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I ❤️ the ocean, biology, and environmental health. The grosser, the better. And bikes. And baseball. And dogs. And books. 😎🤓
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Ciattarelli who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin', with my head on the floor
Stoppin' baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, now
Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin', with my head on the floor
Stoppin' baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, now
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ciattarelli who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin', with my head on the floor
Stoppin' baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, now
Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin', with my head on the floor
Stoppin' baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, now
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It is a trade secret that can’t be disclosed, but the astute observer would note all the time booked by Olive Garden at the Argonne laboratory particle accelerators just before the menu is released.
Looking up Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Bowl menu, and I’m wondering, what is a five cheese marinara sauce?
How does one get five cheeses into a marinara?
How does one get five cheeses into a marinara?
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It is a trade secret that can’t be disclosed, but the astute observer would note all the time booked by Olive Garden at the Argonne laboratory particle accelerators just before the menu is released.
That time my coworker, a Mets fan, told me the Yankees buy their players🤣
April 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That time my coworker, a Mets fan, told me the Yankees buy their players🤣
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The entire transcript of my dissertation defense:
April 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The entire transcript of my dissertation defense:
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The Trump administration plans to eliminate the EPA’s scientific research arm and lay off more than 1,000 chemists, biologists, and other scientists.
March 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The Trump administration plans to eliminate the EPA’s scientific research arm and lay off more than 1,000 chemists, biologists, and other scientists.
The Office of Research & Development is the scientific body of the EPA, that conducts the research used in the agency’s regulations and community efforts. It supports all of the work that EPA does - not just regs @nytimes.com #nytimes #savescience
Gift link: tinyurl.com/f7c8nbye
Gift link: tinyurl.com/f7c8nbye
Trump Administration Aims to Eliminate E.P.A.’s Scientific Research Arm (Gift Article)
More than 1,000 chemists, biologists and other scientists could be laid off under a plan to dismantle the Office of Research and Development.
tinyurl.com
March 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Office of Research & Development is the scientific body of the EPA, that conducts the research used in the agency’s regulations and community efforts. It supports all of the work that EPA does - not just regs @nytimes.com #nytimes #savescience
Gift link: tinyurl.com/f7c8nbye
Gift link: tinyurl.com/f7c8nbye
Literal lol in the AA lounge at PHL just now, where the (kind) woman at the front desk told me the “kitchen is being refurbished.” Ma’am, respectfully, that’s the nicest and most deceptive way I’ve heard someone say “shut down by the health inspector this week”
January 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Literal lol in the AA lounge at PHL just now, where the (kind) woman at the front desk told me the “kitchen is being refurbished.” Ma’am, respectfully, that’s the nicest and most deceptive way I’ve heard someone say “shut down by the health inspector this week”
I don’t do New Year’s resolutions; I do travel resolutions. Two years ago, I resolved to go to Germany and Chile: bam. 2024: to see the Northern Lights (October) & Ireland (leaving Dublin now). For 2025, here’s looking at you, Tierra del Fuego. Bottom of the world, top of my list❤️✈️🌍
#travelgoals
#travelgoals
January 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I don’t do New Year’s resolutions; I do travel resolutions. Two years ago, I resolved to go to Germany and Chile: bam. 2024: to see the Northern Lights (October) & Ireland (leaving Dublin now). For 2025, here’s looking at you, Tierra del Fuego. Bottom of the world, top of my list❤️✈️🌍
#travelgoals
#travelgoals
TIL there are ICD-10 codes for
* Relationship issues w in-laws
* being struck by a parrot
* running into a street sign
* ALLIGATOR
h/t @rappazzo.bsky.social
* Relationship issues w in-laws
* being struck by a parrot
* running into a street sign
* ALLIGATOR
h/t @rappazzo.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
TIL there are ICD-10 codes for
* Relationship issues w in-laws
* being struck by a parrot
* running into a street sign
* ALLIGATOR
h/t @rappazzo.bsky.social
* Relationship issues w in-laws
* being struck by a parrot
* running into a street sign
* ALLIGATOR
h/t @rappazzo.bsky.social
The worst is when my husband picks a fight with or dumps me in my sleep. When the dream wakes me up, that’s all I actually can be mad about. Not even at him. Goddammit
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
The worst is when my husband picks a fight with or dumps me in my sleep. When the dream wakes me up, that’s all I actually can be mad about. Not even at him. Goddammit
What’s up?
