@eatschmitt.bsky.social
He/Him
Just a guy from the Midwest who can’t stand bigotry and ignorance
Just a guy from the Midwest who can’t stand bigotry and ignorance
I’ve lost 20lbs since April 1st. It’s not much but I can’t really workout for medical reasons so I’m honestly really proud of this small accomplishment. #weightloss #personalgrowth #doingmybest
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’ve lost 20lbs since April 1st. It’s not much but I can’t really workout for medical reasons so I’m honestly really proud of this small accomplishment. #weightloss #personalgrowth #doingmybest
Is it sad that the best news I’ve gotten in a while is that my rent isn’t going up this year?
May 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Is it sad that the best news I’ve gotten in a while is that my rent isn’t going up this year?
So who is working a on a cure for hiccups cause these things are pissing me off
April 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
So who is working a on a cure for hiccups cause these things are pissing me off
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I used to feel invincible and indestructible. Now I just sneezed and pulled a muscle in my shoulders. Getting old sucks 😂😩
February 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I used to feel invincible and indestructible. Now I just sneezed and pulled a muscle in my shoulders. Getting old sucks 😂😩
Just booked a haircut for the first time in 3 years and apparently my barber got way more popular since then cause there’s not a free appointment for 2 weeks 😩😂
January 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just booked a haircut for the first time in 3 years and apparently my barber got way more popular since then cause there’s not a free appointment for 2 weeks 😩😂
So I got a push notification earlier from TikTok. I should have screenshot it but whatever. When I opened it, the deepthroat of a message praising the semi sentient Cheeto man has been changed. #tiktokban #tiktok #propaganda
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So I got a push notification earlier from TikTok. I should have screenshot it but whatever. When I opened it, the deepthroat of a message praising the semi sentient Cheeto man has been changed. #tiktokban #tiktok #propaganda
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
I keep opening TikTok without even thinking. The muscle memory is deeply ingrained in me 😂😩
January 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I keep opening TikTok without even thinking. The muscle memory is deeply ingrained in me 😂😩
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If you have followed a bunch of people on YouTube recently which I am assuming you are, please make sure you turn on all notifications. We know those algorithms suck and the people who have to transfer to YouTube and had no real plan to to avoid meta need all our support #tiktokban #youtube
January 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If you have followed a bunch of people on YouTube recently which I am assuming you are, please make sure you turn on all notifications. We know those algorithms suck and the people who have to transfer to YouTube and had no real plan to to avoid meta need all our support #tiktokban #youtube
Not to be rude but do yall really think a petition will make a difference to the ban? They know we don’t like it. They don’t care. They aren’t gonna magically start caring. Did Luigi teach you nothing? #tiktokban #tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not to be rude but do yall really think a petition will make a difference to the ban? They know we don’t like it. They don’t care. They aren’t gonna magically start caring. Did Luigi teach you nothing? #tiktokban #tiktok
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Did you know that this Saturday at noon pacific on my Twitch, you can watch the greatest players in the world womp me for charity?
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Did you know that this Saturday at noon pacific on my Twitch, you can watch the greatest players in the world womp me for charity?
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Love those light bulbs that need a sec to wake up when they turn on
Like, same bro, I get it
Like, same bro, I get it
January 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Love those light bulbs that need a sec to wake up when they turn on
Like, same bro, I get it
Like, same bro, I get it
December 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Never really got on twitter like that cause it was a massive dumpster fire before musky musk got ahold of it. Hopefully the skies stay blue over here
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Never really got on twitter like that cause it was a massive dumpster fire before musky musk got ahold of it. Hopefully the skies stay blue over here