Dylan くコ:彡
@dylanrah.bsky.social
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S1: S+99
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S1: S+99
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My stupid fucking computer decided that I'm not allowed to open any browser other than edge anymore. I hate windows so god damn much fuck off microsoft you slimy monopolising bastards
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
My stupid fucking computer decided that I'm not allowed to open any browser other than edge anymore. I hate windows so god damn much fuck off microsoft you slimy monopolising bastards
"Ryuze whats your favourite english word?"
"Aa... eto... BURGER KING!!!!"
"Aa... eto... BURGER KING!!!!"
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
"Ryuze whats your favourite english word?"
"Aa... eto... BURGER KING!!!!"
"Aa... eto... BURGER KING!!!!"
Why are you playing ads during the opening ceremony you stupid fucks
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Why are you playing ads during the opening ceremony you stupid fucks
All I remember from the last set is nigel yelling "WHY IS THIS GUY ON HIS PHONE IN GRANDS"
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
All I remember from the last set is nigel yelling "WHY IS THIS GUY ON HIS PHONE IN GRANDS"
Health bars are kinda weird but they dont take up too much space so I'm sure it will be easy to get used to. Definitely will become one of those things that when you go back to older games will feel weird not to have
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Health bars are kinda weird but they dont take up too much space so I'm sure it will be easy to get used to. Definitely will become one of those things that when you go back to older games will feel weird not to have
Not the biggest fan of the changes in the update but I also hated the idea of squid surging and rolling when it was first revealed so I'll prob be fine.
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Not the biggest fan of the changes in the update but I also hated the idea of squid surging and rolling when it was first revealed so I'll prob be fine.
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Fuck the Aura Flow State or whatever.
This kind of person ruins the game. I want just to be matched with people of my same level and I get pointed and laughed at because "CoMpEtITivE LoL LeMaO"
Found the bitchless players. These people ruin Splatoon.
This kind of person ruins the game. I want just to be matched with people of my same level and I get pointed and laughed at because "CoMpEtITivE LoL LeMaO"
Found the bitchless players. These people ruin Splatoon.
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Fuck the Aura Flow State or whatever.
This kind of person ruins the game. I want just to be matched with people of my same level and I get pointed and laughed at because "CoMpEtITivE LoL LeMaO"
Found the bitchless players. These people ruin Splatoon.
This kind of person ruins the game. I want just to be matched with people of my same level and I get pointed and laughed at because "CoMpEtITivE LoL LeMaO"
Found the bitchless players. These people ruin Splatoon.
Stun locked seeing miku in the wild
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Stun locked seeing miku in the wild
You will stay locked out and you will like it
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 PM
You will stay locked out and you will like it
Is the challenge called Brella Good because its a a pun on hella good?? Am I just stupid?
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Is the challenge called Brella Good because its a a pun on hella good?? Am I just stupid?
"China is going to eat you!!" -The guy who threatened to eat us 4 days ago
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"China is going to eat you!!" -The guy who threatened to eat us 4 days ago
I did a few of those takomon things but it made me realise I dont know my friends very well and I got sad
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I did a few of those takomon things but it made me realise I dont know my friends very well and I got sad
He looks cold do I let him in
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
He looks cold do I let him in
Reposted by Dylan くコ:彡
January 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Splatoon 3 is on pace to defeat the great evil splatoon 2 in about 2 years
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Splatoon 3 is on pace to defeat the great evil splatoon 2 in about 2 years
Reposted by Dylan くコ:彡
real ones know: this update they are adding Rocket
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
real ones know: this update they are adding Rocket
MY THIRD TIME SECOND PLACE LMFAOOO
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
MY THIRD TIME SECOND PLACE LMFAOOO
If you pick reeflux in turf and dont paint base I'm sorry to hear there were complications with your lobotomy
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
If you pick reeflux in turf and dont paint base I'm sorry to hear there were complications with your lobotomy
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January 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I have obtained Splatoon 4
January 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I have obtained Splatoon 4
Sometimes when I'm not even on splatoon I can hear the lobby music faintly in the background
My brain is fried
My brain is fried
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Sometimes when I'm not even on splatoon I can hear the lobby music faintly in the background
My brain is fried
My brain is fried
Do you think they'll notice
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Do you think they'll notice