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instead,
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the website stays up; we'll post when we post.
social media sucks, fuck this place and all the other places.
fuck it.
we won't check any messages or notifications.
instead,
send a cool message to: contact [at] earrat [dot] com
the website stays up; we'll post when we post.
social media sucks, fuck this place and all the other places.
fuck it.
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this account will no longer be used. this is the last post.
we won't check any messages or notifications.
instead,
send a cool message to: contact [at] earrat [dot] com
the website stays up; we'll post when we post.
social media sucks, fuck this place and all the other places.
fuck it.
we won't check any messages or notifications.
instead,
send a cool message to: contact [at] earrat [dot] com
the website stays up; we'll post when we post.
social media sucks, fuck this place and all the other places.
fuck it.
the comments@earrat mailbox had a typo because SOMEONE is a fucking IDIOT, so none of the comments came through over the past month+
re-send good comments on your favorites/send new evil comments/spam comments...we'll publish them all!
here's a good one to comment on:
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re-send good comments on your favorites/send new evil comments/spam comments...we'll publish them all!
here's a good one to comment on:
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Ping Me
Richard Sanders invites us to a new teams chat
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October 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
the comments@earrat mailbox had a typo because SOMEONE is a fucking IDIOT, so none of the comments came through over the past month+
re-send good comments on your favorites/send new evil comments/spam comments...we'll publish them all!
here's a good one to comment on:
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re-send good comments on your favorites/send new evil comments/spam comments...we'll publish them all!
here's a good one to comment on:
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Reposted by ear rat
My story Rib-stitch has found a home with the friendliest ear rat you could hope to meet! Thanks, ear rat team 😍👂🐀🧤
NOW--
Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"
you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel
YOU GET THE IDEA
Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"
you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel
YOU GET THE IDEA
Rib-stitch
A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley
earrat.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My story Rib-stitch has found a home with the friendliest ear rat you could hope to meet! Thanks, ear rat team 😍👂🐀🧤
thanks @judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley for becoming an official ear rat slaughterhouse champion of literature and arts and rad surfing with your sweepingly beautiful piece "Rib-stitch"
if you don't check out Judy's work then your fingers are gonna turn into soup
if you don't check out Judy's work then your fingers are gonna turn into soup
Rib-stitch
A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley
earrat.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
thanks @judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley for becoming an official ear rat slaughterhouse champion of literature and arts and rad surfing with your sweepingly beautiful piece "Rib-stitch"
if you don't check out Judy's work then your fingers are gonna turn into soup
if you don't check out Judy's work then your fingers are gonna turn into soup
COLD AIR IN YOUR LUNGS BAD MEMORY OH NO: THE MICRO PIECE
@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"
@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"
Rib-stitch
A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley
earrat.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
COLD AIR IN YOUR LUNGS BAD MEMORY OH NO: THE MICRO PIECE
@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"
@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"
@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"
short and poignant, like a rib-stitch? i guess? i don't know anything about knitting
short and poignant, like a rib-stitch? i guess? i don't know anything about knitting
Rib-stitch
A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley
earrat.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"
short and poignant, like a rib-stitch? i guess? i don't know anything about knitting
short and poignant, like a rib-stitch? i guess? i don't know anything about knitting
NOW--
Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"
you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel
YOU GET THE IDEA
Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"
you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel
YOU GET THE IDEA
Rib-stitch
A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley
earrat.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NOW--
Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"
you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel
YOU GET THE IDEA
Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"
you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel
YOU GET THE IDEA
oh btw ear rat needs more submissions so we can send out more rejection letters
hashtag fuck you, hashtag writersky fuck yourself, hashtag suck a fat one, hashtag...
hashtag fuck you, hashtag writersky fuck yourself, hashtag suck a fat one, hashtag...
ear rat
ear rat is an online lit and arts thing
earrat.com
September 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
oh btw ear rat needs more submissions so we can send out more rejection letters
hashtag fuck you, hashtag writersky fuck yourself, hashtag suck a fat one, hashtag...
hashtag fuck you, hashtag writersky fuck yourself, hashtag suck a fat one, hashtag...
going to the convenience store to buy a newspaper so i can line a human-sized birdcage with it and shit all over the place like god intended
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
going to the convenience store to buy a newspaper so i can line a human-sized birdcage with it and shit all over the place like god intended
im a pretty simple guy; i just want to discover a way to be immortal without doing any extra work in my life and also be filthy rich and play with my little trinkets and tchotchkes until the sun explodes
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
im a pretty simple guy; i just want to discover a way to be immortal without doing any extra work in my life and also be filthy rich and play with my little trinkets and tchotchkes until the sun explodes
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splashed in red across the times
September 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
splashed in red across the times
anyway go glue your eyeballs to whatever screen-hell-portal-device you use and check out nadira's @nadirarod.institute excellent VIZ POEMS and then follow nadira on bsky (this dumb fucking app what the fuck) and then go outside and and just vibe enjoy nature fucking idiot
earrat.com/posts/five-e...
earrat.com/posts/five-e...
Five Études for Typewriter
Visual Collagic Poetry from Nadira Rodin
earrat.com
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
anyway go glue your eyeballs to whatever screen-hell-portal-device you use and check out nadira's @nadirarod.institute excellent VIZ POEMS and then follow nadira on bsky (this dumb fucking app what the fuck) and then go outside and and just vibe enjoy nature fucking idiot
earrat.com/posts/five-e...
earrat.com/posts/five-e...
oh btw you should check out nadira's other stuff like the zine made of water-soluble paper so you can use it in the bathtub (maybe if we all bully nadira to produce these in real life they will become reality)
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
Nadira Rodin Institute: SEVEN BOMBS FOR THE BATH
a zine containing seven typewritten, water-soluble poems for the bath
nadirarod.institute
September 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
oh btw you should check out nadira's other stuff like the zine made of water-soluble paper so you can use it in the bathtub (maybe if we all bully nadira to produce these in real life they will become reality)
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
your eyes dart all around--
brain thinks "which way do i read these?" left to right up and down bending a corner all at once your eyes are flooded with pain and suffering and quiet ugly beauty
"Five Études for Typewriter" by nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute
brain thinks "which way do i read these?" left to right up and down bending a corner all at once your eyes are flooded with pain and suffering and quiet ugly beauty
"Five Études for Typewriter" by nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute
Five Études for Typewriter
Visual Collagic Poetry from Nadira Rodin
earrat.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
your eyes dart all around--
brain thinks "which way do i read these?" left to right up and down bending a corner all at once your eyes are flooded with pain and suffering and quiet ugly beauty
"Five Études for Typewriter" by nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute
brain thinks "which way do i read these?" left to right up and down bending a corner all at once your eyes are flooded with pain and suffering and quiet ugly beauty
"Five Études for Typewriter" by nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute
i asked nadira @nadirarod.institute if i could call this "5 e-dudes 4 type-righter" and nadira said no and then blocked me
oh well, more sexy skeleton posts for the rest of us
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
you're gonna look at these for hours
oh well, more sexy skeleton posts for the rest of us
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
you're gonna look at these for hours
Five Études for Typewriter
Visual Collagic Poetry from Nadira Rodin
earrat.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i asked nadira @nadirarod.institute if i could call this "5 e-dudes 4 type-righter" and nadira said no and then blocked me
oh well, more sexy skeleton posts for the rest of us
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
you're gonna look at these for hours
oh well, more sexy skeleton posts for the rest of us
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
you're gonna look at these for hours
someone asked "are these poems or collages?"
i answered "yes." then i walked away, stopped, walked back, said "and a fucka youa" then left and everyone clapped and obama dished the rock and i slammed that thing 360 tomahawk
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
i answered "yes." then i walked away, stopped, walked back, said "and a fucka youa" then left and everyone clapped and obama dished the rock and i slammed that thing 360 tomahawk
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
Five Études for Typewriter
Visual Collagic Poetry from Nadira Rodin
earrat.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
someone asked "are these poems or collages?"
i answered "yes." then i walked away, stopped, walked back, said "and a fucka youa" then left and everyone clapped and obama dished the rock and i slammed that thing 360 tomahawk
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
i answered "yes." then i walked away, stopped, walked back, said "and a fucka youa" then left and everyone clapped and obama dished the rock and i slammed that thing 360 tomahawk
nadira rodin, "Five Études for Typewriter"
@nadirarod.institute nadira rodin, the visual visualizer visually visualizes a new set of visual poems in "Five Études for Typewriter"
all of these are based on horrible people/places/things and we like that kinda thing. not that bad people or whatever exist, but you know what i mean
all of these are based on horrible people/places/things and we like that kinda thing. not that bad people or whatever exist, but you know what i mean
Five Études for Typewriter
Visual Collagic Poetry from Nadira Rodin
earrat.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@nadirarod.institute nadira rodin, the visual visualizer visually visualizes a new set of visual poems in "Five Études for Typewriter"
all of these are based on horrible people/places/things and we like that kinda thing. not that bad people or whatever exist, but you know what i mean
all of these are based on horrible people/places/things and we like that kinda thing. not that bad people or whatever exist, but you know what i mean
spending the next ~150 hours downloading thousands of GB's of conan o brien show archives that i will add to my external hdd and then never watch
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
spending the next ~150 hours downloading thousands of GB's of conan o brien show archives that i will add to my external hdd and then never watch
also keep your eyes peeled for noon o clock eastern today
what does that mean really, anyway? eyes peeled.
you don't like, peel your eyes, right?
like, with a potato peeler. that's gross.
dr caligari shit going on in our expressions, wtf.
what does that mean really, anyway? eyes peeled.
you don't like, peel your eyes, right?
like, with a potato peeler. that's gross.
dr caligari shit going on in our expressions, wtf.
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
also keep your eyes peeled for noon o clock eastern today
what does that mean really, anyway? eyes peeled.
you don't like, peel your eyes, right?
like, with a potato peeler. that's gross.
dr caligari shit going on in our expressions, wtf.
what does that mean really, anyway? eyes peeled.
you don't like, peel your eyes, right?
like, with a potato peeler. that's gross.
dr caligari shit going on in our expressions, wtf.
making enough coffee to make me feel like i'm a real human again
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
making enough coffee to make me feel like i'm a real human again
when will they make a coffee blend that opens a time portal back to 2004 and i enter it and get to watch ESPN on tv in my room and it's actually enjoyable?
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
when will they make a coffee blend that opens a time portal back to 2004 and i enter it and get to watch ESPN on tv in my room and it's actually enjoyable?
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
we cannot be flattered (motorcycle accident damaged that part of brain)
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
we cannot be flattered (motorcycle accident damaged that part of brain)