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Incockneato
@elemani.bsky.social
· Nov 16
a man in a white tank top is holding a child
ALT: a man in a white tank top is holding a child
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Hi! 👋🏾
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
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She’s really the menace Natalie Nunn wants to be!
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She’s really the menace Natalie Nunn wants to be!
There is absolutely nothing I could say about a mf that would beat me to a pulp
Y’all arguing about a tea page and joseline outside like this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There is absolutely nothing I could say about a mf that would beat me to a pulp
Well HURRY UP THEN. What’re waiting for!?
Jeezus christ on a cracker! Living on earth has certainly lost its appeal.
ground.news/article/scie...
ground.news/article/scie...
Scientists Warn Key Ocean Current Collapse Could Bring Ice Age
Iceland has declared the potential collapse of the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC), a major ocean current system that transports warm tropical water northward and moderates European...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Well HURRY UP THEN. What’re waiting for!?
I was able to pull it off and be home by 11PM.
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was able to pull it off and be home by 11PM.
Yall know damn well why aliens won’t make mass contact. There is an entire group of ppl on earth that will (and probably have) EAT them
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yall know damn well why aliens won’t make mass contact. There is an entire group of ppl on earth that will (and probably have) EAT them
“Be the best. I don’t care what it is. If you’re a stripper, they better be coming to see YOU” -Big NISH
Name something your mom taught you.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Be the best. I don’t care what it is. If you’re a stripper, they better be coming to see YOU” -Big NISH
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
Apparently EVERYBODY necks this man up BUT Hillary
I'm sorry... What happened with El Cheeto and Clinton?
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Apparently EVERYBODY necks this man up BUT Hillary
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwuhhhh
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwuhhhh
Vance about to be president, ain’t it?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Vance about to be president, ain’t it?
And THATS on firing Elmo
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And THATS on firing Elmo
Jeffery said in them emails he was “scared he’s going to tank the economy- can’t Barack talk to him?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and this nigga won AGAIN
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Jeffery said in them emails he was “scared he’s going to tank the economy- can’t Barack talk to him?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and this nigga won AGAIN
ALCOHOL. Smoking and alcohol.
10. What ages a person quickly?
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ALCOHOL. Smoking and alcohol.
I honestly didn’t think there could be a worse president than dump, but dump 2.0 is legit catastrophic
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I honestly didn’t think there could be a worse president than dump, but dump 2.0 is legit catastrophic
Jokes on them, I have a southern grandma.
Not us all finding out we’re ugly at the same time
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jokes on them, I have a southern grandma.
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Good morning 🙂↕️
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Good morning 🙂↕️
My husband calls: “hey, heads up, I might be coming home with an Akita”
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My husband calls: “hey, heads up, I might be coming home with an Akita”
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
Me: “oh, okay, is that like a game?”
Him: “yeah, kinda”
Me later on Google: A DOG!?
The biggest proof of spiritual warfare for me is the fact that you can feed from spreading happiness and joy and get even more full than sucking people of it—- but they’re doing it for the love of the game
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The biggest proof of spiritual warfare for me is the fact that you can feed from spreading happiness and joy and get even more full than sucking people of it—- but they’re doing it for the love of the game
Cats are like their owners too. I too put myself in harmful situations just to feel alive
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Cats are like their owners too. I too put myself in harmful situations just to feel alive
“I — then state your name..”
This nigga is an IDIOT 😭😭😭
This nigga is an IDIOT 😭😭😭
Music to my ears. Being booed by 20,000+ people! Good job DC!
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“I — then state your name..”
This nigga is an IDIOT 😭😭😭
This nigga is an IDIOT 😭😭😭
I LOVE when I walk by people and they say “she smells good!” To eachother. It feeds a part of me that CAN’T be good 😭
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I LOVE when I walk by people and they say “she smells good!” To eachother. It feeds a part of me that CAN’T be good 😭
First and last time I saw my grandma cry. Went back to school and all my black ass teachers had full biographies PREPARED 😂😂😂
On November 4, 2008, Senator Barack Obama of Illinois made history when he became the 44th President of the United States.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
First and last time I saw my grandma cry. Went back to school and all my black ass teachers had full biographies PREPARED 😂😂😂
Me arguing that time is not linear:
Trump: "Thank goodness for TiVo or something thereof, right? We love TiVo. It's one of the greatest inventions in history. Have a good time. Thank you."
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Me arguing that time is not linear:
Vance about to divorce his DEI wife and marry Kirk’s widow. Not too long after, Donald gonna croak, Jdeeznuts will be prez, and ericum will be First Lady and honestly an evil like we’ve never seen will reign
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Vance about to divorce his DEI wife and marry Kirk’s widow. Not too long after, Donald gonna croak, Jdeeznuts will be prez, and ericum will be First Lady and honestly an evil like we’ve never seen will reign
You know a depression is coming when they start trying to press “skinny is in” again. You’ll be starving, but atleast you’re skinny- meanwhile the richest mfs gonna be thickkk
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You know a depression is coming when they start trying to press “skinny is in” again. You’ll be starving, but atleast you’re skinny- meanwhile the richest mfs gonna be thickkk