Count Spatula
@eatyourdarlings.bsky.social
Logical Chaos Goblin.
Rationally empiricist mess.
But strives to be nice.
Nerdy. NSFW. Nifty!
Rationally empiricist mess.
But strives to be nice.
Nerdy. NSFW. Nifty!
Favourite #DoctorWho moment:
Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.
Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.
June 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Favourite #DoctorWho moment:
Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.
Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.
Pipe break at the Campbell Park light pyramid.
May 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Pipe break at the Campbell Park light pyramid.
May 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Repost your favorite cigar pic!l 🔥🥩
May 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Repost your favorite cigar pic!l 🔥🥩
Heron!
At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal.
Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah!
#photography #london #heron
At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal.
Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah!
#photography #london #heron
May 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Heron!
At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal.
Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah!
#photography #london #heron
At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal.
Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah!
#photography #london #heron
May 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
FINALLY finished the No Man’s Sky “Relics” expedition. TBH I found it a bit of a slog. There’s usually a sprinkling of lore or a new perspective on the expeditions but this time it was “here’s new gameplay loop…now repeat” and it just didn’t grab me.
Got some spiffy new duds out of it though!
#NMS
Got some spiffy new duds out of it though!
#NMS
April 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
FINALLY finished the No Man’s Sky “Relics” expedition. TBH I found it a bit of a slog. There’s usually a sprinkling of lore or a new perspective on the expeditions but this time it was “here’s new gameplay loop…now repeat” and it just didn’t grab me.
Got some spiffy new duds out of it though!
#NMS
Got some spiffy new duds out of it though!
#NMS
Reskeet with a harness picture.
April 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reskeet with a harness picture.
I like this place. Some people say it’s creepy but I find it peaceful. No one around and the only sound is trains rattling along in the distance.
#photography #panorama
#photography #panorama
April 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I like this place. Some people say it’s creepy but I find it peaceful. No one around and the only sound is trains rattling along in the distance.
#photography #panorama
#photography #panorama
April 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Blimey that was quick. Just got an email saying I’m through to the next stage.
Ugh - it’s a “no need to take action” thing. It’s a screening stage and it’ll take several weeks. Not that surprised it’ll take so long as it’s one of the rare vacancies at this place that was open to external candidates
Ugh - it’s a “no need to take action” thing. It’s a screening stage and it’ll take several weeks. Not that surprised it’ll take so long as it’s one of the rare vacancies at this place that was open to external candidates
April 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Blimey that was quick. Just got an email saying I’m through to the next stage.
Ugh - it’s a “no need to take action” thing. It’s a screening stage and it’ll take several weeks. Not that surprised it’ll take so long as it’s one of the rare vacancies at this place that was open to external candidates
Ugh - it’s a “no need to take action” thing. It’s a screening stage and it’ll take several weeks. Not that surprised it’ll take so long as it’s one of the rare vacancies at this place that was open to external candidates
Stage 4 job interview done!
It was all recorded for transcription as it was about voice communications. I kept on hearing my voice quaver because of nerves. Goddamnit!
Ah well. I find out if I go through to the next stage in 10-14 days.
It was all recorded for transcription as it was about voice communications. I kept on hearing my voice quaver because of nerves. Goddamnit!
Ah well. I find out if I go through to the next stage in 10-14 days.
April 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Stage 4 job interview done!
It was all recorded for transcription as it was about voice communications. I kept on hearing my voice quaver because of nerves. Goddamnit!
Ah well. I find out if I go through to the next stage in 10-14 days.
It was all recorded for transcription as it was about voice communications. I kept on hearing my voice quaver because of nerves. Goddamnit!
Ah well. I find out if I go through to the next stage in 10-14 days.
Almost a shame this is #monochromemonday
Sat on my balcony, the sun shone bright, the sky was blue, the trees a rich green, everything…peaceful. Smoking a bowl of Condor in a Peterson straight stemmed billiard house pipe and thinking I should trim the face fuzz back down a bit.
#gaypipeman
Sat on my balcony, the sun shone bright, the sky was blue, the trees a rich green, everything…peaceful. Smoking a bowl of Condor in a Peterson straight stemmed billiard house pipe and thinking I should trim the face fuzz back down a bit.
#gaypipeman
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Almost a shame this is #monochromemonday
Sat on my balcony, the sun shone bright, the sky was blue, the trees a rich green, everything…peaceful. Smoking a bowl of Condor in a Peterson straight stemmed billiard house pipe and thinking I should trim the face fuzz back down a bit.
