Er, so was that Times story just wrong then?

For the love of god event runners. Put the event location in the first page of your advert!

Someone in their infinite wisdom decided we should do a college trip to Shrewsbury prison.

Just a 3.5 hour drive

Dr. Who. Season 17
The Creature from the pit.

Just to clarify doctor. You're hiding from a monstrous mobile crotch with a prehensile penis?

When my child has spent just over a day in hospital and is very ill... Really? Just not what the world needs

Been in A&E since 11am.

Long story short. Doctors trying to send us home while I dug my heels in and demanded they take my kid's illness seriously.

Exhausted

Car in front of me is sending very mixed messages

When I started playing magic the gathering in the mid 90s I could not have imagined a day when I would utter "the second doctor asks if you'd be so civil as to not attack me this turn?" In a game.