Elissa Bassist
elissabassist.bsky.social
Elissa Bassist
@elissabassist.bsky.social
Hysterical
INTRODUCING: monthly virtual writing sessions, via Substack subscription, on topics like:
short humor & satire
funny personal essays
memoir
tragicomedy
being funny when nothing is funny
watching TV to write better
the art of rejection
dismantling patriarchy
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A Life-Changing Announcement
It's monthly virtual writing sessions
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July 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but elissabassist.substack.com/p/declare-em...
Declare Email Bankruptcy
A writing tip
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July 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Don’t threaten us with a good time
May 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
EVERYTHING IS BAD. Let's write about it. Take my new seminar to use your fears, secrets, lies, truths, and farts to write more and better in order to survive life right now (and win writing awards). writingworkshops.com/collections/...
Writing the Impossible Seminar: Sex, Violence, Illness, and More
Sex, violence, illness, and the body: charged topics are hard to read about and harder to write about. But with the right tools, you can pull it off.
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May 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Learn to write funny stuff about your life in
@elissabassist.bsky.social's @storystudiochicago.bsky.social class, no matter how unfunny your life your life may feel sometimes… One class, Zoom, May 1!
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PJ Seminar: A Master Class on Writing a Comedic Memoir with Elissa Bassist - StoryStudio Chicago
You don’t have to be a celebrity comedian to write a funny memoir. You don’t have to be born with a sense of humor or have had anything funny happen to you. A memoirist must make a meal out of her exp...
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April 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Attended a *fabulous* online seminar last night on writing comedic memoir, run by @elissabassist.bsky.social (take her classes!!). Was reminded that she has a book on comedy writing called INSIDE JOKES forthcoming with @caitlinkunkel.bsky.social—can’t wait!
March 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Next class 4/26: one of my favs, Write Like an Athlete! We mix creativity with sports psychology concepts to create a warmup routine, tinker with your environment + explore goal setting, tapering, and lots of other elements. Two hours, recorded if you can't come live, and you get the slides after!
Write Like an Athlete Class with Caitlin Kunkel | WritingWorkshops.com
Former competitive distance swimmer Caitlin Kunkel will weave together concepts from writing and sports psychology to help strengthen your creative practice.
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March 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Send us some shit. Open 4/20 - ???. we pay $150 for prestigious works of literary merit. We got the Paris Review at home and it's called the Taco Bell Quarterly, just as good, cheaper, actually free and completely made up
March 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm teaching at The Kennedy Center. A staff member and I started planning this class last April. After T**** took over and fired the board and senior staff this month, I could have canceled my class. 1/?
February 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My friend fixed her daughter's homework:
February 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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This is the first short humor class I've taught in years—I've refined it down to 2 hours while writing INSIDE JOKES with @elissabassist.bsky.social! On Zoom, you'll get the slides/recording after if you can't make it, learn a repeatable process to brainstorm, draft, and rewrite a short humor piece.
How to Write a Short Humor Piece | WritingWorkshops.com
Writer and creator of The Second City’s online satire writing program, Caitlin Kunkel, will teach a repeatable process for writing a short humor piece.
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February 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I made a list!
February 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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tbh "do whatever you want" would be a helpful statement to tattoo on myself
Not caring what other people think is a writing skill. Please read/share/frame/tattoo/memorize:
Writing About Other People, Pt. 2
And how to write when afraid
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February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Not caring what other people think is a writing skill. Please read/share/frame/tattoo/memorize:
Writing About Other People, Pt. 2
And how to write when afraid
open.substack.com
February 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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You know you’ve found the right person when they buy you a spot in @elissabassist.bsky.social’s workshop on writing a/b violence as an early v-day present. How’d I get so lucky with you, @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social ??? (P.S. her workshops are lit. Highly recommend. Join me?)
Writing the Impossible Seminar: Sex, Violence, Illness, and More
Sex, violence, illness, and the body: charged topics are hard to read about and harder to write about. But with the right tools, you can pull it off.
writingworkshops.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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This is a late addition to my favorite books I’ve read this year. @elissabassist.bsky.social artfully weaves research, literature, and media criticism in with her personal story and it’s phenomenal.
Now listening
December 11, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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"Preserve Energy: We have a finite amount. And decision fatigue is real (so wear the same writing outfit, which is a robe, every day)." Funny and very practical #writingtips from Elissa Bassist
How to Sit in a Chair
Productivity hacks for the uninspired writer
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December 10, 2023 at 10:46 PM
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I'm taking a comedy writing class w/ the hilarious @elissabassist.bsky.social & it's giving me so much confidence that I (an overly earnest person) can be funny in print.

My plan with this new power? Trick people into reading a funny story only for them to realize (too late) they learned science.
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Last class of the year: Comedy Writing for Non-Comedians! Learn to use the tools of comedy to write funnier copy, emails, dating profiles, speeches, and whatever else you need to spice up. Sunday, 12/8 online, but you can also sign up and watch the recording later. Details here:
Comedy Writing for Non-Comedians Caitlin Kunkel | WritingWorkshops.com
n this two-hour interactive seminar, satirist, author, and creator of The Second City’s online satire writing program Caitlin Kunkel will break down the basics of comedic writing for those who aren’t ...
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November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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I made a starter pack of humor and satire publications as they start to come over to Bluesky—let me know additional ones I should add!
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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When I was on maternity leave I created a referral sheet of people I recommend for fiction, book proposal, humor, and satire feedback and editing—sharing it here in case people are looking for these resources now: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Caitlin Kunkel: Writing and Editing Referrals 2024
Hi there! I (Caitlin Kunkel) am out on family and book leave until 2025. My next book, “Inside Jokes: A Comedy and Creativity Guide for All Writers,” co-authored with Elissa Bassist, will be out from ...
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November 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Happy publication anniversary to my first (and only!) humor piece about (the chaos of) querying a novel. Pubbing with @therumpus.bsky.social was one of my big-dream goals last year, and I so enjoyed working with @elissabassist.bsky.social 🥰
Funny Women: Query Letter for My Totally Publishable Novel - The Rumpus
(The previous sentence demonstrates both my market awareness and my forward thinking.)
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November 18, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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It’s really pretty cool that one thing you can do to support people you like is ask your local library to get their book because it doesn’t cost you anything, it helps them, and the librarian gets to know someone actually wants to read a book and not just use the computer for Roblox
November 12, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️

The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion.
When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!
November 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM