According to Elle
@eamcatmom.bsky.social
Devout Catholic⛪Cat mom of 1🐈Football fan (diehard Buckeye)🏈Aquarius♒ Avid reader 📚 Crocheter🧶 Candle fanatic🕯️ Hablo poquito español🗣️ 420 girl 💨
At noon we siesta.
At noon we siesta.
The last few days I've been super busy. I'm exhausted. But it's a good-exhausted. I love Christmastime and all the activities it entails. 🎄
Before I turn in for the night I'm going to eat some brownies. Tis the season 😁
Before I turn in for the night I'm going to eat some brownies. Tis the season 😁
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The last few days I've been super busy. I'm exhausted. But it's a good-exhausted. I love Christmastime and all the activities it entails. 🎄
Before I turn in for the night I'm going to eat some brownies. Tis the season 😁
Before I turn in for the night I'm going to eat some brownies. Tis the season 😁
Right now, my dining room looks like a wrapping paper factory blew up. However, my cat is helping me wrap and I'm listening to football so life is good. #midwestgirl #chrustmascrazy
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Right now, my dining room looks like a wrapping paper factory blew up. However, my cat is helping me wrap and I'm listening to football so life is good. #midwestgirl #chrustmascrazy
I'm on some kind of spiritual journey where I feel conflicted in my soul. The old me would be depressed by the tumult, but current me is sort of energized by the prospect of major change.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm on some kind of spiritual journey where I feel conflicted in my soul. The old me would be depressed by the tumult, but current me is sort of energized by the prospect of major change.
Currently fasting for routine blood work tomorrow, forgoing my nightly popsicle. 🙄 #fortiesfun
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Currently fasting for routine blood work tomorrow, forgoing my nightly popsicle. 🙄 #fortiesfun
I feel guilty eating so many almonds in one sitting...but in my defense, they're blueberry flavored and delicious 😋
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I feel guilty eating so many almonds in one sitting...but in my defense, they're blueberry flavored and delicious 😋
A hump day haiku:
A jellyfish swims
Nay, flirts - in the saltiness
As smooth as a bird
A jellyfish swims
Nay, flirts - in the saltiness
As smooth as a bird
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A hump day haiku:
A jellyfish swims
Nay, flirts - in the saltiness
As smooth as a bird
A jellyfish swims
Nay, flirts - in the saltiness
As smooth as a bird
Winding down with a strawberry popsicle this evening. My sister took me to the play "& Juliet". We enjoyed the production. 🎭
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Winding down with a strawberry popsicle this evening. My sister took me to the play "& Juliet". We enjoyed the production. 🎭
The other day I purposely made a jelly-forward PBJ that I couldn't wait to tuck in to. Describing a pedestrian sandwich as such means I watch too many cooking shows. 🔪
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The other day I purposely made a jelly-forward PBJ that I couldn't wait to tuck in to. Describing a pedestrian sandwich as such means I watch too many cooking shows. 🔪
Take me to the bookstore...buy me books...tell me I'm semi-cute...and talk nerdy to me.
#perfectdate
#perfectdate
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Take me to the bookstore...buy me books...tell me I'm semi-cute...and talk nerdy to me.
#perfectdate
#perfectdate
... seductively cleaning my cell phone screen by rubbing it on my boob...
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
... seductively cleaning my cell phone screen by rubbing it on my boob...
So, my coworker and I are *totally* feeling the good will to men crap b/c we won the decorating contest 🎄🎀😁
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So, my coworker and I are *totally* feeling the good will to men crap b/c we won the decorating contest 🎄🎀😁
For some reason on fb, the 'for you' content that appears on my feed features lesbian couples. Wonder if the universe is trying to tell me something 🤷🏾♀️
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
For some reason on fb, the 'for you' content that appears on my feed features lesbian couples. Wonder if the universe is trying to tell me something 🤷🏾♀️
Eating my nightly popsicle and watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Flavor: 🍍
Flavor: 🍍
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Eating my nightly popsicle and watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Flavor: 🍍
Flavor: 🍍
A quick haiku just for you:
Listless lily pads
Drift beneath a silver moon
Float with the ebb tide
Listless lily pads
Drift beneath a silver moon
Float with the ebb tide
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A quick haiku just for you:
Listless lily pads
Drift beneath a silver moon
Float with the ebb tide
Listless lily pads
Drift beneath a silver moon
Float with the ebb tide
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Awesome #photography of diver befriending a whale.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Awesome #photography of diver befriending a whale.
He would be a ten but he knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them, but doesn't know when to walk away.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He would be a ten but he knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them, but doesn't know when to walk away.
Making fake peppermints today for the office decorating contest...trying not to wax poetic about fun Sunday crafternoons of the past. 🍭
Oh - and it's snowing 😉
Oh - and it's snowing 😉
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Making fake peppermints today for the office decorating contest...trying not to wax poetic about fun Sunday crafternoons of the past. 🍭
Oh - and it's snowing 😉
Oh - and it's snowing 😉
When I was little, I was hoping that I would have more "I am a woman hear me roar" moments. However, growing up, I've learned that they are few and far between. When they do occur their presence is ephemeral at best.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When I was little, I was hoping that I would have more "I am a woman hear me roar" moments. However, growing up, I've learned that they are few and far between. When they do occur their presence is ephemeral at best.
Learned today that my local public school system is preparing to eliminate 100 positions - teachers included - in 2026. I am disheartened. I am not a teacher nor do I have children, but my heart goes out to everyone who will be impacted negatively because of this. What happened to my country?
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Learned today that my local public school system is preparing to eliminate 100 positions - teachers included - in 2026. I am disheartened. I am not a teacher nor do I have children, but my heart goes out to everyone who will be impacted negatively because of this. What happened to my country?
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Cry
Cry cry cry
96 tears
Cry cry cry
96 tears
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cry
Cry cry cry
96 tears
Cry cry cry
96 tears
The middle - aged urge to give myself a breast exam during sex.
... because why not?
... because why not?
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The middle - aged urge to give myself a breast exam during sex.
... because why not?
... because why not?
I hate the word irreverent.
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I hate the word irreverent.
I wanna know what love is. I know you can show me.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I wanna know what love is. I know you can show me.
I'm jelly of anyone who has warm weather today. I look out of my window and see snow. It's frigid here. There is a long winter to come.
Time to start baking!
Time to start baking!
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm jelly of anyone who has warm weather today. I look out of my window and see snow. It's frigid here. There is a long winter to come.
Time to start baking!
Time to start baking!