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Chugs
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I be up in teh boscoes all week
Pinned
Headed to Fuckingclam Palace to meet the queen
If we're lucky the USAF will carpet bomb the NFL during one of these flyovers
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Woke up at 5am. Rave goes til noon. Starting day with the rave, as one does.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
sry mom just one sec I have to blast the Internet
June 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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as soon as we get microtransactions for jacking off we really will be cooked as a society
June 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Empty your balls. Be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put your dick in a cup, it becomes the cup. You put dick into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, dick can flow or it can crash. Be water, my dick.
June 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Headed to Fuckingclam Palace to meet the queen
November 20, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Banged
May 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Impressive visualization on the ways that the wealthy have successfully manipulated US politics to avoid paying taxes
A long long time ago, in a far away galaxy... the US used to tax the rich
May 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Drinking frozen drinks, for the culture
May 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The concave ass
May 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You know you're cooked when you have a preferred shitter at Lowe's
May 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Lord hath blessed me with trunk churros
May 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
At what age am I supposed to appreciate raisins in my desserts? I worry I'll never achieve full raisin appreciation
May 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Do you think there are people out there that binge watch How it's made

There are, I'm sure there are
May 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Fridays and the wife amirite
April 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
April 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
😏
March 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I gave away over 100 hits of acid last year but aPpArEnTLy that's not deductible on your taxes
March 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You ever get that feelin following around the @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social that the stars are aligned for crusher shows?

I'm gettin that feelin and I'm 1000+ miles away. huh
March 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
March 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I hope @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social and @marcbrownstein.bsky.social bring kitchen Mitts to the big stage this coming weekend
March 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Staring at my laundry wondering why it gets to be spun but I don't
March 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM