Michelle
@eastbumble.bsky.social
Packers fan living in Minnesota.
Trying to imagine all the ways a fighter jet can “fall off” of a ship.
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trying to imagine all the ways a fighter jet can “fall off” of a ship.
I’m just gobsmacked. I don’t understand how anyone can think this is okay.
Understand what this is: If Kash Patel and Donald Trump don’t like a judge, they think they can arrest them. This is stunning — we must stand up to this blatant power grab.
Republicans: How is this not a red line for you?
Republicans: How is this not a red line for you?
April 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m just gobsmacked. I don’t understand how anyone can think this is okay.
I really wish every last bit of software I use would stop shoving AI search in my face.
April 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I really wish every last bit of software I use would stop shoving AI search in my face.
My 401k lost $8,500 in the last two days. I will never forgive the idiots who voted for this fucking asshole.
April 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My 401k lost $8,500 in the last two days. I will never forgive the idiots who voted for this fucking asshole.
The list of things I want from my flight has always been:
1. Lands on time
2. Lands at the right airport
3. Lands gently
Now I have to add that it must land right side up.
1. Lands on time
2. Lands at the right airport
3. Lands gently
Now I have to add that it must land right side up.
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The list of things I want from my flight has always been:
1. Lands on time
2. Lands at the right airport
3. Lands gently
Now I have to add that it must land right side up.
1. Lands on time
2. Lands at the right airport
3. Lands gently
Now I have to add that it must land right side up.
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Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so
February 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so
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I work in the office carrying out the government purge. Here’s what I want you to know.
I Work in the Office Carrying Out the Government Purge. Here’s What I Want You to Know.
We’re as freaked out and angry as everyone else.
slate.com
February 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I work in the office carrying out the government purge. Here’s what I want you to know.
My Packers are getting destroyed.
September 29, 2024 at 6:18 PM
My Packers are getting destroyed.
The fire alarms keep randomly going off on my building and no one knows why. Not a fire. There are a lot of elderly condo owners here and I’m worried they will just start ignoring the alarms. One day it might not be a false alarm.
January 22, 2024 at 3:37 AM
The fire alarms keep randomly going off on my building and no one knows why. Not a fire. There are a lot of elderly condo owners here and I’m worried they will just start ignoring the alarms. One day it might not be a false alarm.
Today I finally cracked the 4,000 mile mark with my car. I’ve had it for 16 months. At this rate, it will take me another 32 years to hit 100,000 miles. Heh.
December 30, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Today I finally cracked the 4,000 mile mark with my car. I’ve had it for 16 months. At this rate, it will take me another 32 years to hit 100,000 miles. Heh.
I want a cupcake. I giant one. Like the size of those muffins at Perkins but not a muffin. A cupcake. With buttercream frosting.
December 8, 2023 at 5:52 AM
I want a cupcake. I giant one. Like the size of those muffins at Perkins but not a muffin. A cupcake. With buttercream frosting.
Productivity is zero at work right now because the Teams app updated and now our lists of people are gone and we are all having mad rants at Microsoft.
November 28, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Productivity is zero at work right now because the Teams app updated and now our lists of people are gone and we are all having mad rants at Microsoft.
Woke up a half hour before my alarm and now I’m trying to calculate how many times I can hit snooze before getting out of this warm cozy bed.
November 24, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Woke up a half hour before my alarm and now I’m trying to calculate how many times I can hit snooze before getting out of this warm cozy bed.
There are probably 30 people in the office today and only a handful of us are actually working. The rest are standing around chatting about everything under the sun except work. Tell me again how we need to be in the office for work collaboration.
October 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
There are probably 30 people in the office today and only a handful of us are actually working. The rest are standing around chatting about everything under the sun except work. Tell me again how we need to be in the office for work collaboration.
I have to work in the office tomorrow and I am dreading it so much. Our office is always FREEZING and everyone is very chatty when I need to focus and get work done.
October 5, 2023 at 3:03 AM
I have to work in the office tomorrow and I am dreading it so much. Our office is always FREEZING and everyone is very chatty when I need to focus and get work done.
Not sure how much good it does to have tornado sirens when I can only hear them if the window is open.
October 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Not sure how much good it does to have tornado sirens when I can only hear them if the window is open.
I keep finding more and more of my favorite people from the bird site here. Keep it rocking.
September 19, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I keep finding more and more of my favorite people from the bird site here. Keep it rocking.
It’s really annoying when I’m watching one game and recording another at the same time, and the announcers for the one I’m watching tell me the score of the other one.
September 19, 2023 at 1:44 AM
It’s really annoying when I’m watching one game and recording another at the same time, and the announcers for the one I’m watching tell me the score of the other one.
Got a positive covid result. I supposed I should be happy that I am only just now having my first case of covid. Still, it sucks. I've tried so hard to be careful and got all the vaccinations, yet here I am, a little snot factory.
September 10, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Got a positive covid result. I supposed I should be happy that I am only just now having my first case of covid. Still, it sucks. I've tried so hard to be careful and got all the vaccinations, yet here I am, a little snot factory.
playing the "is this covid or just a normal cold" game. wheeeee
September 9, 2023 at 2:35 AM
playing the "is this covid or just a normal cold" game. wheeeee
Flew back from Canada tonight. When we were beginning our approach into MSP, I looked out the window and saw on the clouds below a rainbow, except it was a full circle, and in the middle of the circle was a perfect silhouette of our plane. By the time I grabbed my phone for a pic, it was gone.
September 8, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Flew back from Canada tonight. When we were beginning our approach into MSP, I looked out the window and saw on the clouds below a rainbow, except it was a full circle, and in the middle of the circle was a perfect silhouette of our plane. By the time I grabbed my phone for a pic, it was gone.
Preparing for an international flight so I skimmed through the TSA list of stuff you can bring in your carry on. I am allowed to bring my light saber if I choose. Heh. Also Harry Potter wands are allowed.
September 5, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Preparing for an international flight so I skimmed through the TSA list of stuff you can bring in your carry on. I am allowed to bring my light saber if I choose. Heh. Also Harry Potter wands are allowed.
One day, maybe we can have a fitness tracker that credits you with steps even when you are pushing a shopping cart. I used a map my walk app and it said I walked almost 2 miles in that big box store today, but my fitness tracker only gave me 228 steps. Not cool.
September 2, 2023 at 9:37 PM
One day, maybe we can have a fitness tracker that credits you with steps even when you are pushing a shopping cart. I used a map my walk app and it said I walked almost 2 miles in that big box store today, but my fitness tracker only gave me 228 steps. Not cool.