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48% & proud. It’s really stopped being funny now. #FBPE #FBPPR
“…and being sued for £1Bn does mean that the BBC will have to show more repeats of Mrs Brown’s Boys… sorry from everyone here.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
“…and being sued for £1Bn does mean that the BBC will have to show more repeats of Mrs Brown’s Boys… sorry from everyone here.”
“People laughing that Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize Sir. Thousands of ‘em Sir.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
“People laughing that Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize Sir. Thousands of ‘em Sir.”
“Just fucking phone Nunes, tell him we’re very fucking sorry and ask him to come the fuck back!”
#nottinghamforest
#nottinghamforest
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“Just fucking phone Nunes, tell him we’re very fucking sorry and ask him to come the fuck back!”
#nottinghamforest
#nottinghamforest
“Hello, yes, Michelle Mone here… would you like to buy a yacht and some houses?”
October 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
“Hello, yes, Michelle Mone here… would you like to buy a yacht and some houses?”
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘I fucking warned you censoring the internet would upset the wankers and make us even more fucking unpopular!’
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
‘I fucking warned you censoring the internet would upset the wankers and make us even more fucking unpopular!’
How’s your day going? 😡
July 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How’s your day going? 😡
Pigeons building a nest:
‘Will that do?’
‘Yep. That’ll do.’
‘Will that do?’
‘Yep. That’ll do.’
June 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pigeons building a nest:
‘Will that do?’
‘Yep. That’ll do.’
‘Will that do?’
‘Yep. That’ll do.’
And straight in at #1 on the ‘Fuck me this is going to be tedious!’ chart is the prospect of assembling a bbq. 🙄
May 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
And straight in at #1 on the ‘Fuck me this is going to be tedious!’ chart is the prospect of assembling a bbq. 🙄
May 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Number crunching: Value of reduction in US tariffs for UK companies per year as against EU members v fall in UK exports per year due to Brexit
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
April 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Number crunching: Value of reduction in US tariffs for UK companies per year as against EU members v fall in UK exports per year due to Brexit
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
BBC news article in which Political Editor Chris Mason reveals high level Labour discussions, including Starmer and Reeves, about rejoining the EU 🇪🇺 as a way to counteract Trump’s tariffs!!!!
No… not really… that would be sensible. 🙄
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No… not really… that would be sensible. 🙄
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What can Keir Starmer do in a world buffeted by Donald Trump?
The government is leaning into this moment of turbulence but can it make a difference.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
BBC news article in which Political Editor Chris Mason reveals high level Labour discussions, including Starmer and Reeves, about rejoining the EU 🇪🇺 as a way to counteract Trump’s tariffs!!!!
No… not really… that would be sensible. 🙄
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No… not really… that would be sensible. 🙄
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
‘Okay you’re wearing a dinner dress suit but have you said “Thank you”?’
April 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
‘Okay you’re wearing a dinner dress suit but have you said “Thank you”?’
‘Wilson, they’ve added us to the 10% tariff list!’
April 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
‘Wilson, they’ve added us to the 10% tariff list!’
“We were talking about Marine Le Pen being found guilty of embezzlement and so what did I say Roy?”
“You said: ‘They should do Farage next.’”
“You said: ‘They should do Farage next.’”
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
“We were talking about Marine Le Pen being found guilty of embezzlement and so what did I say Roy?”
“You said: ‘They should do Farage next.’”
“You said: ‘They should do Farage next.’”
“You boy! Get me added to the secret Signal group chat that explains how to move the oven clock on an hour!”
March 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
“You boy! Get me added to the secret Signal group chat that explains how to move the oven clock on an hour!”
Not mine but too good not to share.
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Not mine but too good not to share.
“WHICH OF YOU ADDED BLETCHLEY PARK TO THE ENIGMA GROUP CHAT?!?!?”
March 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
“WHICH OF YOU ADDED BLETCHLEY PARK TO THE ENIGMA GROUP CHAT?!?!?”
“Hegseth added me to a group chat and so I knew you would be here.”
March 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“Hegseth added me to a group chat and so I knew you would be here.”
Top tip: If you’re selling a phone on eBay make sure you include a picture of the screen with the serial number clearly visible… that way some sneaky git can’t claim you haven’t sent the phone in the listing & demand £100 back. 👍
March 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Top tip: If you’re selling a phone on eBay make sure you include a picture of the screen with the serial number clearly visible… that way some sneaky git can’t claim you haven’t sent the phone in the listing & demand £100 back. 👍
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“Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.”