Dalek Earnhardt Jr
@dylanpayneplus.bsky.social
Someone you may know and like. Probably not though.
OBAA is better but this one is still one of the decade's best and will be more popular who want to hear what's right with their politics rather than an assessment of what's gone wrong.
If you really dug ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, I urge you to check out HOW TO BLOW UP A PIPELINE.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
OBAA is better but this one is still one of the decade's best and will be more popular who want to hear what's right with their politics rather than an assessment of what's gone wrong.
Zelda Goatse Gate or the Metriod Pussy Puerta
Which way western man?
Which way western man?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Zelda Goatse Gate or the Metriod Pussy Puerta
Which way western man?
Which way western man?
Starting to see AI photos while apartment hunting and I think it's amazing that landlords are letting people know up front they are cheap bastards who will cut every corner they can.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Starting to see AI photos while apartment hunting and I think it's amazing that landlords are letting people know up front they are cheap bastards who will cut every corner they can.
Dude ur getting a Dell
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dude ur getting a Dell
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
I suppose all games are ultimately played against our own limitations
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I suppose all games are ultimately played against our own limitations
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RFK reading sex poetry to Olivia Nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
RFK reading sex poetry to Olivia Nuzzi
Deliriously wealthy scavenger hunters when they see a downtrodden and forgotten Godfrey
a man with a beard is smiling and says my man
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and says my man
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Deliriously wealthy scavenger hunters when they see a downtrodden and forgotten Godfrey
Pub is out of French onion soup so I am eating a big bowl o' salt.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pub is out of French onion soup so I am eating a big bowl o' salt.
Dart finds himself hopelessly entrapped in a concussion protocol with arbitrary and capricious rules, not knowing how he got there or how to escape.
Giants interim coach Mike Kafka has ruled out QB Jaxson Dart, who is still in the concussion protocol.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dart finds himself hopelessly entrapped in a concussion protocol with arbitrary and capricious rules, not knowing how he got there or how to escape.
Now what are people going to drive in bike lanes with?
omggg the altima got discontinued this year?!
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Now what are people going to drive in bike lanes with?
Sickos
Ha! Yes.
Trump's Brain: MW: "writers don't run for office." Lots have run, from Sinclair Lewis to Norman Mailer to Bill Buckley. Not very successfully...
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sickos
This movie demands you stop what you're doing because it's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This movie demands you stop what you're doing because it's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
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anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.
Whoever wrote this should have to send their kids to sleep on a bed of depleted uranium rounds.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Whoever wrote this should have to send their kids to sleep on a bed of depleted uranium rounds.
Dick Cheney died as he lived; so unpopular even the most contrarian engagement farmers don't want to eat the ratio that would come with praising him.
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dick Cheney died as he lived; so unpopular even the most contrarian engagement farmers don't want to eat the ratio that would come with praising him.
I just saw a beige Pontiac Aztec that was NOT part of a Breaking Bad costume, just someone's everyday car, and I feel like I should be allowed to go home to think about that.
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I just saw a beige Pontiac Aztec that was NOT part of a Breaking Bad costume, just someone's everyday car, and I feel like I should be allowed to go home to think about that.
Even fewer with a perfect single cover
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Even fewer with a perfect single cover
Sorry I haven't been posting lately, been very busy working on a woke Randy Newman impersonation that's been taking up all my time
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sorry I haven't been posting lately, been very busy working on a woke Randy Newman impersonation that's been taking up all my time
I'm increasingly convinced sports leagues won't divest from gambling until an athlete gets killed and even then it's going to have to be a photogenic one.
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm increasingly convinced sports leagues won't divest from gambling until an athlete gets killed and even then it's going to have to be a photogenic one.