Elizabeth Collins
@elizabethcollins.bsky.social
Writer/Comedian/#Queerspawn
Words @ MarieClaire, McSweeney’s, Salon, Slate, Vice
www.ElizabethCollins.com
H-Town to LA
Words @ MarieClaire, McSweeney’s, Salon, Slate, Vice
www.ElizabethCollins.com
H-Town to LA
Pinned
"Suddenly, my fear of climate change seemed so small. I knew I had to then live in fear of scrutiny from people one to sixteen years younger than me for the rest of my life."
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I’m a Millennial with a Loving Partner, Kids, and a Career, but My Biggest Concern Is That Gen Z Will Think I’m Old
“Gen Z has been mocking millennial style with so much glee in the last few years that doing so has become its own TikTok trend.” — New York Times
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I’M A MILLENNIAL WITH A LOVING PARTNER, KIDS, AND A CAREER, BUT MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS THAT GEN Z WILL THINK I’M OLD. - my latest for @mcsweeneys.bsky.social
Their greatest strategy is to break pedophilia down into categories.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Their greatest strategy is to break pedophilia down into categories.
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You
President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...
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October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
“The shooter had a leftist ideology.” You mean he wanted to end gun violence and affordable healthcare?
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
“The shooter had a leftist ideology.” You mean he wanted to end gun violence and affordable healthcare?
I love how Democrats supposedly want to take everyone’s guns, but somehow are still responsible for all gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I love how Democrats supposedly want to take everyone’s guns, but somehow are still responsible for all gun violence.
Anyone else get a lotta new follows from bots?
September 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anyone else get a lotta new follows from bots?
I’d really love to live in a country where policy is not shaped by the paranoid fantasies of people who’ve never been to “the big city”.
August 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’d really love to live in a country where policy is not shaped by the paranoid fantasies of people who’ve never been to “the big city”.
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To round out our hiatus week here is @elizabethcollins.bsky.social with some fall financial advice! thebelladonnacomedy.com/for-only-500...
For Only $500 Your Family Can Come Check Out These Pumpkins
It’s a holiday steal!
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August 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
To round out our hiatus week here is @elizabethcollins.bsky.social with some fall financial advice! thebelladonnacomedy.com/for-only-500...
My McSweeney’s piece, posted by Electric Literature.
“Now, you’re just somebody that I used to know.” (via @mcsweeneys.net)
Our Kids Will No Longer Be in the Same Class, So I Guess We’re Dead to Each Other Now
It was beautiful witnessing our children’s blossoming friendship when they were in Miss Penny’s first-grade class—and by extension, our friendship ...
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August 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My McSweeney’s piece, posted by Electric Literature.
This woman fights against censorship in Rutherford County Tennessee. She has fought the good fight in the Bible Belt against Christian Nationalists. Please consider giving to her fundraiser for a new location.
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Donate to Help The Spine Bookshop Grow Into Its New Chapter!, organized by Lindsay Schultz
Hi, I'm Lindsay Schultz, proud owner of The Spine Bookshop right he… Lindsay Schultz needs your support for Help The Spine Bookshop Grow Into Its New Chapter!
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August 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This woman fights against censorship in Rutherford County Tennessee. She has fought the good fight in the Bible Belt against Christian Nationalists. Please consider giving to her fundraiser for a new location.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-s...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-s...
Reposted by Elizabeth Collins
"Friendship is not, in fact, forever. It lasts approximately nine to ten months when you’re an adult with elementary school-aged children. And our bell has rung; our time is up." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
Our Kids Will No Longer Be in the Same Class, So I Guess We’re Dead to Each Other Now
It was beautiful witnessing our children’s blossoming friendship when they were in Miss Penny’s first-grade class—and by extension, our friendship ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Friendship is not, in fact, forever. It lasts approximately nine to ten months when you’re an adult with elementary school-aged children. And our bell has rung; our time is up." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
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Oh man! This hits
"Friendship is not, in fact, forever. It lasts approximately nine to ten months when you’re an adult with elementary school-aged children. And our bell has rung; our time is up." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
Our Kids Will No Longer Be in the Same Class, So I Guess We’re Dead to Each Other Now
It was beautiful witnessing our children’s blossoming friendship when they were in Miss Penny’s first-grade class—and by extension, our friendship ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oh man! This hits
So the “crime” Trump is trying to clean up is people taking statues down five years ago?
