Easton Legend
@eastonlegend.com
A day without laughter is a day wasted... he/him
i have a theory that if we all just yell really loudly at the same time then nothing will actually happen but it will just be really loud
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
i have a theory that if we all just yell really loudly at the same time then nothing will actually happen but it will just be really loud
LLMs and image GANs aren’t ai. they’re not capable of being sentient. i know my adoring fans understand this but i see people making these mistakes every day. real AI does exist tho…
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
LLMs and image GANs aren’t ai. they’re not capable of being sentient. i know my adoring fans understand this but i see people making these mistakes every day. real AI does exist tho…
i wonder what arkan saw…
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i wonder what arkan saw…
hot blazing fuck! now either i've passed to the great beyond or reality is upon us. balderdash!
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
hot blazing fuck! now either i've passed to the great beyond or reality is upon us. balderdash!
i'm ape political now gus
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i'm ape political now gus
i’ve been considering switching to my non-dominant hand and living as a street urchin in berlin. just one of my silly dreams but maybe then i would finally feel something. what do you think?
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
i’ve been considering switching to my non-dominant hand and living as a street urchin in berlin. just one of my silly dreams but maybe then i would finally feel something. what do you think?
"Do not overload the machine. Use an approved detergent. Choose desired temperature, enjoy the spin cycle and tumble dry."
-Proverb
-Proverb
September 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"Do not overload the machine. Use an approved detergent. Choose desired temperature, enjoy the spin cycle and tumble dry."
-Proverb
-Proverb
paul simon, gay sex, mereological nihilism, the east indies, steamboat willie, the stefan-boltzmann law, the walker circulation, egyptian arabic, and alphabet inc. i know we aren’t on the best of terms, but together we will save the world.
September 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
paul simon, gay sex, mereological nihilism, the east indies, steamboat willie, the stefan-boltzmann law, the walker circulation, egyptian arabic, and alphabet inc. i know we aren’t on the best of terms, but together we will save the world.
bsky’s archive function doesn’t let me save all the data so there may be a possibility that i just delete all the posts when i delete this account
August 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
bsky’s archive function doesn’t let me save all the data so there may be a possibility that i just delete all the posts when i delete this account
gonna ayer on the side of caution…
August 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
gonna ayer on the side of caution…
bring back the “did you know the creeper was an asset warped pig in minecraft?” type of question like “bro did u know pumped up kicks is about a school shooting?” type beat
August 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
bring back the “did you know the creeper was an asset warped pig in minecraft?” type of question like “bro did u know pumped up kicks is about a school shooting?” type beat
once i went to chicago and the tour guide was like “what are you asking me for? google is right there!”
August 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
once i went to chicago and the tour guide was like “what are you asking me for? google is right there!”
text editors replace three periods with ellipses automatically but what if i just REALLY need to end a sentence…
August 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
text editors replace three periods with ellipses automatically but what if i just REALLY need to end a sentence…
i really only have 16 followers on here and only 4 of them actually use bluesky regularly. in the perfect world, everybody would move to bluesky, but this is not a perfect world. if this continues, i dunno if i can promise consistent posts...
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i really only have 16 followers on here and only 4 of them actually use bluesky regularly. in the perfect world, everybody would move to bluesky, but this is not a perfect world. if this continues, i dunno if i can promise consistent posts...
nobody dares speak of young faithful...
August 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
nobody dares speak of young faithful...
i hate when people justify their use of AI art by saying "had AI not existed, i wouldn't have paid an artist". like yeah dude, if anything didn't exist we wouldn't use it.
July 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i hate when people justify their use of AI art by saying "had AI not existed, i wouldn't have paid an artist". like yeah dude, if anything didn't exist we wouldn't use it.
ozzy osbourne will live on but unfortunately a lot of his escapades just won’t slide with the coming generations. we will have to make some changes. how does “african american sabbath” sound?
July 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
ozzy osbourne will live on but unfortunately a lot of his escapades just won’t slide with the coming generations. we will have to make some changes. how does “african american sabbath” sound?
everyone operates under the common preconceptions that houseflies are smarter than us.
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
everyone operates under the common preconceptions that houseflies are smarter than us.
cut a dollah bill in 4 pieces and call each piece a “french quarter”
July 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
cut a dollah bill in 4 pieces and call each piece a “french quarter”
call me the aleš hrdlička of rapping because i’m bering strait fire
July 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
call me the aleš hrdlička of rapping because i’m bering strait fire
when i think “hottest videogame babes”, never often doesn’t mario not come to mind
July 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
when i think “hottest videogame babes”, never often doesn’t mario not come to mind
isn't it a little conspicuous that gas prices have gone up basically double in the past decade but petroleum jelly prices have stayed the same? just sayin'!
July 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
isn't it a little conspicuous that gas prices have gone up basically double in the past decade but petroleum jelly prices have stayed the same? just sayin'!
yo if seinfeld is the “show about nothing” then how it’s made is the “show about something”
July 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
yo if seinfeld is the “show about nothing” then how it’s made is the “show about something”
nobody needs this take rn but art doesn't need to be made by humans. the definition of a word is its use in a language, so if people use "animal art" to refer to paintings apes make, there's no changing that.
June 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
nobody needs this take rn but art doesn't need to be made by humans. the definition of a word is its use in a language, so if people use "animal art" to refer to paintings apes make, there's no changing that.