edjenko🗡️
@edjenko.bsky.social
former smart person currently gay
wow one year later to the day my new boss has resigned, half the team quit with no other work lined up (rats, ship on fire), and me? i’m chill baby its all wavy gravy town on my permanent contract im unkillable
my boss has resigned my team is incompetent my project is in peril but my contract… my contract is permanent :)))
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
wow one year later to the day my new boss has resigned, half the team quit with no other work lined up (rats, ship on fire), and me? i’m chill baby its all wavy gravy town on my permanent contract im unkillable
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ai is destroying the YouTube medieval tavern ambience industry
May 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
ai is destroying the YouTube medieval tavern ambience industry
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having the time OF MY LIFE tgif
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
having the time OF MY LIFE tgif
sad? try a 40-50k word novella. sick? try a 40-50k word novella. can’t sleep? try a 40-50k word novella.
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
sad? try a 40-50k word novella. sick? try a 40-50k word novella. can’t sleep? try a 40-50k word novella.
happy going into the office so I can print my novel draft and charge it to some random cost code day
March 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
happy going into the office so I can print my novel draft and charge it to some random cost code day
writing a bad story is widely rumoured to be the first step to writing a kind of good story
daily reminder to write your bad story right now!!! draw your bad picture Right Now!! trust me im a real human doctor and im prescribing these things for your soul
March 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
writing a bad story is widely rumoured to be the first step to writing a kind of good story
no amount of microplastics fear mongering will get me to stop chewing on my sunglasses it’s either that or I chew my own flesh so you see the microplastics are saving me
March 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
no amount of microplastics fear mongering will get me to stop chewing on my sunglasses it’s either that or I chew my own flesh so you see the microplastics are saving me
I go completely feral when professional athletes cry on the broadcast
March 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I go completely feral when professional athletes cry on the broadcast
computers are so stupid I should be able to type “nazgul office dress” into the search bar and it should know exactly what im looking for and thank me for the opportunity to surface results
December 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM
computers are so stupid I should be able to type “nazgul office dress” into the search bar and it should know exactly what im looking for and thank me for the opportunity to surface results
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I love my son but my god I just went to the mall without him for the first time in years and remembered what joy feels like
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I love my son but my god I just went to the mall without him for the first time in years and remembered what joy feels like
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the rise of the grain bowl as a culinary concept has been such a boon to members of the slop-loving community, such as myself
December 8, 2024 at 7:06 PM
the rise of the grain bowl as a culinary concept has been such a boon to members of the slop-loving community, such as myself
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this felt like an important screenshot/crop to have saved
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
this felt like an important screenshot/crop to have saved
can my son spell his own name? no. does he understand that W means forward and space bar means jump? absolutely.
December 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
can my son spell his own name? no. does he understand that W means forward and space bar means jump? absolutely.
good morning to my fellow storm enjoyers
December 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
good morning to my fellow storm enjoyers
why do they even put the skip intro button on dandadan like who would!
December 6, 2024 at 4:38 AM
why do they even put the skip intro button on dandadan like who would!
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to consume information
December 4, 2024 at 4:06 AM
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to consume information
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saturday night time to unsubscribe from some emails
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 AM
saturday night time to unsubscribe from some emails
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acknowledging your follower count in any way is the cringiest thing you can do please stop it is killing me
November 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
acknowledging your follower count in any way is the cringiest thing you can do please stop it is killing me
in 2018 I had official Microsoft Teams branded merchandise that I threw out due to my hatred of the product when I should have kept it and sold it for tens or perhaps even dozens of dollars
November 22, 2024 at 7:49 AM
in 2018 I had official Microsoft Teams branded merchandise that I threw out due to my hatred of the product when I should have kept it and sold it for tens or perhaps even dozens of dollars
bat frame for my ipad would go hard
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
bat frame for my ipad would go hard