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· Dec 24
More unhinged brain rot:
5 times Mu Qingfang slept with a Peak Lord because he had to and 1 time that he *wanted* to.
5 times Mu Qingfang slept with a Peak Lord because he had to and 1 time that he *wanted* to.
WQW presents to the Healing Pavilion, hauled in by one of the Wan Jian hall masters.
MQF is called in to treat Wei Shixiong who has been cheerfully, but ever more desperately putting the moves on the Healers attending him.
Now WQW may be a flirt, but as far as MQF knows, he's never-
MQF is called in to treat Wei Shixiong who has been cheerfully, but ever more desperately putting the moves on the Healers attending him.
Now WQW may be a flirt, but as far as MQF knows, he's never-
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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Yes, this is exactly the time to demand Democrats "do something."
They can denounce Trump's actions as unconstitutional. They can state that he must be impeached and removed. They can make clear that all involved will be held accountable.
These are the core duties of a role they all signed up for.
They can denounce Trump's actions as unconstitutional. They can state that he must be impeached and removed. They can make clear that all involved will be held accountable.
These are the core duties of a role they all signed up for.
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Yes, this is exactly the time to demand Democrats "do something."
They can denounce Trump's actions as unconstitutional. They can state that he must be impeached and removed. They can make clear that all involved will be held accountable.
These are the core duties of a role they all signed up for.
They can denounce Trump's actions as unconstitutional. They can state that he must be impeached and removed. They can make clear that all involved will be held accountable.
These are the core duties of a role they all signed up for.
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regime change now, impeach, jail, and send every single member of the administration and every single person who has enabled this war criminal terrorist government, i dont give a fuck what letter is next to their name or what court bench they sit on
the destruction must END
the destruction must END
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
regime change now, impeach, jail, and send every single member of the administration and every single person who has enabled this war criminal terrorist government, i dont give a fuck what letter is next to their name or what court bench they sit on
the destruction must END
the destruction must END
I am so disgusted with our government.
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I am so disgusted with our government.
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"this is a distraction from the epstein files"
the US just performed an imperialist coup of another nation and declared itself in charge for its resources
the people of venezuela just became hostages of the US government and are terrified.
it's not a distraction. it's another atrocity.
the US just performed an imperialist coup of another nation and declared itself in charge for its resources
the people of venezuela just became hostages of the US government and are terrified.
it's not a distraction. it's another atrocity.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"this is a distraction from the epstein files"
the US just performed an imperialist coup of another nation and declared itself in charge for its resources
the people of venezuela just became hostages of the US government and are terrified.
it's not a distraction. it's another atrocity.
the US just performed an imperialist coup of another nation and declared itself in charge for its resources
the people of venezuela just became hostages of the US government and are terrified.
it's not a distraction. it's another atrocity.
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
Did we just overthrow Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Did we just overthrow Venezuela?
Someone should be writing more egg preg featuring everyone's favorite snake boy
Give Shen Jiu some eggs dammit!
Give Shen Jiu some eggs dammit!
January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Someone should be writing more egg preg featuring everyone's favorite snake boy
Give Shen Jiu some eggs dammit!
Give Shen Jiu some eggs dammit!
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
In Another Life was updated with chapter 2! This was my little time travel #Bingqiu story
archiveofourown.org/works/751773...
archiveofourown.org/works/751773...
archiveofourown.org
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
In Another Life was updated with chapter 2! This was my little time travel #Bingqiu story
archiveofourown.org/works/751773...
archiveofourown.org/works/751773...
This is Goose, a whole criminal who pissed on my daughter’s bed yesterday—WHILE SHE WAS IN IT—and spent the day in bathroom jail.
Attempting parole today. Pls pray
Attempting parole today. Pls pray
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
This is Goose, a whole criminal who pissed on my daughter’s bed yesterday—WHILE SHE WAS IN IT—and spent the day in bathroom jail.
Attempting parole today. Pls pray
Attempting parole today. Pls pray
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Right now I wouldn't encourage any non citizen to come to the United States unless absolutely necessary this administration will not welcome you & their is a good chance you'll be harassed or arrested because of how you look or your politics
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Right now I wouldn't encourage any non citizen to come to the United States unless absolutely necessary this administration will not welcome you & their is a good chance you'll be harassed or arrested because of how you look or your politics
This is Tigger. He looks perpetually startled.
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This is Tigger. He looks perpetually startled.
Not this old lady trying to stay up to watch Stranger Things tonight 🎉🎉🎉
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not this old lady trying to stay up to watch Stranger Things tonight 🎉🎉🎉
What I will remember about 2025 is losing three cats in five months.
Fuck 2025. That’s all.
Fuck 2025. That’s all.
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What I will remember about 2025 is losing three cats in five months.
Fuck 2025. That’s all.
Fuck 2025. That’s all.
Am I going to spam you with pics of Penny? Yes. Yes I am.
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Am I going to spam you with pics of Penny? Yes. Yes I am.
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“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
How come no one told me that NEONGHOSTCAT was posting a whole-ass story!!!! *pouts* Go read it! It's great!
archiveofourown.org/works/759823...
archiveofourown.org/works/759823...
Forging Bonds in Midnight Oil - Chapter 1 - NeonGhostCat - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How come no one told me that NEONGHOSTCAT was posting a whole-ass story!!!! *pouts* Go read it! It's great!
archiveofourown.org/works/759823...
archiveofourown.org/works/759823...
I am a proud owner of all 4 vol of the Fish Mpreg book and I love it! I blasted through 3 volumes in a day and a half and I actually have a job, lol
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am a proud owner of all 4 vol of the Fish Mpreg book and I love it! I blasted through 3 volumes in a day and a half and I actually have a job, lol
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Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator?
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator?
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
Penny is always doing the most to help me hold it together 💕✨
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Penny is always doing the most to help me hold it together 💕✨
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
Missing her a lot today. Grief is strange. Some days thinking of her is just bittersweet. And some, like today, it hits me all over again.
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Missing her a lot today. Grief is strange. Some days thinking of her is just bittersweet. And some, like today, it hits me all over again.