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yay blake. hello hi. fiction and website: catboy.club
newtype.itch.io <-- zines here
newtype.itch.io <-- zines here
starting a new gig tomorrow and idk how im gonna explain why i sound like that
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
starting a new gig tomorrow and idk how im gonna explain why i sound like that
nose surgery 2 has turned me into a duck noise soundboard
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
nose surgery 2 has turned me into a duck noise soundboard
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beautiful
The news cycle is insane it’s only Tuesday
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
beautiful
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REMINDER! We are open for submissions until Feb. 7 for our next anthology, IDOLS. See our previous posts for more prompts, ideas, and manifestations about the theme 🥀
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
REMINDER! We are open for submissions until Feb. 7 for our next anthology, IDOLS. See our previous posts for more prompts, ideas, and manifestations about the theme 🥀
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Happy New Year! ⚔️✨
December 31, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Happy New Year! ⚔️✨
finishing the novel this year before they send me to the camp
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
finishing the novel this year before they send me to the camp
they play nature documentaries at the clinic i go to and every other ad after some dramatic spiel about monkeys is for a sports betting website or gambling app and i dont know how you endure that every day without developing a psychosis
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
they play nature documentaries at the clinic i go to and every other ad after some dramatic spiel about monkeys is for a sports betting website or gambling app and i dont know how you endure that every day without developing a psychosis
look up "the don rosa house tour studio" on youtube if you get the chance. a lot of the cartoonists hated disney but really loved the duck
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
look up "the don rosa house tour studio" on youtube if you get the chance. a lot of the cartoonists hated disney but really loved the duck
i was soaking my brain in toy video slop and the reviewer didn't know how to describe low-grade plastic dissolving and called it tacky. which is fair. that isn't incorrect. it's just a funny way to describe the happy meal toy microplastics scraping off into your airways and into the sea...
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i was soaking my brain in toy video slop and the reviewer didn't know how to describe low-grade plastic dissolving and called it tacky. which is fair. that isn't incorrect. it's just a funny way to describe the happy meal toy microplastics scraping off into your airways and into the sea...
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Gunfighter atop the Vase of the Daemosene Body, digital painting and collage
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gunfighter atop the Vase of the Daemosene Body, digital painting and collage
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something beautiful about reading this every year is that people seem more comfortable every year just admitting they stuck something up their ass for fun
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
something beautiful about reading this every year is that people seem more comfortable every year just admitting they stuck something up their ass for fun
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scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
love it when the takarazuka revue pulls out the chonmage wigs
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
love it when the takarazuka revue pulls out the chonmage wigs
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
brutalist concrete keyboard with mysterious runes could fix this
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
brutalist concrete keyboard with mysterious runes could fix this
clunky, you don't know where you're going, your armor and weapons break and everyone wants to kill you...it's narrative
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
clunky, you don't know where you're going, your armor and weapons break and everyone wants to kill you...it's narrative
started playing this today for the soundtrack and there's no competition www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm17...
Sunbeams Streaming Through Leaves On The Hill Evergrace OST
YouTube video by Ostzilla
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
started playing this today for the soundtrack and there's no competition www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm17...
it gets better the deeper you go because only a man who wifed his editor could get away with this
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
it gets better the deeper you go because only a man who wifed his editor could get away with this
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society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
i mute it when 30 people like a post i dont want to know
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i mute it when 30 people like a post i dont want to know
mr. big balls over here
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
mr. big balls over here