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love lain on main November
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I don’t know if anything that’s made me happy in the past makes me happy anymore
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Woke up this morning processing a lot of stuff from high school. Hate crying as soon as you wake up.
June 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
the trauma happened 10+ years ago so i think i can make memes about it. not like anyone there is gonna see it here
May 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don’t know who to talk to
April 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Sorry for the weird shit. Got hacked. Back to normal I think. This was my birthday dinner
April 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
(🧵1/3) So. I was in a car wreck yesterday and called AAA before the police arrived. When the cops got there, I was on the phone explaining where I was, and they asked if I wanted them to call a tow. I said no, triple AAA has it covered.
March 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I don’t usually do political comics but I illustrated why I don’t call senators or representatives
March 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Neat coincidence: I recently ordered a pu’erh from a small China-based tea business with a shop in the US. I just happened to stumble upon their Chinese page on Xiaohongshu. Small world!
March 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I opened the door for this tour group and one kid jumped back, looked at me and went “I thought you were a goblin”.

I have been informed upon later relating this story that apparently, upon looking at me for the first time, that’s a reasonable conclusion to reach.
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can’t share MP3 files so you get this instead. I like this one. Short but sweet.
February 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think the lady at Taco Bell misheard my “cheesy beef burrito” as “cheesy beef dorito”. Not complaining either way.
February 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by ebaia
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it’s not christmas til ya bust out the classics!!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Lunch Break Adventure of the Day: Someone left a boxed Beanie Babie on the basement grate next to the annex building. I saved him with a door hook and a dustpan.
December 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
my poor sweet great aunt, with two weenie dogs, accidentally video called the entire family group chat… I answered and when her dogs heard me they started going dunking donuts trying to figure out where the ghost voice was coming from
December 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
leopard slug (Limax maximus) on the sidewalk
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
started crying this morning over whether to wear what I wanted or something more practical and christmasy. anyway day 3 in a row of patchwork skirt and rainbow hat!
December 16, 2024 at 12:34 PM
semi face reveal. this hat was part of a halloween costume in bygone years and has found a place upon my head. Should I wear it in public y/n
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
hello blusky! i am coming to you live from a farmhouse basement chock full of white women.

on a related note, has anyone else ever been to an ornament party
December 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
my secret Santa this year gave me a simba squishmallow and critter-shaped tea diffusers and when I tell you I CRIED. LOOK AT HIM
December 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
bought a fuckton of yogurt and cheese tonight. oh well snack time
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
mushroom and goat cheese pizza for tonight
December 12, 2024 at 3:15 AM