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My outfit for the day it happens
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My outfit for the day it happens
I named my fists Funk and Wagnall's because they've been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the porch since noon today
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I named my fists Funk and Wagnall's because they've been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the porch since noon today
On ep3 of The Beast in Me. My #1 takeaway so far is Matthew Rhys is FUCKING NAILING the “I’m a self-impressed rich dipshit who might lack the self awareness to know how bad I constantly come off or I might be rubbing your nose in my elite criminality” vibe
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
On ep3 of The Beast in Me. My #1 takeaway so far is Matthew Rhys is FUCKING NAILING the “I’m a self-impressed rich dipshit who might lack the self awareness to know how bad I constantly come off or I might be rubbing your nose in my elite criminality” vibe
1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS
Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows
How did the city do it?
Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows
How did the city do it?
Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
The secret to Baltimore's extraordinary year
This April, Baltimore saw five homicides.
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July 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
[if Chuck Schumer replace Kurt Russel in Miracle]
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here tonight, boys.
That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game.
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. Plus this game. And tonight.”
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here tonight, boys.
That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game.
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. Plus this game. And tonight.”
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Mel Gibson in BRAVEHEART]
“Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that yes, they may take our lives, but first, we’ll politely hand them our freedom.”
“Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that yes, they may take our lives, but first, we’ll politely hand them our freedom.”
[If Chuck Schumer replaced Chris Evans in Endgame]
"Five years ago we lost. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna hand Thanos those gems so he can win."
"Five years ago we lost. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna hand Thanos those gems so he can win."
March 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
[if Chuck Schumer replace Kurt Russel in Miracle]
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here tonight, boys.
That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game.
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. Plus this game. And tonight.”
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here tonight, boys.
That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game.
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. Plus this game. And tonight.”
My favorite genres are:
5. Let’s overcome racism and win the big game
4. I’m a sweaty, greasy gangster from history and I am America
3. I’m solving a Social Wrong because someone insulted me
2. One battle
1. My friend group is dealing with several issues that are actually the same issue
5. Let’s overcome racism and win the big game
4. I’m a sweaty, greasy gangster from history and I am America
3. I’m solving a Social Wrong because someone insulted me
2. One battle
1. My friend group is dealing with several issues that are actually the same issue
My favorite genres are:
5. Hard-boiled detective cracks wise, case
4. Mob guys plan that thing
3. One dude punches his way through an entire criminal organization
2. Black-and-white documentary of topic with shades of gray
1. Road trip!
5. Hard-boiled detective cracks wise, case
4. Mob guys plan that thing
3. One dude punches his way through an entire criminal organization
2. Black-and-white documentary of topic with shades of gray
1. Road trip!
My favorite genres are...
5. Punches Galore
4. We're Falling In Love Through Light Science Fiction
3. Wealthy Egoists Defrauded (Ideally a Documentary)
2. Getting The Gang Together For One Last Big Score
1. Our Hero Meets A Bunch of Weirdos One At A Time
5. Punches Galore
4. We're Falling In Love Through Light Science Fiction
3. Wealthy Egoists Defrauded (Ideally a Documentary)
2. Getting The Gang Together For One Last Big Score
1. Our Hero Meets A Bunch of Weirdos One At A Time
March 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My favorite genres are:
5. Let’s overcome racism and win the big game
4. I’m a sweaty, greasy gangster from history and I am America
3. I’m solving a Social Wrong because someone insulted me
2. One battle
1. My friend group is dealing with several issues that are actually the same issue
5. Let’s overcome racism and win the big game
4. I’m a sweaty, greasy gangster from history and I am America
3. I’m solving a Social Wrong because someone insulted me
2. One battle
1. My friend group is dealing with several issues that are actually the same issue
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@catandgirl.bsky.social If you'll forgive the question, is a comic like today's best read panel-by-panel or one-character-then-the-other?
February 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@catandgirl.bsky.social If you'll forgive the question, is a comic like today's best read panel-by-panel or one-character-then-the-other?
Question for @realbillmaher.bsky.social @realtimers.bsky.social Over Time:
Everyone but you knew ending birthright citizenship wasn't about closing loopholes on rich people buying citizenship and now it's a fact.
Are you going to stop inventing reasons to sane-wash these assholes' hateful agenda?
Everyone but you knew ending birthright citizenship wasn't about closing loopholes on rich people buying citizenship and now it's a fact.
Are you going to stop inventing reasons to sane-wash these assholes' hateful agenda?
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
February 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Question for @realbillmaher.bsky.social @realtimers.bsky.social Over Time:
Everyone but you knew ending birthright citizenship wasn't about closing loopholes on rich people buying citizenship and now it's a fact.
Are you going to stop inventing reasons to sane-wash these assholes' hateful agenda?
Everyone but you knew ending birthright citizenship wasn't about closing loopholes on rich people buying citizenship and now it's a fact.
Are you going to stop inventing reasons to sane-wash these assholes' hateful agenda?