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So the “crime” Trump is trying to clean up is people taking statues down five years ago?
Joe Biden: Mularky!
Hunter Biden: Fuckin’ mother fuckin’ motherfuckers, fuckety, fuck fuck fuck
Hunter Biden: Fuckin’ mother fuckin’ motherfuckers, fuckety, fuck fuck fuck
July 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Joe Biden: Mularky!
Hunter Biden: Fuckin’ mother fuckin’ motherfuckers, fuckety, fuck fuck fuck
Hunter Biden: Fuckin’ mother fuckin’ motherfuckers, fuckety, fuck fuck fuck
Meet Lindsay Schultz. The face of the book banning resistance in Smyrna, TN. If you’re a journalist I recommend doing a story on her or if you’re on a book tour consider stopping by. Her store is The Spine, which is very fitting.
July 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Meet Lindsay Schultz. The face of the book banning resistance in Smyrna, TN. If you’re a journalist I recommend doing a story on her or if you’re on a book tour consider stopping by. Her store is The Spine, which is very fitting.
Reposted by Elizabeth Collins
“A strongly worded AND inspired letter.” By @elizabethcollins.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/wuuuut-in-th...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/wuuuut-in-th...
July 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“A strongly worded AND inspired letter.” By @elizabethcollins.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/wuuuut-in-th...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/wuuuut-in-th...
Have you ever wondered what Jesus would think of the Big Beautiful Bill? Or at least the Apostle Paul? Read my latest humor piece: Wuuut in the Actual Fuuuuck? A Letter From the Apostle Paul to the Church of the United States of America 🇺🇸 for @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social
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July 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Have you ever wondered what Jesus would think of the Big Beautiful Bill? Or at least the Apostle Paul? Read my latest humor piece: Wuuut in the Actual Fuuuuck? A Letter From the Apostle Paul to the Church of the United States of America 🇺🇸 for @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social
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10 years ago we got the news! Marriage Equality was the law of the land. My gay dad and I immediately went to the Abbey for a drink.
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
10 years ago we got the news! Marriage Equality was the law of the land. My gay dad and I immediately went to the Abbey for a drink.
I feel as though it’s odd to over characterize a generation as left or right. There have been assholes and naïfs throughout every generation.
June 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I feel as though it’s odd to over characterize a generation as left or right. There have been assholes and naïfs throughout every generation.
Being from LA is being the asshole on national zoom chats when the topic of “weather” comes up. Oh, you’re having a heatwave? Oh, you’re frozen inside your home right now? Wow, sorry to hear about that.
June 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Being from LA is being the asshole on national zoom chats when the topic of “weather” comes up. Oh, you’re having a heatwave? Oh, you’re frozen inside your home right now? Wow, sorry to hear about that.
I love how Biden was “old” but Donald Trump’s entire communication style is “grandparent that just got a new phone they do not know how to operate”.
June 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love how Biden was “old” but Donald Trump’s entire communication style is “grandparent that just got a new phone they do not know how to operate”.
Guys, they only hated war when Biden was president.
June 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Guys, they only hated war when Biden was president.
He will not be impeached. He will receive overwhelming support from Republicans. They will not say anything bad about a Republican president at war, it’s “unAmerican”.
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He will not be impeached. He will receive overwhelming support from Republicans. They will not say anything bad about a Republican president at war, it’s “unAmerican”.
I hope there will be a Texas reporter that does a deep dive comparison of ICE raids in Texas vs California. I’d find that VERY INTERESTING. Both have the same large immigrant populations, but one is less hypocritical about it.
June 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hope there will be a Texas reporter that does a deep dive comparison of ICE raids in Texas vs California. I’d find that VERY INTERESTING. Both have the same large immigrant populations, but one is less hypocritical about it.
It’s wild hearing the War of the Worlds story where people believed there was an alien invasion when they listened to a fictional radio show about aliens invading and thinking we wouldn’t be that dumb these days.
June 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s wild hearing the War of the Worlds story where people believed there was an alien invasion when they listened to a fictional radio show about aliens invading and thinking we wouldn’t be that dumb these days.