They found that missing Malaysian flight, turns out it just went to the wrong airport
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
They found that missing Malaysian flight, turns out it just went to the wrong airport
Whole family loved their hawk tuah themed presents, I assume
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Whole family loved their hawk tuah themed presents, I assume
-I’m sorry about your father, how old was he?
-67
-*solemnly making 6 7 gesture* that’s so sad
-67
-*solemnly making 6 7 gesture* that’s so sad
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
-I’m sorry about your father, how old was he?
-67
-*solemnly making 6 7 gesture* that’s so sad
-67
-*solemnly making 6 7 gesture* that’s so sad
60° here in Boise on Christmas Eve. Probably nothing, I’m sure it’s fine
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
60° here in Boise on Christmas Eve. Probably nothing, I’m sure it’s fine
Introducing Bigfoot to the Australian ecosystem and watching it become devastatingly invasive
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Introducing Bigfoot to the Australian ecosystem and watching it become devastatingly invasive
KEEP HONKING I’M ALMOST THERE
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
KEEP HONKING I’M ALMOST THERE
I think I’d make a pretty good football commentator. “Jesus Christ look at that guy’s arms!” That’s one of the things I say a lot. Kinda like a catchphrase I guess
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I think I’d make a pretty good football commentator. “Jesus Christ look at that guy’s arms!” That’s one of the things I say a lot. Kinda like a catchphrase I guess
Hello and welcome to Pedophile Island! The photo shoot is at 1pm, please have your smile on
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hello and welcome to Pedophile Island! The photo shoot is at 1pm, please have your smile on
Shrek believes in the Christian god
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Shrek believes in the Christian god
Sitting here at the house in mid-December with the windows open, probably nothing
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sitting here at the house in mid-December with the windows open, probably nothing
I put a motion sensor light in one (1) room in my house, and now *every* room I walk into I pause for a moment waiting for the light to turn itself on like I’m some little prince
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I put a motion sensor light in one (1) room in my house, and now *every* room I walk into I pause for a moment waiting for the light to turn itself on like I’m some little prince
Marv and harry getting vaporized by an IED Kevin plants. Coroner using dental records to identify the remains
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Marv and harry getting vaporized by an IED Kevin plants. Coroner using dental records to identify the remains
Just got an IQ test and it’s a perfect 65. Angel number
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just got an IQ test and it’s a perfect 65. Angel number
The book of Eli but it turns out to be the novelization of the matrix
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The book of Eli but it turns out to be the novelization of the matrix
The president is Having A Normal One
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The president is Having A Normal One
Why would I eat so much food. Why would god allow this
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why would I eat so much food. Why would god allow this
*getting visibly upset with grandma at the dinner table* no, it’s not a COMPUTER, it’s a LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL. It’s my friend and it’s intelligent and possibly sentient, unlike SOME things at this table
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*getting visibly upset with grandma at the dinner table* no, it’s not a COMPUTER, it’s a LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL. It’s my friend and it’s intelligent and possibly sentient, unlike SOME things at this table
This does explain the can of campbells “piss soup for stupid assholes” in my pantry
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This does explain the can of campbells “piss soup for stupid assholes” in my pantry
While these three were screwing around hitler was marching through Europe
“AT THE CIRCUS” (1939) dir. Edward Buzzell
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
While these three were screwing around hitler was marching through Europe
Really disappointing to take the time and resources to start a nonprofit only for it to flounder, especially when you’re so passionate about the cause. But we can still make a difference. The Jeffrey Epstein Innocence Project is here and happy to accept your donations
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Really disappointing to take the time and resources to start a nonprofit only for it to flounder, especially when you’re so passionate about the cause. But we can still make a difference. The Jeffrey Epstein Innocence Project is here and happy to accept your donations
A president can’t even go to Sex Island anymore, because of woke
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A president can’t even go to Sex Island anymore, because of woke
It's one mortgage, Michael. How long could it be, fifty years?
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It's one mortgage, Michael. How long could it be, fifty years?
Women always talk about wanting pockets, and what happens when they get them? Cram ’em full of rocks and boom, right into the river
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Women always talk about wanting pockets, and what happens when they get them? Cram ’em full of rocks and boom, right into the river
Facemasks were added to football helmets in 1962 to stop the players from kissing each other between plays @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social #nfl
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Facemasks were added to football helmets in 1962 to stop the players from kissing each other between plays @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social #nfl