Larry Chasnoff
@echas71.bsky.social
Earth Science teacher at NYCDOE. I’m not interested in working with republicans but I am looking to crush them. (Rhetorically, politically)
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New pickup line guaranteed to work on anyone: I’ve been admiring the way you eat for a while now, and I’m wondering if you’d consider being my fecal donor.
Many community members have been wondering where I’ve been. I am here now to tell you that we have crossed another milestone. Our community has grown to a whopping 8.1 x 10^-3 M followers. This is not a dream. This is the reality of what we all built. Thank you!
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Many community members have been wondering where I’ve been. I am here now to tell you that we have crossed another milestone. Our community has grown to a whopping 8.1 x 10^-3 M followers. This is not a dream. This is the reality of what we all built. Thank you!
In these dark times we must acknowledge important victories. We have reached another milestone. Our community has surpassed 8.0 x 10^-3 M followers. Like I’ve said countless times before, it’s not about me, it’s about all of you. Thank you! ❤️
January 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
In these dark times we must acknowledge important victories. We have reached another milestone. Our community has surpassed 8.0 x 10^-3 M followers. Like I’ve said countless times before, it’s not about me, it’s about all of you. Thank you! ❤️
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New pickup line guaranteed to work on anyone: I’ve been admiring the way you eat for a while now, and I’m wondering if you’d consider being my fecal donor.
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
New pickup line guaranteed to work on anyone: I’ve been admiring the way you eat for a while now, and I’m wondering if you’d consider being my fecal donor.
RIP Bob Weir www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Bob Weir, Grateful Dead Co-Founder and Guitarist, Dead at 78
Bob Weir, the singer-guitarist who co-founded the Grateful Dead and later found success with Dead & Company, has died at age 78.
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January 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
RIP Bob Weir www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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If we have to have a secretary of Homeland Security, is it possible to have one that didn’t shoot and kill their puppy? www.theguardian.com/books/2024/a...
Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book
South Dakota governor includes bloody tale in campaign volume – and admits ‘a better politician … wouldn’t tell the story here’
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
If we have to have a secretary of Homeland Security, is it possible to have one that didn’t shoot and kill their puppy? www.theguardian.com/books/2024/a...
This is sadly a predictable outcome. “The fish rots from the head down.”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This is sadly a predictable outcome. “The fish rots from the head down.”
New pickup line guaranteed to work on anyone: I’ve been admiring the way you eat for a while now, and I’m wondering if you’d consider being my fecal donor.
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
New pickup line guaranteed to work on anyone: I’ve been admiring the way you eat for a while now, and I’m wondering if you’d consider being my fecal donor.
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Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.
If we have to have a secretary of Homeland Security, is it possible to have one that didn’t shoot and kill their puppy? www.theguardian.com/books/2024/a...
Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book
South Dakota governor includes bloody tale in campaign volume – and admits ‘a better politician … wouldn’t tell the story here’
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
If we have to have a secretary of Homeland Security, is it possible to have one that didn’t shoot and kill their puppy? www.theguardian.com/books/2024/a...
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
I would like to announce to this community of more than
7.7x10^-3 M followers that I will be attending tonight’s Phish show at MSG. Sorry for the short notice. phish.com
7.7x10^-3 M followers that I will be attending tonight’s Phish show at MSG. Sorry for the short notice. phish.com
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phish.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I would like to announce to this community of more than
7.7x10^-3 M followers that I will be attending tonight’s Phish show at MSG. Sorry for the short notice. phish.com
7.7x10^-3 M followers that I will be attending tonight’s Phish show at MSG. Sorry for the short notice. phish.com
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It’s a little early for this announcement but I want to make it clear to my more than
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s a little early for this announcement but I want to make it clear to my more than
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
It’s a little early for this announcement but I want to make it clear to my more than
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s a little early for this announcement but I want to make it clear to my more than
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
7.4 x 10^-3 M followers that my participation in the 2026 NYC marathon is still a possibility. I will amplify that decision sometime in the next few months. Stay tuned!
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
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Amidst the sea of darkness we must acknowledge a much needed bright light. We did it! We have reached yet another milestone: 7.0 x 10^-3 M followers.
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Amidst the sea of darkness we must acknowledge a much needed bright light. We did it! We have reached yet another milestone: 7.0 x 10^-3 M followers.
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
Amidst the sea of darkness we must acknowledge a much needed bright light. We did it! We have reached yet another milestone: 7.0 x 10^-3 M followers.
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Amidst the sea of darkness we must acknowledge a much needed bright light. We did it! We have reached yet another milestone: 7.0 x 10^-3 M followers.
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
As I’ve said numerous times, it’s not about me it’s about all of you. Thank you!
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From now on every reporter should ask Trump if he’s a stupid person. This should be repeated indefinitely.
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
From now on every reporter should ask Trump if he’s a stupid person. This should be repeated indefinitely.
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I’m waiting for a Whitehouse reporter who gets called a “stupid person” to turn that shit around. Try “Mr President, you approved his asylum and you are calling me stupid?” Someone’s got to step up and embarrass the shit out of this regime. It’s not that hard!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m waiting for a Whitehouse reporter who gets called a “stupid person” to turn that shit around. Try “Mr President, you approved his asylum and you are calling me stupid?” Someone’s got to step up and embarrass the shit out of this regime. It’s not that hard!!!!!
From now on every reporter should ask Trump if he’s a stupid person. This should be repeated indefinitely.
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
From now on every reporter should ask Trump if he’s a stupid person. This should be repeated indefinitely.
I’m waiting for a Whitehouse reporter who gets called a “stupid person” to turn that shit around. Try “Mr President, you approved his asylum and you are calling me stupid?” Someone’s got to step up and embarrass the shit out of this regime. It’s not that hard!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m waiting for a Whitehouse reporter who gets called a “stupid person” to turn that shit around. Try “Mr President, you approved his asylum and you are calling me stupid?” Someone’s got to step up and embarrass the shit out of this regime. It’s not that hard!!!!!
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The prosecution of all illegal activity of this regime needs to be the centerpiece of the democratic policy platform.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The prosecution of all illegal activity of this regime needs to be the centerpiece of the democratic policy platform.
The prosecution of all illegal activity of this regime needs to be the centerpiece of the democratic policy platform.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The prosecution of all illegal activity of this regime needs to be the centerpiece of the democratic policy platform.
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Time to stop writing, & reporting a "possibility". The people need to see charges. Consequences. Done with threatening this without actually doing it. No such latitude for immigrants. Legitimate allowances offering protection asylum seekers, denied
Source: TAG24
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Source: TAG24
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Judge considers holding Kristi Noem in contempt of court over El Salvador deportations - NewsBreak
Washington DC - A federal judge has launched in inquiry that could result in potential contempt charges against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. Ba
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November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Time to stop writing, & reporting a "possibility". The people need to see charges. Consequences. Done with threatening this without actually doing it. No such latitude for immigrants. Legitimate allowances offering protection asylum seekers, denied
Source: TAG24
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Source: TAG24
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