Ella
@eharps.bsky.social
media lover, composer, women's sports enthusiast, professional vibe curator, ai hater. deeply unprofessional online presence
we need to talk about the epidemic of drag queens just walking around the room taking dollars while their song plays and they don’t even give a shimmy. girl what
August 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
we need to talk about the epidemic of drag queens just walking around the room taking dollars while their song plays and they don’t even give a shimmy. girl what
i think that if you show up to chipotle in your workout clothes you should automatically get free guac
July 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i think that if you show up to chipotle in your workout clothes you should automatically get free guac
“Colbert!” “They’re ending Colbert!” “Censoring Colbert!” THEY JUST DEFUNDED PUBLIC MEDIA COMPLETELY, PLEASE CARE
July 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Colbert!” “They’re ending Colbert!” “Censoring Colbert!” THEY JUST DEFUNDED PUBLIC MEDIA COMPLETELY, PLEASE CARE
no by all means please keep playing Fox News at the gym, i like staying in my target heart rate without moving
July 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
no by all means please keep playing Fox News at the gym, i like staying in my target heart rate without moving
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trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether
Losing Jacques to protect Curl is a death knell. Disappointed two-year fan, @pwhlfrost.bsky.social
Snowed in 🥶
Britta Curl-Salemme has been selected as our fourth protected player as part of the PWHL Expansion Roster building process.
📰 bit.ly/43ZihVk
Britta Curl-Salemme has been selected as our fourth protected player as part of the PWHL Expansion Roster building process.
📰 bit.ly/43ZihVk
June 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Losing Jacques to protect Curl is a death knell. Disappointed two-year fan, @pwhlfrost.bsky.social
#AmericanPope is a fascism indicator. Also Bradley Cooper’s next Oscar bait
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#AmericanPope is a fascism indicator. Also Bradley Cooper’s next Oscar bait
the st paul basilica when @pwhlfrost.bsky.social wins tonight
May 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the st paul basilica when @pwhlfrost.bsky.social wins tonight
At least we have Lindsey Vonn 🥲
The decorated skier returned to the sport after six years away due to an injury and has already made a splash.
Lindsey Vonn sets a record straight out of retirement
The decorated skier returned to the sport after six years away due to an injury and has already made a splash.
www.npr.org
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
At least we have Lindsey Vonn 🥲
another successful day spent on Rachel Portman's wikipedia page
March 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
another successful day spent on Rachel Portman's wikipedia page
Power outage at ATL airport?? Just another day in 2025.
March 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Power outage at ATL airport?? Just another day in 2025.
Yellowjackets S3E3 had a fuckin kick to it damn
February 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yellowjackets S3E3 had a fuckin kick to it damn
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I'm auditioning as the designer of the 2028 election campaign logo, what do you think?
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm auditioning as the designer of the 2028 election campaign logo, what do you think?
The premature use of the “President” title has been so gross!!
January 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The premature use of the “President” title has been so gross!!
Having worked in media/communication, I know that every statement like this has been meticulously crafted and edited by a number of people. I guarantee Trump’s team asked for that third sentence. It’s slimy enough that I will probably not return to the app I love, should it be reinstated.
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Having worked in media/communication, I know that every statement like this has been meticulously crafted and edited by a number of people. I guarantee Trump’s team asked for that third sentence. It’s slimy enough that I will probably not return to the app I love, should it be reinstated.
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might be good to remember that banning TikTok was Trump's idea in the first place
January 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
might be good to remember that banning TikTok was Trump's idea in the first place
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Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
watched Mulholland Drive for the first time last night and literally one second before the iconic jumpscare, my dog broke the suspense with a single bark. she said “who’s the auteur now bitch”
January 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
watched Mulholland Drive for the first time last night and literally one second before the iconic jumpscare, my dog broke the suspense with a single bark. she said “who’s the auteur now bitch”
make social media tumblr again
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
make social media tumblr again