Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
@earlyej.bsky.social
24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Misophonia is the disability that people will disrespect the most. I swear.
1 simple thing. DON'T EAT WHERE SOMEONE WITH MISOPHONIA CAN HEAR YOU! It's a simple easy to follow request, but people act like it's the hardest thing ever to respect.
1 simple thing. DON'T EAT WHERE SOMEONE WITH MISOPHONIA CAN HEAR YOU! It's a simple easy to follow request, but people act like it's the hardest thing ever to respect.
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Misophonia is the disability that people will disrespect the most. I swear.
1 simple thing. DON'T EAT WHERE SOMEONE WITH MISOPHONIA CAN HEAR YOU! It's a simple easy to follow request, but people act like it's the hardest thing ever to respect.
1 simple thing. DON'T EAT WHERE SOMEONE WITH MISOPHONIA CAN HEAR YOU! It's a simple easy to follow request, but people act like it's the hardest thing ever to respect.
I need to get the DIY Birkeland-Eyde reactor to stop short circuiting. Infinite nitric acid = infinite nitrogen fertilizer = amazing crop leaf growth
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I need to get the DIY Birkeland-Eyde reactor to stop short circuiting. Infinite nitric acid = infinite nitrogen fertilizer = amazing crop leaf growth
Oh-oh here she comes
Watch out bug, she'll lick you up
Oh-oh here she comes
She's an anteater
Watch out bug, she'll lick you up
Oh-oh here she comes
She's an anteater
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Oh-oh here she comes
Watch out bug, she'll lick you up
Oh-oh here she comes
She's an anteater
Watch out bug, she'll lick you up
Oh-oh here she comes
She's an anteater
The Caucasus and Balkans often piss me off. So many people advocate for collective punishment in those regions.
I'd be a hypocrite if I said all of them (because collective guilt is the problem), but Jesus Christ. How are we still in collective ethnic guilt mode. Fuck anyone who thinks like that.
I'd be a hypocrite if I said all of them (because collective guilt is the problem), but Jesus Christ. How are we still in collective ethnic guilt mode. Fuck anyone who thinks like that.
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The Caucasus and Balkans often piss me off. So many people advocate for collective punishment in those regions.
I'd be a hypocrite if I said all of them (because collective guilt is the problem), but Jesus Christ. How are we still in collective ethnic guilt mode. Fuck anyone who thinks like that.
I'd be a hypocrite if I said all of them (because collective guilt is the problem), but Jesus Christ. How are we still in collective ethnic guilt mode. Fuck anyone who thinks like that.
Sicko Mode sounds like the title to a completely different song. There's no aggression to that song. Nothing "sicko" about it aside from Drake being featured on it, and that's a completely different type of sicko.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Sicko Mode sounds like the title to a completely different song. There's no aggression to that song. Nothing "sicko" about it aside from Drake being featured on it, and that's a completely different type of sicko.
Twitter dead
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Twitter dead
A real shindig. A total hootenanny. An absolute jamboree. A pure hoedown.
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
A real shindig. A total hootenanny. An absolute jamboree. A pure hoedown.
I know all about the Bible.
I know about John, Paul, George, and Ringo!
I know about John, Paul, George, and Ringo!
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I know all about the Bible.
I know about John, Paul, George, and Ringo!
I know about John, Paul, George, and Ringo!
My Little PONY, BOY, YOU CAN CALL ME PONYBOY
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
My Little PONY, BOY, YOU CAN CALL ME PONYBOY
I HATE the word "hubby". It's not "HUBBAND"! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE "S"?!
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I HATE the word "hubby". It's not "HUBBAND"! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE "S"?!
Charli KirkCX
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Charli KirkCX
Dua Lipa? I don't even know a lipa.
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Dua Lipa? I don't even know a lipa.
When I saw a "will-o-the-wisp" on that bridge, I always thought it was swamp gas, but after seeing videos of ball lightning, I think that's what it was.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
When I saw a "will-o-the-wisp" on that bridge, I always thought it was swamp gas, but after seeing videos of ball lightning, I think that's what it was.
Plate tectonics are funny, because Europe isn't a continent, Arabia and India are continents, and Tōkyō is in North America.
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Plate tectonics are funny, because Europe isn't a continent, Arabia and India are continents, and Tōkyō is in North America.
Reposted by Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ruby & Clarissa
#slimegirl #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
#slimegirl #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Ruby & Clarissa
#slimegirl #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
#slimegirl #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト
Sources tell me this isotope is stable.
Please God.
Please God.
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Sources tell me this isotope is stable.
Please God.
Please God.
Float like a chud, sting like a woke.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Float like a chud, sting like a woke.
Who were the Georgia Guidestones even made for? Too hippie for the chuds, too eugenics for the woke.
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Who were the Georgia Guidestones even made for? Too hippie for the chuds, too eugenics for the woke.
Has anyone actually paid attention to the beat to Single Ladies by Beyonce? Because it's actually one of the most bizarre, borderline avant-garde instrumentals of any mainstream song. Like, it's just sound effects. It's not one of my favorite songs, but I give it props for experimentation.
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Has anyone actually paid attention to the beat to Single Ladies by Beyonce? Because it's actually one of the most bizarre, borderline avant-garde instrumentals of any mainstream song. Like, it's just sound effects. It's not one of my favorite songs, but I give it props for experimentation.
I only listen to REAL music, like Spalexma's Charlie Kirk Forever... "Alve"... (Whatever the actual fuck "alve" is").
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I only listen to REAL music, like Spalexma's Charlie Kirk Forever... "Alve"... (Whatever the actual fuck "alve" is").
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I just popped a perc-y
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I ju-AHAUAHHAHHUH
I just popped a perc-y
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I ju-AHAUAHHAHHUH
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I just popped a perc-y
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I ju-AHAUAHHAHHUH
I just popped a perc-y
Charlie Charlie Kirky
I ju-AHAUAHHAHHUH
He's like if 100 Gecs weren't funny.
Are SEBii's lyrics intentionally the worst thing ever? I know hyperpop can be ironic, but... oof... They actually make me cringe...
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
He's like if 100 Gecs weren't funny.