Elise
@elisecapiesh.bsky.social
Nerd 📚 Chef 🔪 MUA 💄 Hairstylist 💇🏻♀️
Friendly reminder to check your credit cards because a fraud might spend $800 on Amazon
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Friendly reminder to check your credit cards because a fraud might spend $800 on Amazon
Reposted by Elise
god sends his spilliest coffees to his clumsiest soldiers
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
god sends his spilliest coffees to his clumsiest soldiers
My dog is 100lbs Jesus Christ
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
My dog is 100lbs Jesus Christ
I don’t want to make a specific “smart goal” formatted resolution this year
I just want to be more actively present this year. I want to participate more. Experience more. Be in the driver seat of my life more this year than last
I just want to be more actively present this year. I want to participate more. Experience more. Be in the driver seat of my life more this year than last
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I don’t want to make a specific “smart goal” formatted resolution this year
I just want to be more actively present this year. I want to participate more. Experience more. Be in the driver seat of my life more this year than last
I just want to be more actively present this year. I want to participate more. Experience more. Be in the driver seat of my life more this year than last
How am I supposed to be a planner girl if they won’t ship it to me??
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
How am I supposed to be a planner girl if they won’t ship it to me??
Man do I want a fuckin Xanax
August 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Man do I want a fuckin Xanax
I didn’t have enough spoons for that
August 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I didn’t have enough spoons for that
Google’s pet photography. Sees price. Closes browser.
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Google’s pet photography. Sees price. Closes browser.
Don’t mind me I’m just crying about my cat again
June 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Don’t mind me I’m just crying about my cat again
Like how do we do this chat
May 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Like how do we do this chat
I’ve been dieting for 5 hours and my wanna eat the fucking drywall
May 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’ve been dieting for 5 hours and my wanna eat the fucking drywall
I’m losing all my cuddle buddies
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m losing all my cuddle buddies
So my dog decided that the outside air from the window was so exciting he started peeing INSIDE MY CAR
April 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So my dog decided that the outside air from the window was so exciting he started peeing INSIDE MY CAR
My salon is registered on #strandsfortrans 🙌
April 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My salon is registered on #strandsfortrans 🙌
Accidentally including someone in the group chat who shouldn’t be there has been a top fear of mine for a while now
apparently some people do not possess this fear
apparently some people do not possess this fear
March 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Accidentally including someone in the group chat who shouldn’t be there has been a top fear of mine for a while now
apparently some people do not possess this fear
apparently some people do not possess this fear
Sargent slept in Devi’s bed last night and I looked over and saw a dark dog in that bed and fucking lost it
March 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sargent slept in Devi’s bed last night and I looked over and saw a dark dog in that bed and fucking lost it
To the client who found my salon via google search, booked an online appointment, and then left a 5 star detailed review:
Fantastic give me 14 of em right now
Fantastic give me 14 of em right now
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
To the client who found my salon via google search, booked an online appointment, and then left a 5 star detailed review:
Fantastic give me 14 of em right now
Fantastic give me 14 of em right now
CON HUEVOS IN TRUSSVILLE CLOSING BECAUSE OF THAT ORANGE MF!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡
March 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
CON HUEVOS IN TRUSSVILLE CLOSING BECAUSE OF THAT ORANGE MF!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡
If anyone has the balls to say “America first” to me about Ukraine I am gonna lose it
These people were just fine with us funding Israel
They just won’t admit they 🫶 bullies
These people were just fine with us funding Israel
They just won’t admit they 🫶 bullies
March 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If anyone has the balls to say “America first” to me about Ukraine I am gonna lose it
These people were just fine with us funding Israel
They just won’t admit they 🫶 bullies
These people were just fine with us funding Israel
They just won’t admit they 🫶 bullies
🎶🎸🎺MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON 🎵🎶🥁🎸🎶
February 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🎶🎸🎺MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON 🎵🎶🥁🎸🎶
Update! Went to the American history museum and guess who still hates Andrew motherfucking Jackson!!!!!!!
Went to the American Indian museum and holy shit if you think trump sucks wait till you hear about Andrew Jackson
February 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Update! Went to the American history museum and guess who still hates Andrew motherfucking Jackson!!!!!!!
Went to the American Indian museum and holy shit if you think trump sucks wait till you hear about Andrew Jackson
February 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Went to the American Indian museum and holy shit if you think trump sucks wait till you hear about Andrew Jackson
TikTok is pure qvc brainrot now, too bad I literally HAVE to use instagram or my business will fail 🙃
February 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
TikTok is pure qvc brainrot now, too bad I literally HAVE to use instagram or my business will fail 🙃