Tonka
@eightnil.bsky.social
Toon fan, fed up with toxic twitter
Standout over the last two games has been poor on pitch performances.
The preseason, the rat, and the transition to building a team around Wolfe Messi is tough. With wissa it might have been easier, but the old triangles, muscle memory isn’t working. Instinctive passes are now to no one. Time.
The preseason, the rat, and the transition to building a team around Wolfe Messi is tough. With wissa it might have been easier, but the old triangles, muscle memory isn’t working. Instinctive passes are now to no one. Time.
To clarify, despite some questioning my responses to others on here.
I still have faith in Howe to turn things around.
Yes it’s been a crap past 2 league games.
Yes I’ll criticise his management and tactics.
But we’re fans, we’re passionate!
We only want to see them fight to the end.
#NUFC
I still have faith in Howe to turn things around.
Yes it’s been a crap past 2 league games.
Yes I’ll criticise his management and tactics.
But we’re fans, we’re passionate!
We only want to see them fight to the end.
#NUFC
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Standout over the last two games has been poor on pitch performances.
The preseason, the rat, and the transition to building a team around Wolfe Messi is tough. With wissa it might have been easier, but the old triangles, muscle memory isn’t working. Instinctive passes are now to no one. Time.
The preseason, the rat, and the transition to building a team around Wolfe Messi is tough. With wissa it might have been easier, but the old triangles, muscle memory isn’t working. Instinctive passes are now to no one. Time.
Can you decode the click bait?
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Can you decode the click bait?
@nusc.bsky.social are you doing anything in Brussels for the SG Union game?
September 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@nusc.bsky.social are you doing anything in Brussels for the SG Union game?
#NUFC
Shock as Newcastle are the only Premier League team in the bottom half for fixture difficulty and have the fifth-toughest set of fixtures overall. They face five of the eight teams we included in our worst possible scenario for the English clubs.
theanalyst.com/articles/cha...
Shock as Newcastle are the only Premier League team in the bottom half for fixture difficulty and have the fifth-toughest set of fixtures overall. They face five of the eight teams we included in our worst possible scenario for the English clubs.
theanalyst.com/articles/cha...
Champions League 2025-26 Fixture Difficulty: Who Has the Easiest and Toughest League Phase Games? | Opta Analyst
Following league phase draw for the 2025-26 UEFA Champions League, we’ve used the Opta Power Rankings to rank each team’s fixtures in order of difficulty.
theanalyst.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
#NUFC
Shock as Newcastle are the only Premier League team in the bottom half for fixture difficulty and have the fifth-toughest set of fixtures overall. They face five of the eight teams we included in our worst possible scenario for the English clubs.
theanalyst.com/articles/cha...
Shock as Newcastle are the only Premier League team in the bottom half for fixture difficulty and have the fifth-toughest set of fixtures overall. They face five of the eight teams we included in our worst possible scenario for the English clubs.
theanalyst.com/articles/cha...
So the transfer window has been bookmarked by our Director of Football leaving at the start and our striker at the end.
Got to think the two are related.
#NUFC
Got to think the two are related.
#NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
So the transfer window has been bookmarked by our Director of Football leaving at the start and our striker at the end.
Got to think the two are related.
#NUFC
Got to think the two are related.
#NUFC
Come Tuesday Liverpool won’t be interested in Isak. They’ve shown they aren’t serious with that bid.
If you’re buying a house, a cheeky bid doesn’t usually get you an invite to serious discussions.
But if you’re snide, cheat and whine, it’s normal. They don’t want Isak to play. Classic LFC
#NUFC
If you’re buying a house, a cheeky bid doesn’t usually get you an invite to serious discussions.
But if you’re snide, cheat and whine, it’s normal. They don’t want Isak to play. Classic LFC
#NUFC
August 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Come Tuesday Liverpool won’t be interested in Isak. They’ve shown they aren’t serious with that bid.
If you’re buying a house, a cheeky bid doesn’t usually get you an invite to serious discussions.
But if you’re snide, cheat and whine, it’s normal. They don’t want Isak to play. Classic LFC
#NUFC
If you’re buying a house, a cheeky bid doesn’t usually get you an invite to serious discussions.
But if you’re snide, cheat and whine, it’s normal. They don’t want Isak to play. Classic LFC
#NUFC
Bar the tragic Isak shit show, we’ve had a good window so far.
Without it, and a replacement for Wilson, we’d have had one of our best.
It’s hard to keep perspective with so many trying to monetise our anger, but we’ve made some great additions and we’ve signed well since the T/O. #NUFC
Without it, and a replacement for Wilson, we’d have had one of our best.
It’s hard to keep perspective with so many trying to monetise our anger, but we’ve made some great additions and we’ve signed well since the T/O. #NUFC
August 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bar the tragic Isak shit show, we’ve had a good window so far.
Without it, and a replacement for Wilson, we’d have had one of our best.
It’s hard to keep perspective with so many trying to monetise our anger, but we’ve made some great additions and we’ve signed well since the T/O. #NUFC
Without it, and a replacement for Wilson, we’d have had one of our best.
It’s hard to keep perspective with so many trying to monetise our anger, but we’ve made some great additions and we’ve signed well since the T/O. #NUFC
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Robert Jenrick, the Tory Shadow Justice Secretary and former Home Office Minister, joining protesters outside an asylum hotel is one of the most disgusting acts by a frontline British politician in living memory.
August 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Robert Jenrick, the Tory Shadow Justice Secretary and former Home Office Minister, joining protesters outside an asylum hotel is one of the most disgusting acts by a frontline British politician in living memory.
Happy with that lineup and the bench looks better than it did most of last season.
Two top strikers and I think we could challenge for the league with that squad.
HWTL #NUFC
Two top strikers and I think we could challenge for the league with that squad.
HWTL #NUFC
August 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Happy with that lineup and the bench looks better than it did most of last season.
Two top strikers and I think we could challenge for the league with that squad.
HWTL #NUFC
Two top strikers and I think we could challenge for the league with that squad.
HWTL #NUFC
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I’m Malick Thiaw. I’m Newcastle United. 😍
August 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m Malick Thiaw. I’m Newcastle United. 😍
Well LiVARpool lose their first trophy of the season. They look fragile at the back, but VAR is firmly on their side so I wouldn’t write them off.
I’ll post it in the toon timeline because it’s full of refs at the moment. #NUFC
Well done to Palace
I’ll post it in the toon timeline because it’s full of refs at the moment. #NUFC
Well done to Palace
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Well LiVARpool lose their first trophy of the season. They look fragile at the back, but VAR is firmly on their side so I wouldn’t write them off.
I’ll post it in the toon timeline because it’s full of refs at the moment. #NUFC
Well done to Palace
I’ll post it in the toon timeline because it’s full of refs at the moment. #NUFC
Well done to Palace
Lovely day, shame about the score
August 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Lovely day, shame about the score
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Shocked by the BBC plans to 'Win Over Reform Voters by Changing News and Drama Output'?
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It's more important than ever!
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Please sign and share my petition calling for this.
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June 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Shocked by the BBC plans to 'Win Over Reform Voters by Changing News and Drama Output'?
Just another reason to call for major updates to how we regulate our media.
Please sign and share my petition calling for this.
It's more important than ever!
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Just another reason to call for major updates to how we regulate our media.
Please sign and share my petition calling for this.
It's more important than ever!
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@anneapplebaum.bsky.social as GDP gets smaller taxes have to rise. Everything that’s broken now costs more to replace. Grim.
June 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@anneapplebaum.bsky.social as GDP gets smaller taxes have to rise. Everything that’s broken now costs more to replace. Grim.