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· Sep 13
Last night I had a dream where I finally made the laser shoot from my hand
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Bond is cloned. Grown fast like turkey. No childhood. Sadder than before. Implanted memories. Kills failed clones with flamethrower. Dozens of him. Agents disposable like 3D printed drones. When he gets the boss mad, they blow him up again. He's in hell. We're in hell. Give me five million dollars.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bond is cloned. Grown fast like turkey. No childhood. Sadder than before. Implanted memories. Kills failed clones with flamethrower. Dozens of him. Agents disposable like 3D printed drones. When he gets the boss mad, they blow him up again. He's in hell. We're in hell. Give me five million dollars.
(Weakly, drained of life by the ring I solemnly bear inside of said books,) "Let's fucking go"
I don’t want to become the sort of person who reads all of Tolkien in 2026, but I will do it for Shelved by Genre
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
(Weakly, drained of life by the ring I solemnly bear inside of said books,) "Let's fucking go"
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"living in a simulation" appeals to billionaires because it captures the sense that money allows them to circumvent realities we have to deal with, and it's also infuriating because it's like if you made one of the +1000∞ potions in morrowind and 70% of NPC dialog flipped to calling you a shithead
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"living in a simulation" appeals to billionaires because it captures the sense that money allows them to circumvent realities we have to deal with, and it's also infuriating because it's like if you made one of the +1000∞ potions in morrowind and 70% of NPC dialog flipped to calling you a shithead
OPINION: Well, He Won. I'm Boarding the Aniara.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
OPINION: Well, He Won. I'm Boarding the Aniara.
I love chess. Gotta Love The Chess
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I love chess. Gotta Love The Chess
"Excuse me, you have a bit of corn on you." Wrong, actually, and common of you
I can't believe they made this zipper pull that looks like corn. Showing up at the function like I have corn on me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Excuse me, you have a bit of corn on you." Wrong, actually, and common of you
I can't believe they made this zipper pull that looks like corn. Showing up at the function like I have corn on me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I can't believe they made this zipper pull that looks like corn. Showing up at the function like I have corn on me.
The ape may now rest
The ape must perform three different jobs on Sunday. That's the rules of the ape.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The ape may now rest
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For your enjoyment, my new short story about Halloween, fungus, and your body.
#shortstory #writing #creativewriting
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#shortstory #writing #creativewriting
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Universal Veil
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November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
For your enjoyment, my new short story about Halloween, fungus, and your body.
#shortstory #writing #creativewriting
thomcote.neocities.org/posts/2025-1...
#shortstory #writing #creativewriting
thomcote.neocities.org/posts/2025-1...
What if there was a state in new england called Garlic and it was shaped like a garlic and it was really small like smaller than Vermont. Would be interesting. Fuck states though I hate states
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
What if there was a state in new england called Garlic and it was shaped like a garlic and it was really small like smaller than Vermont. Would be interesting. Fuck states though I hate states
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Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.
Please donate to this fundraiser for Prosthetics for Palestine and to give me, Goku, your energy for chess playing this weekend prostheticsforpalestine.betterworld.org/campaigns/pr...
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Please donate to this fundraiser for Prosthetics for Palestine and to give me, Goku, your energy for chess playing this weekend prostheticsforpalestine.betterworld.org/campaigns/pr...
In 50 years when the green Antarctic is colonized, avant garde intellectual currents of the century will lead to the formation of a new great nation under such ideals: No performativity, no pick-mes, fake fans, fake friends or phonies, posers, pseuds, NONE of that shit. There will be slavery obv.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In 50 years when the green Antarctic is colonized, avant garde intellectual currents of the century will lead to the formation of a new great nation under such ideals: No performativity, no pick-mes, fake fans, fake friends or phonies, posers, pseuds, NONE of that shit. There will be slavery obv.
The ape must perform three different jobs on Sunday. That's the rules of the ape.
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The ape must perform three different jobs on Sunday. That's the rules of the ape.
If I had come from the future to tell me as child that I would someday enjoy watching baseball, I would have been very scared. I would probably cry.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If I had come from the future to tell me as child that I would someday enjoy watching baseball, I would have been very scared. I would probably cry.
I'm like to share that I'm watching this game in a rocking chair and am utterly unphased
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm like to share that I'm watching this game in a rocking chair and am utterly unphased
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Los Angeles, CA -
LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.
LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Los Angeles, CA -
LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.
LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.
They should make one change to the rules of baseball every day a game is played until a Borges story emerges
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should make one change to the rules of baseball every day a game is played until a Borges story emerges
1,000 Years of Problem heralded by a cohort of turds who've chosen alienation, who can't decide if they want slaves and luxury or a nutrient tube and a dopamine implant. An entire world economic system slobberingly re-gearing itself for an unconscionable, untenable, collectively imagined hypocrisy.
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
1,000 Years of Problem heralded by a cohort of turds who've chosen alienation, who can't decide if they want slaves and luxury or a nutrient tube and a dopamine implant. An entire world economic system slobberingly re-gearing itself for an unconscionable, untenable, collectively imagined hypocrisy.
A knight on the rim; They forgot that I'm him
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A knight on the rim; They forgot that I'm him
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I love them so much
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I love them so much
If you're working with a graphic designer in a professional setting, there are a number of things you can do to help them out. Don't hesitate to:
- shoot your graphic designer with a bazooka
- trap them in a rocket and launch it into the sun
- destroy them
- turn them into an ant and smash them
- shoot your graphic designer with a bazooka
- trap them in a rocket and launch it into the sun
- destroy them
- turn them into an ant and smash them
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you're working with a graphic designer in a professional setting, there are a number of things you can do to help them out. Don't hesitate to:
- shoot your graphic designer with a bazooka
- trap them in a rocket and launch it into the sun
- destroy them
- turn them into an ant and smash them
- shoot your graphic designer with a bazooka
- trap them in a rocket and launch it into the sun
- destroy them
- turn them into an ant and smash them