick that off the list
January 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
you know the one traumatic thing Outlander was missing was accidental incest, but now we can tick that off the list
Outlander spent like 3 episodes hyping up that all the characters were going to Valley Forge, making me fear they were all going to freeze/starve to death during the cold, miserable winter. And then it just... skipped Valley Forge entirely.
January 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Outlander spent like 3 episodes hyping up that all the characters were going to Valley Forge, making me fear they were all going to freeze/starve to death during the cold, miserable winter. And then it just... skipped Valley Forge entirely.
I've been using the same start word for almost 3 years and it finally paid off
Wordle 1,290 1/6
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Wordle 1,290 1/6
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December 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I've been using the same start word for almost 3 years and it finally paid off
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
apparently Netflix has a "Bridgerton Yule Log" that's supposed to be the fireplace in the Bridgerton sitting room. But it's clearly AI, everything is a little off. and the AI further beefed it because there are wall sconces and a candelabra that have light bulbs in them. in the 1810s living rooms.
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
apparently Netflix has a "Bridgerton Yule Log" that's supposed to be the fireplace in the Bridgerton sitting room. But it's clearly AI, everything is a little off. and the AI further beefed it because there are wall sconces and a candelabra that have light bulbs in them. in the 1810s living rooms.
Chinese bots are hacking our texts and Facebook and Whatsapp are down globally, so we're moving the group chat to carrier pigeon
December 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Chinese bots are hacking our texts and Facebook and Whatsapp are down globally, so we're moving the group chat to carrier pigeon
I'm obsessed with this. Give it to me please.
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I'm obsessed with this. Give it to me please.
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"Just hand over the figgy pudding and no one gets hurt."
- Deck The Halls (abridged)
- Deck The Halls (abridged)
December 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
"Just hand over the figgy pudding and no one gets hurt."
- Deck The Halls (abridged)
- Deck The Halls (abridged)
Hot scruffy men with mysterious pasts grumpily adopting incorrigible children is the go-to formula for Disney+ Star Wars shows. And so far it has yet to fail. #skeletoncrew
December 11, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Hot scruffy men with mysterious pasts grumpily adopting incorrigible children is the go-to formula for Disney+ Star Wars shows. And so far it has yet to fail. #skeletoncrew
December 10, 2024 at 4:29 PM
An NBC article just broke the news that Luigi Mangione "once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins."
Among Us. The article is talking about college seniors playing Among Us in 2020. 🤣
Among Us. The article is talking about college seniors playing Among Us in 2020. 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 3:59 PM
An NBC article just broke the news that Luigi Mangione "once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins."
Among Us. The article is talking about college seniors playing Among Us in 2020. 🤣
Among Us. The article is talking about college seniors playing Among Us in 2020. 🤣
are there any Brooklyn people on here who know how/where to find nearby Christmas tree lots? I'm in Flatbush/Ditmas Park and I need to figure out where to get my tree. New Yorkers, help!
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 PM
are there any Brooklyn people on here who know how/where to find nearby Christmas tree lots? I'm in Flatbush/Ditmas Park and I need to figure out where to get my tree. New Yorkers, help!
it's giving Guiseppe Zangara
December 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
it's giving Guiseppe Zangara
hot assassin is actually a red-pilled dudebro. :( Who could have guessed that the murderer would get milkshake ducked?
December 9, 2024 at 8:21 PM
hot assassin is actually a red-pilled dudebro. :( Who could have guessed that the murderer would get milkshake ducked?
does it bother anyone else that this graphic uses an entirely different brown pallette from the actual color?
It feels very appropriate that Pantone decided the color of the year for 2025 is dookie brown
December 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
does it bother anyone else that this graphic uses an entirely different brown pallette from the actual color?
every episode of Bad Sisters has me screaming at my tv
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 AM
every episode of Bad Sisters has me screaming at my tv
Ladies, this is your yearly reminder that if your husband isn't filling your Christmas stocking give me his number & I will call him to explain that he needs to GROW THE FUCK UP AND START PULLING HIS OWN WEIGHT IN THIS HOUSE OR THE ONLY THING HE'LL BE OPENING ON CHRISTMAS MORNING ARE DIVORCE PAPERS.
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Ladies, this is your yearly reminder that if your husband isn't filling your Christmas stocking give me his number & I will call him to explain that he needs to GROW THE FUCK UP AND START PULLING HIS OWN WEIGHT IN THIS HOUSE OR THE ONLY THING HE'LL BE OPENING ON CHRISTMAS MORNING ARE DIVORCE PAPERS.
I am once again begging parents of young children to NOT start the Elf on the Shelf tradition. You are pressuring other parents to have to spend time and money on this. Plus the ambiguity / intangibility of the Santa myth fuels children's imaginations. Why force it into a physical, commercial form?
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I am once again begging parents of young children to NOT start the Elf on the Shelf tradition. You are pressuring other parents to have to spend time and money on this. Plus the ambiguity / intangibility of the Santa myth fuels children's imaginations. Why force it into a physical, commercial form?
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Happy Thanksgiving!
RIP Alice Brock
Arlo Guthrie - Alice’s Restaurant
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinyl
RIP Alice Brock
Arlo Guthrie - Alice’s Restaurant
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinyl
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
RIP Alice Brock
Arlo Guthrie - Alice’s Restaurant
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinyl
RIP Alice Brock
Arlo Guthrie - Alice’s Restaurant
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinyl
my father is complaining that they show too many commercials during the parade, my brother is taking 2 hours to cut and season some potatoes while grumbling that he doesn't know why we only let him do one thing for dinner, & the 1st floor bathroom sink is leaking. Thanksgiving is right on schedule.
November 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM
my father is complaining that they show too many commercials during the parade, my brother is taking 2 hours to cut and season some potatoes while grumbling that he doesn't know why we only let him do one thing for dinner, & the 1st floor bathroom sink is leaking. Thanksgiving is right on schedule.