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Big Mac, fries, strawberry shake. Thanks.

Atlanta
I woke up feeling nauseated so I stayed home. Fell back asleep after eating chicken soup.

Inception level detailed and nested dreams. I finally opened my eyes thinking I slept for another 7 hours but no- just 2. The trippiest dream sequence I’ve ever had in my life. Extremely stressful. Gross.
September 6, 2023 at 5:05 PM
GSU season opens with an absolute DIME from Grainger.
August 31, 2023 at 11:07 PM
GSU football is great because if we fuck it up I have 2 great fallbacks: we are a new program/we are a basketball school. If those don’t work, we’re a beach volleyball school.
August 31, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Not sure if that 10 micron email is real but it’s rich coming from a man who makes every car with a panel gap. Seriously, look at any Tesla on the road and tell me this part looks correct:
August 25, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Roombas are great bc I don’t have to do the least time consuming chore AND it gets done very poorly. Living large
August 22, 2023 at 8:56 PM
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Bo Nix has entered Portal 2.
August 22, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Seeing the Giants’ jersey sponsor (notably dangerous driverless taxis) makes me realize just how ethically neutral the Braves sponsor is. Concrete 🤓☝️
August 20, 2023 at 5:58 PM
If you like bean burritos surely you’d also like this
August 20, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Pulling up with the Ronald Mille
August 18, 2023 at 10:31 PM
The childlike wonderment of buying 18 full sized candy bars in bulk off Amazon. When I open the box a tremendous wave of calm washes over me. This is living.
August 12, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Just had banana pudding with a moon pie crumbled on top. I didn’t know you were allowed to do that.
August 6, 2023 at 7:35 PM