Idk, living my best life. You?
Convos with my dogs. They’re a bit one-sided
Idk, living my best life. You?
Convos with my dogs. They’re a bit one-sided
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 AM
What’s up?
Idk, living my best life. You?
Convos with my dogs. They’re a bit one-sided
Idk, living my best life. You?
Convos with my dogs. They’re a bit one-sided
You know “do the curtains match the drapes”, but what about “does the rug match the walls”?
… but for real. Ochre walls + grey-blue rug?
… but for real. Ochre walls + grey-blue rug?
November 13, 2024 at 12:41 AM
You know “do the curtains match the drapes”, but what about “does the rug match the walls”?
… but for real. Ochre walls + grey-blue rug?
… but for real. Ochre walls + grey-blue rug?
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Roses are red
Fires start with a spark
Fires start with a spark
Goats addicted to human urine airlifted out of national park
Mountain goats living in the Olympic National Park are now being removed because they have developed a strong appetite for human pee.
www.wnct.com
September 20, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Roses are red
Fires start with a spark
Fires start with a spark
Dear @nytimes.com, this is why Oxford commas are important
August 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Dear @nytimes.com, this is why Oxford commas are important
I want to become a probate attorney just so I can open a practice called Thy Will Be Done
August 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I want to become a probate attorney just so I can open a practice called Thy Will Be Done
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Go into public health, they said. You’ll be helping people. You definitely won’t have to re-litigate if eating poop is bad, they told me.
July 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Go into public health, they said. You’ll be helping people. You definitely won’t have to re-litigate if eating poop is bad, they told me.
I didn’t start reading reviews of The Perfect Marriage until the author started referring to the “State of Virginia”, and talking about “Pineapple & Pearls” (spoiler alert, VA is a commonwealth, and it’s PineappleS & Pearls). At least I didn’t buy it🤣
#book #jenevarose #library #awfulbook #justdont
#book #jenevarose #library #awfulbook #justdont
March 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I didn’t start reading reviews of The Perfect Marriage until the author started referring to the “State of Virginia”, and talking about “Pineapple & Pearls” (spoiler alert, VA is a commonwealth, and it’s PineappleS & Pearls). At least I didn’t buy it🤣
#book #jenevarose #library #awfulbook #justdont
#book #jenevarose #library #awfulbook #justdont
#thebookoflove, which I thought was a new #literary darling, has been better than an Ambien for knocking me out. Apparently, #kirkusreviews agrees. Whew
#books #donotrecommend
#books #donotrecommend
March 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM
#thebookoflove, which I thought was a new #literary darling, has been better than an Ambien for knocking me out. Apparently, #kirkusreviews agrees. Whew
#books #donotrecommend
#books #donotrecommend
#thelostbookshop was terrible. Do not recommend. All over the place, super predictable when it DID make sense, and had this weird short redemption scene for a Nazi. So many shitty #books in the world that are still worth #reading; this is not one of them #booksky
February 16, 2024 at 4:02 AM
#thelostbookshop was terrible. Do not recommend. All over the place, super predictable when it DID make sense, and had this weird short redemption scene for a Nazi. So many shitty #books in the world that are still worth #reading; this is not one of them #booksky
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I’ve heard the phrase “colder than a witch’s tit” but this is ridiculous
January 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I’ve heard the phrase “colder than a witch’s tit” but this is ridiculous
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We saw “sautéed octopussy” on a Roman restaurant’s seafood menu. Maybe Ian made a few lira on the side doing questionable translating.
December 25, 2023 at 11:30 PM
We saw “sautéed octopussy” on a Roman restaurant’s seafood menu. Maybe Ian made a few lira on the side doing questionable translating.
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November 20, 2023 at 7:09 PM