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Eamonn Kelly
@eamonnk22.bsky.social
Known bad opinion haver
Known Hegel reader
Pepetual student (arts major)
Connoisseur of trash

He/him, asexual, 27, writer, ttrpg dm/player

links to said bad opinions:
https://rateyourmusic.com/~eamonntheblade
https://www.goodreads.com/?ref=nav_home
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Going into V.A.T.S. To open a soda
April 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM
April 7, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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congratulations!
March 31, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Noooo not my proteins!
bro the prions are gonna get u
March 17, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I was in a pond earlier
March 17, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Golden Path? get ready for this golden cawk dawg, I been up on this shit, been waitin for the chance, my opps be making plans within plans, they still aint caught me lackin, diamond test for my crysknife so you know it for real. We smokin that early Grimes, we smokin that Feyd and Rabban bring em in
my brews are REAL. my flow HEAVY. babes seeking out my e bricks like shai-halud surfing the dunes for a meal
my home brews are the spice of these suburbs man, this shit nothing to me. i’m out here dropping genetically modified hairs into vials that’ll make you into sailor fucking moon dawg
Bitches on this worm like Muad'dib, I love me some sandy cooch, I love me some adult beefswelling, high on that spice like Charlie Sheen, straight liger blood dawg
March 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Muuaaaah the French
March 10, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Bitches on this worm like Muad'dib, I love me some sandy cooch, I love me some adult beefswelling, high on that spice like Charlie Sheen, straight liger blood dawg
my opps fall at my feet beneath the raw power of my homebrew estrogen. wage a fuckin jihad on a tgirls e levels. talk about waging a holy war on y’all endocrine system
My opps don't know who they fuckin with, I get my T from unknown sources, this shit more mysterious than the location of the clitoris, only the pure of heart know that shit man, Galahad up in this bitch
March 10, 2024 at 10:08 AM
My opps don't know who they fuckin with, I get my T from unknown sources, this shit more mysterious than the location of the clitoris, only the pure of heart know that shit man, Galahad up in this bitch
bitches out here begging for pity likes, i was out here flipping diy hrt bricks before you were even a type 1 civilisation. dropping bars and rizzing recovering 4tran twinkhons before you were even considering aGRICULTURAL PRACTICES! this shit ain’t nothin to me man i’ll fucking kill you
My grand aunt has started to repeat herself dawg, she the last of her generation, I choose to look on the bright side man, she the last of her generation.
March 10, 2024 at 9:46 AM
My grand aunt has started to repeat herself dawg, she the last of her generation, I choose to look on the bright side man, she the last of her generation.
my opps tremble at my mastery of the endocrine system. motherfuckers asking me for permission to watch mrs doubtfire i don’t give a fuck
Motherfuckers up here sippin on that E, I been gettin both sides, T AND E. Make the Devil and God fight for my soul. Piss burn a hole in solid steel
March 10, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Motherfuckers up here sippin on that E, I been gettin both sides, T AND E. Make the Devil and God fight for my soul. Piss burn a hole in solid steel
this shit ain’t nothing to me man, i’m up in here boofing compounded prog pills with a tenacity that has felled entire nations. snorting dried up estradiol valerate that would that would feminize a mother fucking bull shark, i’ll fucking kill you
This shit aint nothin to me man, crabs as big as mosqueetoes up on my dick, everybody gangsta until the crabs start flying jit
March 10, 2024 at 9:18 AM
This shit aint nothin to me man, crabs as big as mosqueetoes up on my dick, everybody gangsta until the crabs start flying jit
March 10, 2024 at 9:07 AM
DID YOU ENJOY THE MOUTHFEEL HE-MAN!?
(in the voice of skeletor) “AHA THAT WAS A FEMININE PENIS!!! YOURE STRAIGHT NOW!!!!!!”
February 4, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Got super fucked up one night and sent Hank Green a tiktok clip of Michael Parenti talking about American imperialism or something like that, I think about it at least once a day.
February 4, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I stopped talking to ChatGPT when it wouldn't be my boyfriend
February 4, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Hell is waiting for your fuckin lifelover family members to wake up after sleeping off a night shift so you can go make lawnmower sounds with a guitar in your shed in 30 degree heat.
January 18, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Walter White Werewolf
November 5, 2023 at 12:17 PM
October 8, 2023 at 10:56 AM
New Playlist, this one is ya'llcore
Y’all core
Y’all core · Playlist · 85 songs
open.spotify.com
September 25, 2023 at 3:43 PM
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AI proponents: AI will eliminate the need for human translators

AI translating:
September 24, 2023 at 10:50 AM
The word gherkin, sounds the way that Yoda looks
September 24, 2023 at 9:22 AM
I think the Spotify DJ wishes me harm, it started off today with Have a Nice Life "and artists in that vibe", straight for the juggler vein
September 21, 2023 at 9:30 AM
Finished Baldurs Gate 3, time to start Baldurs Gate 3
September 21, 2023 at 9:23 AM
I thought I would hate Astarion in Baldurs Gate 3 but turns out I stan Queen Bitch I guess
September 5, 2023 at 7:03 PM