Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
@earlyej.bsky.social
24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Ooh, you touch my Tralalero Tralala
Mmm, my Tung Tung Tung
Mmm, my Tung Tung Tung
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Ooh, you touch my Tralalero Tralala
Mmm, my Tung Tung Tung
Mmm, my Tung Tung Tung
Short YTP coming soon
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Short YTP coming soon
Some
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Some
I Have No Mouth and I must Smash
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I Have No Mouth and I must Smash
Dude. I need a femtosecond laser. The arc welder is temporary. Once I have a femtosecond laser, anything is possible with gem synthesis.
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Dude. I need a femtosecond laser. The arc welder is temporary. Once I have a femtosecond laser, anything is possible with gem synthesis.
If they wanna learn the recipe, they'll have to pay me.
Can't even enjoy a milkshake in my own front yard. Boys keep coming by to steal it. I told them to go get someone else's milkshake, but they told me mine's better. HANDS OFF THE MILKSHAKE!
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If they wanna learn the recipe, they'll have to pay me.
HAHA! HE SAID BNUUY! HAHA! HE SAID OUPPY! HE MISPELLED THE ANIMAL NAME AGAIN!
January 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
HAHA! HE SAID BNUUY! HAHA! HE SAID OUPPY! HE MISPELLED THE ANIMAL NAME AGAIN!
Tuvalu and the Gambia have signed a historic trade deal.
The US dollar is finished!
The US dollar is finished!
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Tuvalu and the Gambia have signed a historic trade deal.
The US dollar is finished!
The US dollar is finished!
Maduro shot Charlie Kirk at the Oscars?!
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Maduro shot Charlie Kirk at the Oscars?!
When Alice Glass said [incomprehensible yelling] I felt that.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
When Alice Glass said [incomprehensible yelling] I felt that.
Can't even enjoy a milkshake in my own front yard. Boys keep coming by to steal it. I told them to go get someone else's milkshake, but they told me mine's better. HANDS OFF THE MILKSHAKE!
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Can't even enjoy a milkshake in my own front yard. Boys keep coming by to steal it. I told them to go get someone else's milkshake, but they told me mine's better. HANDS OFF THE MILKSHAKE!
In this world, you're either a Gay Luigi or a Mama Luigi.
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In this world, you're either a Gay Luigi or a Mama Luigi.
How come you can say "pussycat" and "cockroach", but when I say "cockcat" and "pussyroach" I'm told I'm "being inappropriate"?
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
How come you can say "pussycat" and "cockroach", but when I say "cockcat" and "pussyroach" I'm told I'm "being inappropriate"?
It's giving incomplete sentence
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
It's giving incomplete sentence
"Oh, that's not..."
You will begin to cough in 3 days
You will begin to cough in 3 days
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"Oh, that's not..."
You will begin to cough in 3 days
You will begin to cough in 3 days
Fuck Trump
Fuck Maduro
Glad Maduro's gone, but I fear that "nothing ever happens" will apply, and he'll just be replaced by another dictator, because Trump is such a shady shithead... Please let me be wrong. Please let things actually get better for once. I hate politicians.
Fuck Maduro
Glad Maduro's gone, but I fear that "nothing ever happens" will apply, and he'll just be replaced by another dictator, because Trump is such a shady shithead... Please let me be wrong. Please let things actually get better for once. I hate politicians.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Fuck Trump
Fuck Maduro
Glad Maduro's gone, but I fear that "nothing ever happens" will apply, and he'll just be replaced by another dictator, because Trump is such a shady shithead... Please let me be wrong. Please let things actually get better for once. I hate politicians.
Fuck Maduro
Glad Maduro's gone, but I fear that "nothing ever happens" will apply, and he'll just be replaced by another dictator, because Trump is such a shady shithead... Please let me be wrong. Please let things actually get better for once. I hate politicians.
Just wondering. Do I have any mutuals from Venezuela, and what are you thinking of this situation?
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Just wondering. Do I have any mutuals from Venezuela, and what are you thinking of this situation?
It's weird that corn is a fruit, but a strawberry isn't.
In fact, they're opposites. You're essentially eating the "cob" equivelant of a strawberry (they're both receptacles that hold the achene fruits). The strawberry "seeds" are the fruits.
In fact, they're opposites. You're essentially eating the "cob" equivelant of a strawberry (they're both receptacles that hold the achene fruits). The strawberry "seeds" are the fruits.
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It's weird that corn is a fruit, but a strawberry isn't.
In fact, they're opposites. You're essentially eating the "cob" equivelant of a strawberry (they're both receptacles that hold the achene fruits). The strawberry "seeds" are the fruits.
In fact, they're opposites. You're essentially eating the "cob" equivelant of a strawberry (they're both receptacles that hold the achene fruits). The strawberry "seeds" are the fruits.
Am I a radical extremist? Yeah. I'm also a tubular gnarlyist, and a mondo epicist.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Am I a radical extremist? Yeah. I'm also a tubular gnarlyist, and a mondo epicist.
What a nice looking book. Surely the person who was the inspiration for it won't turn out to be batshit insane.
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
What a nice looking book. Surely the person who was the inspiration for it won't turn out to be batshit insane.
The number 1 spot vs the number 2 spot for furry music is a major difference...
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The number 1 spot vs the number 2 spot for furry music is a major difference...
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patriotism is dumb.
imagine devoting your loyalty to a piece of unthinking, unfeeling land, instead of to the people around you in need.
imagine devoting your loyalty to a piece of unthinking, unfeeling land, instead of to the people around you in need.
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
patriotism is dumb.
imagine devoting your loyalty to a piece of unthinking, unfeeling land, instead of to the people around you in need.
imagine devoting your loyalty to a piece of unthinking, unfeeling land, instead of to the people around you in need.