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Siempre pendejeando, y riéndome de mis desventuras.

Antes me sonreía todo el tiempo, pero la vida me regaló "un resting bitch face" que llevo paseando estos últimos años.

Soy programador de oficio, y "hoarder" metódico como pasatiemo.

Bruup, ahí!
Yeah, I'm tired, drained, and far from those who actually enjoy my conversation. I miss that... The energy, the optimism, and the good talks.

Apparently this is the account I use to vent.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Si no se es equitativo, si no se cede, si todo es one sided, si no se apoya como se necesita en lugar de como quieres, si no se confía... Están destinados a fracasar como par.
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Legend, Bob Marley
Name an Album with Zero Skips.
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Ed
Recovered footage. #Outstanding "Interview, conducted at Betty's home in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, is thought to be the last interview that Betty gave. It was thought to be lost to posterity until Horrigan discovered the tape in his attic in October of 2009." #ufosky #BettyHill
"Lost" 108-minute interview with alien abductee Betty Hill, Portsmouth, 1999
YouTube video by Eyes On Cinema
youtu.be
September 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Alan Tudyk is a genious. I don't care if you disagree.
September 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
De nuevo? Así mismo fue en los 90s, bell bottoms, luego carpenters, luego cargo pants, y despues regulares, y luego skinny. Asi fue?
September 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A few mornings ago, sun starting to shine, I saw this dude watching my girlfriend by her bedside. Gray robe, thin Quixote face, tall, pointy beard, semi brown or tan skin. Just looking. Just standing there.

Closed my eyes for a second, reopened them. Dude's not there any more.
August 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Da fuk
The picture emerging from the shooter's final videos show symbols related to 764 and o9a (extremist online communities) as well as praise of and references to prior mass shooters (KMFDM sticker) such as the Columbine shooters that show links to the True Crime Community that idolize mass shooters.
August 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Siiii, #Puñeta
Están vivos, cabrones?
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Pam Bondi es familia de Al Bundy, y de Ted Bundy, y es la bendi favorita de papá?
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yo no sé qué tanta candela le busca Roy Jones a Mayweather... Si es hacer par de pesos en una pelea de exhibición, le van a dar hasta dentro de su pelo inexistente.

Y soy un RJ fan. Es mi 2do o 3er boxeador favorito después de Tyson. Pero a esa gente de Florida yo no sé que le echan en el agua.
August 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Primal Fear.

The most infuriating plot twist ever.
Name a Film from 1996.
August 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
July 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Lolz
July 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Cuando yo era niño, estaba enamorao de Rosita Velázquez.

#RIP
July 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If this is yet another remake, we know how it ends. :}
July 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
#RIP Big George.

#Legend
July 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Ed
Happy 99th birthday to Mel Brooks, looking forward to your exhibition bout with Jake Paul
June 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A que Chávez Jr noquea al Gallo... 😂 😂 😂 😂
June 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Tanto que me gustan las alternativas sociales a X, y tan poco que pegan.
June 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
June 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Serendipity
Without saying Say Anything... fav John Cusack Film?
June 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ellen Ripley.
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Starfield
WoW
Fight Night (any version)
Name 3 Videogames you've played for 200 hours.
June 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
El yoísmo mató a Estados Unidos.
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM