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Emily
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Why can't I lock this? | Interests include narratology, speech representation in Latin literature, Berkeley lore, and the Philadelphia Eagles. | W '16, UCB deo volente
The great encoughening has descended upon my class.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I saw Deliver Me From Nowhere today at the Elmwood. One (1) other person in the theater audibly laughed at the Action Park radio ad. I love being from New Jersey.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Well, I hope we all learned something tonight. And by "we all" I mean the HC and OC of the Philadelphia Eagles.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Another year of more parents vocally recognizing my Ash Ketchum costume than children.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
At the very last second, I swapped out Richie Havens' "Here Comes the Sun" for Fairport Convention's "Percy's Song" on my top 10 cover songs list, mainly because I thought it would have plenty of votes besides mine. But I still feel a little guilty. It's a great song. #WXPN
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A peril of being a California-based #WXPN listener: I slept through my request ("Mexican Radio," Wall of Voodoo). Enjoying all the other requested songs in the meantime!
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me: I think I'll go to the grocery store at 7:30pm

Me: watches a bicyclist almost get hit when a car runs the red light at Hillegass and Ashby

Me: almost gets hit by a restaurant delivery truck running a red light at College and Ashby

@markhumbert.bsky.social please help, I just wanted yogurt 🙏
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Jalyx Hunt pick 6 off of Carson Wentz as he get absolutely steamrolled. It's a beautiful day.
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Congratulations to me for being promoted 18 levels in Pokémon GO today.
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
bCourses going down for four minutes on a Tuesday evening really will send you into an existential crisis if you aren't careful.
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I love narratology
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The raspberry yogurt pretzels from Berkeley Bowl absolutely rule.
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by Emily
This is simultaneously not an especially radical theological belief and, politically speaking (especially in the U.S. context), quite a thing for Pope Leo to say. www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266859/...
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Iron Hill Brewery is closing all its locations and filing for bankruptcy. Check on your friends who grew up in an East Coast suburb in the mid-2000s.
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nothing could've prepared me for just how mean some Indigo Girls fans can be on the internet. Towards the actual Indigo Girls!
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@ tectonic plates, can you not right now, I'm grading in my second-story office that was clearly an addition put onto the house in like 1921
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
UC Berkeley tried to call me to tell me there was an earthquake. Thanks, I guess.
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
E-L-G-S-E-S Eagles!
September 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I always believed in Jordan Davis
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Cal. What are we doing. 3rd and 19.
September 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Where is Golden Bear football Bluesky? I'm suffering rn.
September 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
They need to invent a Walktober but for writing your dissertation
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Today I was showing a YouTube video to my students about the Herculaneum papyri. With about a minute left in the video, my website blocker extension kicked in and broadcasted my personalized demotivating message ("Do you want to graduate or not, genius?") to my class of freshmen.
September 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
News helicopters are so rude. Get out of my sky, I'm trying to write,
September 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I know there is a lot happening, but I have to put this somewhere. I stuck to a deadline & sent my advisor a draft of my final chapter on Monday. Was it as polished as I wanted it to be? No. But I still did it. That means all of my body chapters are drafted, and I just need to draft an intro & conc.
September 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM