I woke up feeling nauseated so I stayed home. Fell back asleep after eating chicken soup.

Inception level detailed and nested dreams. I finally opened my eyes thinking I slept for another 7 hours but no- just 2. The trippiest dream sequence I’ve ever had in my life. Extremely stressful. Gross.

GSU season opens with an absolute DIME from Grainger.

GSU football is great because if we fuck it up I have 2 great fallbacks: we are a new program/we are a basketball school. If those don’t work, we’re a beach volleyball school.

Not sure if that 10 micron email is real but it’s rich coming from a man who makes every car with a panel gap. Seriously, look at any Tesla on the road and tell me this part looks correct:

Roombas are great bc I don’t have to do the least time consuming chore AND it gets done very poorly. Living large

Bo Nix has entered Portal 2.

Seeing the Giants’ jersey sponsor (notably dangerous driverless taxis) makes me realize just how ethically neutral the Braves sponsor is. Concrete 🤓☝️

If you like bean burritos surely you’d also like this

Pulling up with the Ronald Mille

The childlike wonderment of buying 18 full sized candy bars in bulk off Amazon. When I open the box a tremendous wave of calm washes over me. This is living.

Just had banana pudding with a moon pie crumbled on top. I didn’t know you were allowed to do that.