Dalek Earnhardt Jr
@dylanpayneplus.bsky.social
Someone you may know and like. Probably not though.
*yelling into a phone*
Hey, it's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Tune-Yards. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, you've got to hear this!
Hey, it's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Tune-Yards. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, you've got to hear this!
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
*yelling into a phone*
Hey, it's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Tune-Yards. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, you've got to hear this!
Hey, it's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Tune-Yards. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, you've got to hear this!
One thing missing from the Epstein files we all thought would be there is the blackmail. The emails all seem to be
jeepstein@gmaildotcom
he y cn u do soem evil 4 me
larrysummer@harvard
Hell ya broski what's good?
jeepstein@gmaildotcom
he y cn u do soem evil 4 me
larrysummer@harvard
Hell ya broski what's good?
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
One thing missing from the Epstein files we all thought would be there is the blackmail. The emails all seem to be
jeepstein@gmaildotcom
he y cn u do soem evil 4 me
larrysummer@harvard
Hell ya broski what's good?
jeepstein@gmaildotcom
he y cn u do soem evil 4 me
larrysummer@harvard
Hell ya broski what's good?
The Wisconsin Fish Boil, the evil Bizarro cousin of the Louisiana fish boil (I hate this country/world).
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The Wisconsin Fish Boil, the evil Bizarro cousin of the Louisiana fish boil (I hate this country/world).
Colin Meloy took The Substance
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Colin Meloy took The Substance
If this is what needs to happen for a hometown discount on the next extension then so be it.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
February 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If this is what needs to happen for a hometown discount on the next extension then so be it.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
Preparing Asian food can be tricky. I've been trying to cook this Vietnamese dish that's just a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice but I just can't get the spices right!
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Preparing Asian food can be tricky. I've been trying to cook this Vietnamese dish that's just a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice but I just can't get the spices right!
Don Lemon is the funniest right-wing obsession. They really think he's a hero to half the country because he was on the TV at the airport a lot.
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Don Lemon is the funniest right-wing obsession. They really think he's a hero to half the country because he was on the TV at the airport a lot.
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
RIP Greg Bovino
Someone needs to tell Kanye if he wants people to forget the Nazi stuff he needs to have a Station To Station/Low/Heroes/Lodger run when all he's been putting out for years is Earthling
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Someone needs to tell Kanye if he wants people to forget the Nazi stuff he needs to have a Station To Station/Low/Heroes/Lodger run when all he's been putting out for years is Earthling
Nice movie you got there, would be a real shame if someone treated its themes and subtext as unintentional Freudian slips that I divined through the study of old, half-remembered, Buzzfeed articles
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Nice movie you got there, would be a real shame if someone treated its themes and subtext as unintentional Freudian slips that I divined through the study of old, half-remembered, Buzzfeed articles
"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws on the floor
Like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door"
- Me, winning over the tribesmen of North Sentinel Island
Jaws on the floor
Like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door"
- Me, winning over the tribesmen of North Sentinel Island
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws on the floor
Like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door"
- Me, winning over the tribesmen of North Sentinel Island
Jaws on the floor
Like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door"
- Me, winning over the tribesmen of North Sentinel Island
Sources say turning the other way up could be about to happen for Netflix videos
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Sources say turning the other way up could be about to happen for Netflix videos
They turned the plane around because he had a type of bowel movement commonly known as "a real home game situation"
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
They turned the plane around because he had a type of bowel movement commonly known as "a real home game situation"
Homan owes Pete Hegseth a drink as a thank you to the guy who took all of the heat for being a blatant alcoholic.
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Homan owes Pete Hegseth a drink as a thank you to the guy who took all of the heat for being a blatant alcoholic.
Take the grip pads out of this man's shower.
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Take the grip pads out of this man's shower.
Aside from Scott Adams, did anyone go insane because of UPN?
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Aside from Scott Adams, did anyone go insane because of UPN?
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adult size crown royal bag you could crawl into and pull the drawstring closed
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
adult size crown royal bag you could crawl into and pull the drawstring closed
Any reporter who doesn't ask this man how much he's had to drink today should be pelted with bricks
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Any reporter who doesn't ask this man how much he's had to drink today should be pelted with bricks
Once some customers who were milling about in a parking lot where I worked complained to the manager that I would've hit them with my car had they been standing where I was driving.
I can only assume their kids are ICE agents.
I can only assume their kids are ICE agents.
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Once some customers who were milling about in a parking lot where I worked complained to the manager that I would've hit them with my car had they been standing where I was driving.
I can only assume their kids are ICE agents.
I can only assume their kids are ICE agents.
Prometheus and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Prometheus and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
This guy's entire bit is just one of the personality disorders where someone gets off on being annoying.
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This guy's entire bit is just one of the personality disorders where someone gets off on being annoying.
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w-wow, your a scene girl??? and an alcoholic???? and u look like my daughter????? humina humina!!!!!! please don't tell anyone i write for the atlantic
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
w-wow, your a scene girl??? and an alcoholic???? and u look like my daughter????? humina humina!!!!!! please don't tell anyone i write for the atlantic
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He's trying to use what little time he has left to bring back the Dilberitto, like an American version of Ikiru.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
He's trying to use what little time he has left to bring back the Dilberitto, like an American version of Ikiru.