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kai
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"poet". eccentrically ironic. he/they
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thought experiment: ok imagine a dragon. ok now imagine multiple. youve imagined the best band of all time.
posting your art on the internet is a humiliation ritual
June 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
1 877 barz 4 kidz
April 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
name change ideas:
- gubo
- lubdub
- quebo
- boogol
- greg
April 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
why name your son matte when you could name him glossy
April 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
is it ok to have a late in life pawn stars obsession?
April 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
money money money must be funny
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i'm always forcing society to look at itself
April 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this and a blunt? no thanks, this and a privileged childhood with adderall please
March 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
made them today, licked the spoon about an hour ago, and i realize im about to see god tonight
im handcrafting gummy bear edibles today
February 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bob dylan's music would hit harder if he had gotten shredded on steroids
February 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
im handcrafting gummy bear edibles today
February 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i bought ping pong balls to do trick shots and i think this might be the key to nirvana
February 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Learning
February 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
zero to the other numbers: THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
February 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i love clicking on red numbers that indicate a quantity of notifications
February 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i have to admit canadians kinda went off with "hosers"
February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
thought experiment: ok imagine a dragon. ok now imagine multiple. youve imagined the best band of all time.
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
my girlfriend told me the bit i did was so funny it could go viral as a tiktok sound. im on cloud 9
December 29, 2024 at 12:54 AM
if you send me a message on ig, you know you're getting a heart react back
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
then she opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an italian poet from the 13th century
November 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
im high listening to bob dylan in the dark
November 29, 2024 at 4:20 AM
i don't write speeches. i preach sermons.
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
did yall hear about the election?
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
i would like to learn about the world i live in
November 25, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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gf stands for genius friend
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM