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E. Jane Aran
@ejanearan.bsky.social
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Proud mom. 💙 LGBTQAI+ ally. Not liberal (in US sense), but sure as heckfire not a modern GOPer. Fond of rock tumbling, hatching praying mantids, feeding hummingbirds, rescuing Monarch butterflies, and home repair.
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Don't ask questions that you don't want the answers to.

#winning #argument #searchengine #funny
Two search-engine parts are shown, along with time-stamps. At 8:43, a user types into Google search the following question: "How to beat girlfriend in an argument". At 8:48, the user asks, "How to apologize to girlfriend".
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Maybe candy corn hates you, too.

#Halloween #candycorn #funny
Maybe candy corn hates you, too.
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Ew.

#fart #AI #neuralnetworks #funny
Subject line: I trained an AI on three months of continuous fart sounds. Here's what happened. Text: So I collected 2.5 million feet samples (approximately three months of non-stop farting) and trained a neural network on them. The results: * It can identify your diet with 87% accuracy from a single fart. * It learned that there are only 7 basic fart types (all others are combinations) * It started generating "fart symphonies" that actually slap. * It predicted the stock market with 52% accuracy (barely better than random, but still). Most disturbing discovery: When I asked it to generate "the perfect fart", it created a 3.7-second sound that made my dog cry and my roommate move out.
September 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A text chain.

1st poster: If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

2nd poster: Wait-- whoa

3rd poster: [Original poster] woke up and chose logic today and [I don't know] how I feel about that
A text chain. 1st poster: If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either. 2nd poster: Wait-- whoa 3rd poster: [Original poster] woke up and chose logic today and [I don't know] how I feel about that
September 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Yeah, that tracks.

#funny #sentience #sentientbeings
A computer screen displays a question, followed by three radio-button answer options (so only one option can be chosen at a time), and a "Submit" button at the bottom. The question is, "Are you a sentient human being?" The first answer option is "Yes"; the second answer option is "No". The third option, which has been selected, is "Unfortunately".
September 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Ikr?

#funny #attorneys #attorneyatlaw
@allday says, "Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys 'at law' so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Imma be the second one.

#funny #humor #enlightenment #findthehumor #unhinged
Once you're able to find humor in any situation, you've either reached enlightenment, or you're just a little unhinged.
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Yeah, I kinda get it, too.

#funny #happyasaclam #clams #ignoranceisbliss
Jonathan Edward Durham says, "Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those tiny things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and have absolutely no concept of what's going on in the-- never mind, I get it now."
September 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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This reminds me of Louise on "Bob's Burgers".

#kids #toys #splitting #Solomon #funny
"Henpecked Hal" recounts a conversation with his kids. Son: it's MY toy! Daughter: no, it's MINE! Me: you both lay claim to this toy? I shall chop it in two and give each of you half. Son: AWESOME! Daughter: YES! Me: no, that's not... Kids: CHOP IT! CHOP IT! CHOP IT!
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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#puns #Sunroof #sunroofcar #dog #doglife #funny
Julius Roberts posts: "My sister was very excited to take this picture in traffic today." Shown is the back of the dark-colored Chevy ahead of the sister's car. A small white dog is sticking its head up through the car's roof, "smiling" back at the sister. The license plate reads "SUNWOOF".
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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My cat says, "Same."
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Oops.
September 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I've upended a mesh wastebasket and filled it with milkweed. So why, pray tell, are they all huddled in one spot?!?

Are they... are they maybe plotting something? Should I be worried?

#monarchbutterflies #caterpillars #milkweed #growing #rearing
July 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Instant karma!

#instantkarma #rude #obnoxious #domainname #funny
Khalil Sehnaoui says: Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for a new business. I just bought the domain name.
July 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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White text on a red background: "Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end."
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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#EmailAddress #typing #tvremote #tvremotecontrol #losingit #funny
White text on a black background: When I finally snap, it will be after I tried to type my email address on the TV with the remote. Again.
July 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A blue circle is shown, labeled as "My interests". Panel 2: A yellow circle is added to the picture, to the right of the blue circle. The yellow circle is labeled "My friend's interests". Panel 3: Zooming in, we can see that there is a tiny green region where the two circles overlap slightly. Panel 4: Zooming in further, we can see that the overlap is labeled "Person we don't like".
July 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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#happyasaclam #funny
Jonathan Edward Durham asks, "Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those tiny things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own private shells and have absolutely no concept of what's going on in the-- Nevermind; I get it now."
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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#Monarchs #caterpillars #milkweed
July 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I feel ya, little dude.

#frenchtoast #legos #working #schoollife
At the bottom of the graphic is a stack of French toast on a white plate. The text above the stack says: Nobody: My 6yr old talking to himself on the toilet: Every day I gotta get up for school, and then every day I'm gonna have to get up for work. When does it end? Did I ask for this? No. I don't remember that I asked for this. I asked for rest and Legos and French toast.
July 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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So tempting....

#leafblower #glitter #tinkerbell #funny
Filled my neighbor's leaf blower with glitter. Now his yard looks like Tinker Bell hit a landmine.
July 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Same.

#dragons #problemsolved #funny
I feel like a lot of my problems would be solved if I had a dragon.
July 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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And I'm *always* eating oreos. 💩

#cleaningtips #cleaning #resistanceisfutile #oreos #funny
Cleaning your house with everyone home is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos.
July 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM