East Coast Dark Clouds
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The East-Coast Contingent of Minnesota United FC supporters.
NEWS: The club has acquired goalkeeper Drake Callender from Charlotte FC in exchange for a guaranteed $450,000 in General Allocation Money (GAM) in 2026-27.
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December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Minnesota United's President and Sporting Director had a happy hour just a couple days ago with fans. If it were held today, they would need security.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Minnesota United's President and Sporting Director had a happy hour just a couple days ago with fans. If it were held today, they would need security.
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING
4. Have a team rollerblade skate through the Mall of America.
1. Re-sign Dayne tomorrow
2. Ship Yeboah
3. Sign an entire Harem of strikers
2. Ship Yeboah
3. Sign an entire Harem of strikers
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
4. Have a team rollerblade skate through the Mall of America.
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It was a fun season, but it ended when the team sold Tani. Big question if they can now better with that cash
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It was a fun season, but it ended when the team sold Tani. Big question if they can now better with that cash
I don't care how the ball goes in the net at this point.
how appropriate would it be if the Loons got an equalizer from a long throw
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don't care how the ball goes in the net at this point.
Hey there are lots of us, we're just not on airplanes.
Getting on a flight on the east coast and one other person is wearing #mnufc gear.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: Tobias Funke shouting "There are dozens of us! Dozens!!" while pointing.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hey there are lots of us, we're just not on airplanes.
All that defending, just to fall asleep and let Dryer be wide open.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
All that defending, just to fall asleep and let Dryer be wide open.
"He is connected to Minnesota."
@jonmarthaler.com did you get an explanation for the Ramsey yellow?
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"He is connected to Minnesota."
SAN DIEGO IS HARAM. ONLY ALLAH CAN TEST US.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
SAN DIEGO IS HARAM. ONLY ALLAH CAN TEST US.
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watching this game like
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
watching this game like
We recommend just completely mentally exhausting yourself until your body naturally shuts down.
I just feel like anxiety like this is not good for trying to sleep tonight. Right @mnufc.com ??
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We recommend just completely mentally exhausting yourself until your body naturally shuts down.
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Yelling at the referee seems to be a big part of San Diego's offensive game plan
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yelling at the referee seems to be a big part of San Diego's offensive game plan
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New rule: If you don’t have a stadium where you can host a Conference Semifinal on the weekend, you lose your hosting privileges.
#MNUFC
#MNUFC
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
New rule: If you don’t have a stadium where you can host a Conference Semifinal on the weekend, you lose your hosting privileges.
#MNUFC
#MNUFC
I didn't realize that Dayne having his tongue out after a moment of sporting success was such a trigger point for so many Sounders fans, but man... they hated that, huh? #mnufc
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I didn't realize that Dayne having his tongue out after a moment of sporting success was such a trigger point for so many Sounders fans, but man... they hated that, huh? #mnufc
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Turns out you can’t come out playing like dog shit and conceding 3 goals if you want to win
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Turns out you can’t come out playing like dog shit and conceding 3 goals if you want to win
I had just snuggled into my blankets when the Loons turned it around. Do I remain in bed and continue to let the Loons cook or watch the rest of the match and potentially jinx it? #mnufc
Sleep well, everyone.
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I had just snuggled into my blankets when the Loons turned it around. Do I remain in bed and continue to let the Loons cook or watch the rest of the match and potentially jinx it? #mnufc