#gaypipeman
Sat on my balcony, the sun shone bright, the sky was blue, the trees a rich green, everything…peaceful. Smoking a bowl of Condor in a Peterson straight stemmed billiard house pipe and thinking I should trim the face fuzz back down a bit.
#gaypipeman
European Garden Spider in my lampshade.
Hmmm. Things to do this year:
1) learn to draw
2) recarpet my flat
3) dust more frequently
And actually read up on keeping spiders as pets. I miss having a pet.
#macrophotography
Hmmm. Things to do this year:
1) learn to draw
2) recarpet my flat
3) dust more frequently
And actually read up on keeping spiders as pets. I miss having a pet.
#macrophotography
April 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
European Garden Spider in my lampshade.
Hmmm. Things to do this year:
1) learn to draw
2) recarpet my flat
3) dust more frequently
And actually read up on keeping spiders as pets. I miss having a pet.
#macrophotography
Hmmm. Things to do this year:
1) learn to draw
2) recarpet my flat
3) dust more frequently
And actually read up on keeping spiders as pets. I miss having a pet.
#macrophotography
Peterson Kinsale XL13
As bulldogs go, I prefer the 150. But this is a beaut 🙂
Smoking a bowl of Segar & Snuff Crème Brûlée.
#pipesmoking
As bulldogs go, I prefer the 150. But this is a beaut 🙂
Smoking a bowl of Segar & Snuff Crème Brûlée.
#pipesmoking
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Peterson Kinsale XL13
As bulldogs go, I prefer the 150. But this is a beaut 🙂
Smoking a bowl of Segar & Snuff Crème Brûlée.
#pipesmoking
As bulldogs go, I prefer the 150. But this is a beaut 🙂
Smoking a bowl of Segar & Snuff Crème Brûlée.
#pipesmoking
April 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Challenge accepted.
As a product of the British boarding school system, I learned to cum in ABSOLUTE silence. You don’t want to draw attention to yourself in a dormitory with 13 other hormone monster boys.
And besides, my accent is great for announcing trains over a PA and stuff…but sexy? Nope!
As a product of the British boarding school system, I learned to cum in ABSOLUTE silence. You don’t want to draw attention to yourself in a dormitory with 13 other hormone monster boys.
And besides, my accent is great for announcing trains over a PA and stuff…but sexy? Nope!
The try to film your sex without saying “fuck yeah” challenge.
April 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Challenge accepted.
As a product of the British boarding school system, I learned to cum in ABSOLUTE silence. You don’t want to draw attention to yourself in a dormitory with 13 other hormone monster boys.
And besides, my accent is great for announcing trains over a PA and stuff…but sexy? Nope!
As a product of the British boarding school system, I learned to cum in ABSOLUTE silence. You don’t want to draw attention to yourself in a dormitory with 13 other hormone monster boys.
And besides, my accent is great for announcing trains over a PA and stuff…but sexy? Nope!
#monochromemonday pipe break
Peterson House Pipe
Terracotta finish (not that you can tell!)
Bowl of Condor Ready Rubbed
#pipesmoking
Peterson House Pipe
Terracotta finish (not that you can tell!)
Bowl of Condor Ready Rubbed
#pipesmoking
April 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
#monochromemonday pipe break
Peterson House Pipe
Terracotta finish (not that you can tell!)
Bowl of Condor Ready Rubbed
#pipesmoking
Peterson House Pipe
Terracotta finish (not that you can tell!)
Bowl of Condor Ready Rubbed
#pipesmoking
If you see this post, post or quote repost a boarded walkway, or something similar.
#boardedwalkway #scenic #landscape
#boardedwalkway #scenic #landscape
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If you see this post, post or quote repost a boarded walkway, or something similar.
#boardedwalkway #scenic #landscape
#boardedwalkway #scenic #landscape
April 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
April 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Having had to rationalise my life down to a handful of garbage bags to facilitate a quick exit several times in my time has left me almost pathologically resistant to accruing “things”.
However, I do have a few keepsakes from over the years and blimey, they don’t half scream “GAY!”
However, I do have a few keepsakes from over the years and blimey, they don’t half scream “GAY!”
April 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Having had to rationalise my life down to a handful of garbage bags to facilitate a quick exit several times in my time has left me almost pathologically resistant to accruing “things”.
However, I do have a few keepsakes from over the years and blimey, they don’t half scream “GAY!”
However, I do have a few keepsakes from over the years and blimey, they don’t half scream “GAY!”