Jacob
ebey.dev
Jacob
@ebey.dev
Github pages hosted typedocs for mini-effect available at mini-effect.ebey.dev
mini-effect
Documentation for mini-effect
mini-effect.ebey.dev
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Dependencies have been added and are tracked through the execution plan.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Reposted by Jacob
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-premium-video-generator-for-white-house-advisors-manipulating-trump/
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Same example, more features, smaller bundle: 2.69 kB -> 1.36 kB (gzip)
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
More examples here: github.com/jacob-ebey/m...
mini-effect/examples at main · jacob-ebey/mini-effect
Minimal Effect system for TypeScript. Lazy, composable, cancellable. - jacob-ebey/mini-effect
github.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Noticed this and built out a mini effect-like library.This example currently compiles to 7.55 kB -> 2.65 kB (gzip). If you don't need schema validation, the entirety of the the mini-effect library weighs in at a tree-shakable 3.2 kB -> 1.22 kB (gzip).
GitHub - jacob-ebey/mini-effect: Minimal Effect system for TypeScript. Lazy, composable, cancellable.
Minimal Effect system for TypeScript. Lazy, composable, cancellable. - jacob-ebey/mini-effect
github.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
TypeScript has gotten really good and you don't have to do any trickery to validate pipelines anymore.

stackblitz.com/edit/stackbl...
mini-effect-example - StackBlitz
Starter project for Node.js, a JavaScript runtime built on Chrome's V8 JavaScript engine
stackblitz.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Reposted by Jacob
all these "ai changes everything" threadboys look like they fuck with airpods on
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Wild how well V8 can optimize hot paths.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Sea!
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
The other local gave me a heads up so I didn't just freak the fuck out on him. If it wasn't superbowl busy I would have cause a scene.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Just watched a spacex exployee scroll through Facebook, pick a woman and ask his first message send "Your husband is failing you". What a fuckin douche bag.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
We stopped making fun of people and let dumb ass fuck faces start making decisions without repercussions, and there is a whole portion of this society that will follow anyone with a t on their hat.
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
People respect this guy?
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Is this real chat? 🤣🤣🤣
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Reposted by Jacob
you can vibe code all of it

who cares

lie to yourself

pretend it's a clever strategy

but everyone will know

they can feel it in your work

how lazy you've become

how little you care

because how you do one thing

is how you do everything
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Not a Honda but wouldn't mind a GC either
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I've always wanted to turbo an odyssey
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Bye bye streaming fees and yellow one time purchases ..
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I'm "that fuckin' old guy" and I'm going to embrace it.
You know you could clean them by hand (and dry them instead and put them away) in like 20 min?
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
You know you could clean them by hand (and dry them instead and put them away) in like 20 min?
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I know I know, orange site. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4670...
> there are real complex systems being engineered towards the goal of a browser ... | Hacker News
news.ycombinator.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Reposted by Jacob
Remember: LLMs and bots and AI-generated things should always be called ‘it’. Regardless of the style or tone of voice, there is only an ‘it’ there. Don’t humanize it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by Jacob
Who knew that a hostile takeover of the US was as simple as just... doing it and daring somebody to stop you?
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 AM