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The other place. It was bad.

Used to be @ejmaroun elsewhere. I mean, I still am. But I used to be too.
TIL what a YubiKey is.
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Guardians SP have given up a HR on their first pitch of the game 5 times this season.

That ties the known record, set by the 2019 Rockies.

3 were by Gavin Williams, tying Joe Ryan's record (2023)

Pitch by pitch data mostly complete back to 1988. h/t @ejmaroun.bsky.social for noticing the trend
May 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I spy @smashfizzle.bsky.social in Carmel
April 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@smashfizzle.bsky.social Feel like you need this hat.
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Give upstanding citizen and barometer of moral integrity Albert Belle his 1995 AL MVP award now.
March 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Tough blow for the Cavs who have proven to have that dog in them this year.
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL illegal aliens that are currently on Social Security.
February 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
70
Luka is either going for 60 tonight or he's going like 5-27.
February 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Luka getting a second tech and getting ejected in the first quarter would be the funniest thing to happen in NBA history.
February 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is what Tennessee fans thought The Shoe was going to sound like in December.
Woooo boy Cavs fans loud there
February 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The number of babies born in northeast Ohio in 2025 that are named “Ty” or “Jerome” is going to be absurd
February 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
*Staring at my bio on here*
today would be mitch hedberg's 57th birthday, his comedy was kind-hearted silliness and the world is a less funny place without him, love you mitch, happy birthday - please share your favorite mitch jokes ♥️
February 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When I get the flu:
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
February 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Nobody else bid, please. I really need this.
Woj's COVID phone is up to $1,500
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh wow the Browns released Juan Thornhill. Who’s not going to do a single thing now?
February 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Scoops
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
11 missed free throws in a 4 point game. Not great.
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
GOOD LAWD DONOVAN MITCHELL
February 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
These commercials for this Stadium Series between the Red Wings and Blue Jackets are disorienting because the cartoon fans are waving red Michigan flags and blue Ohio flags which feels…wrong.
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This game is getting out of control
February 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
WE GOT A BROUHAHA
February 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
MAXIMUM STRUS
February 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Does every high school basketball game in Northeast Ohio involve 12 instances per game of kids doing Mitchell’s step back 3?
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
DONNY
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Grizzlies-Cavs is just some good, clean, ethical basketball.
February 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM