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elijah
@elijahmesh.bsky.social
comedian! psychic! astrologer! they/them!

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yeah, a skilled assassin that can move through a web of surveillance undetected can’t research
Major health insurance companies have started removing their leadership pages, which lists names and photos of their executives, following the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
December 7, 2024 at 2:29 PM
mars retrograde is probably my least favorite transit. I was born during the day! and yeah the station happened directly on my ascendent!
December 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
survivor last night… love did not win
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Knuckle tats:
(H)(E)(L)(P) (M)(E)(U)(P)
November 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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after Aries comes Taurus & after Scorpio comes Sagittarius while Pisces follows Aquarius

but Capricorn? it just gets *more* Saturn, delaying the benefic possibilities that await on the other side of the Malefic Struggle™️
November 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I personally don’t believe in the top shortage. they manufacture scarcity to drive up demand
November 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
you’d think ariana would’ve learned her lesson about matching tattoos. like great vocals but no pattern recognition
November 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I feel like listening to my discover weekly today. it’s come to that
November 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
nara smith is like when life gives you lemons make a seven layer lemon cake with a blueberry sage compote and hand-whipped white chocolate mousse filling
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I love sagittarius season it’s like who can stop me? no one. not even myself
November 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
sheep
i’m an album girly
playlists are cool
but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally
November 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I was supposed to be the first non binary survivor player but that’s ok
November 21, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I’m going to have such a hard time on hot ones. should I turn it down if they ask me? I mean, it’s great exposure. but I don’t want to embarrass myself like that
November 18, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I’m a lisa barlow truther. truth is she’s awesome. unless someone tells me otherwise
November 16, 2024 at 7:47 PM
when I get a haircut tomorrow everyone’s going to be like “wait! you got a haircut!”
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I used to post things like “fuck” and “ass” but now I’m very tame
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
mike tyson fought a youtuber apparently. he could’ve beat a tik toker though
November 16, 2024 at 7:28 PM
thank you eric
e*lon m*sk shadowbanned me and my astrology/witchy/spiritual girlies on twitter so I bound him back in exactly the same way and now everyone is moving to blue sky she loves a full circle moment
November 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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these shades are to d!3 for 👀
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
this full moon is so cutting a shirt into a crop top and feeling weird about it
November 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Ester Almqvist
November 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM
this taurus full moon is like what if I have dessert before dinner
November 15, 2024 at 10:20 PM