Dan the Dancer ✨
@dvruno.bsky.social
An okay human being. gay. My aspiration in life is to be aesthetically pleasing while being sad. Work in Video Games. Content and Zine Creator. he/they.
January in Film
2023: something is wrong with the doll
2024: something is wrong with the pool
2025: something is wrong with Charlie from Girls
2026: something is wrong with Ben, the chimpanzee
2023: something is wrong with the doll
2024: something is wrong with the pool
2025: something is wrong with Charlie from Girls
2026: something is wrong with Ben, the chimpanzee
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
January in Film
2023: something is wrong with the doll
2024: something is wrong with the pool
2025: something is wrong with Charlie from Girls
2026: something is wrong with Ben, the chimpanzee
2023: something is wrong with the doll
2024: something is wrong with the pool
2025: something is wrong with Charlie from Girls
2026: something is wrong with Ben, the chimpanzee
if I match with one more millennial gay on Hinge who mentions H***y P****r earnestly
December 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
if I match with one more millennial gay on Hinge who mentions H***y P****r earnestly
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
every gay posting "I'm not a Bowen hater but...." and then goes on to write a paragraph about how he is not funny and don't understand how they're so big, looks like this
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
every gay posting "I'm not a Bowen hater but...." and then goes on to write a paragraph about how he is not funny and don't understand how they're so big, looks like this
Nostalgia is not real
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nostalgia is not real
Ella McCay promo cycle is so funny:
- let's use The Simpsons to advertise it! Multiple times!
- we'll bury the lead that she's becoming a governor in 2008 and is already married here
- Let's do a vid where the first 90 seconds is footage of Brook's previous work and not show "Broadcast News"
- let's use The Simpsons to advertise it! Multiple times!
- we'll bury the lead that she's becoming a governor in 2008 and is already married here
- Let's do a vid where the first 90 seconds is footage of Brook's previous work and not show "Broadcast News"
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ella McCay promo cycle is so funny:
- let's use The Simpsons to advertise it! Multiple times!
- we'll bury the lead that she's becoming a governor in 2008 and is already married here
- Let's do a vid where the first 90 seconds is footage of Brook's previous work and not show "Broadcast News"
- let's use The Simpsons to advertise it! Multiple times!
- we'll bury the lead that she's becoming a governor in 2008 and is already married here
- Let's do a vid where the first 90 seconds is footage of Brook's previous work and not show "Broadcast News"
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don't claim it.
doesn't matter that it's free.
Don't.
doesn't matter that it's free.
Don't.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
don't claim it.
doesn't matter that it's free.
Don't.
doesn't matter that it's free.
Don't.
Kerry from Succession stealing Zendaya and Robert Pattinson's thunder in that trailer
like she feels like the main character despite knowing she will have like five minutes of actual screen time
like she feels like the main character despite knowing she will have like five minutes of actual screen time
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Kerry from Succession stealing Zendaya and Robert Pattinson's thunder in that trailer
like she feels like the main character despite knowing she will have like five minutes of actual screen time
like she feels like the main character despite knowing she will have like five minutes of actual screen time
Billy Bob Thornton is the celebrity I would trust the least when it comes to Ads about cellphone coverage
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Billy Bob Thornton is the celebrity I would trust the least when it comes to Ads about cellphone coverage
Every year I extensively put time into making a Top 100 Songs of the year list and dropped the first twenty today (#100 - 81).
Dropping the next sets every few days.
open.spotify.com/playlist/50d...
Dropping the next sets every few days.
open.spotify.com/playlist/50d...
My Top 100 Songs of 2025 (#100-81)
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every year I extensively put time into making a Top 100 Songs of the year list and dropped the first twenty today (#100 - 81).
Dropping the next sets every few days.
open.spotify.com/playlist/50d...
Dropping the next sets every few days.
open.spotify.com/playlist/50d...
We've reached a point where every gaming YouTuber that has been around for 10+ years is having a midlife crisis in their latest vids
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We've reached a point where every gaming YouTuber that has been around for 10+ years is having a midlife crisis in their latest vids
why does everything about this feel like a threat
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
why does everything about this feel like a threat
The music they pick for certain floats during the parade is so random, Geese and PinkPantheress - sure!
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The music they pick for certain floats during the parade is so random, Geese and PinkPantheress - sure!
So this app is going to bring me to Silent Hill?
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So this app is going to bring me to Silent Hill?
why does this poster feel like a film something Netflix would recommend to you right after watching Devil Wears Prada
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
why does this poster feel like a film something Netflix would recommend to you right after watching Devil Wears Prada
Metacritic scores are subjective for sure but does feel crazy to see the same score here
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Metacritic scores are subjective for sure but does feel crazy to see the same score here
Palm Royale really takes the case for most "This is fine!" TV Show out there
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Palm Royale really takes the case for most "This is fine!" TV Show out there
Materialists featuring Cat Power's Manhattan during the opening credits - we love 2011 core cinema
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Materialists featuring Cat Power's Manhattan during the opening credits - we love 2011 core cinema
Never needed Quibi more today
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Never needed Quibi more today
*literally screaming*
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*literally screaming*
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
That one time Mariah visited Springfield
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That one time Mariah visited Springfield
Genuinely find it hilarious they squeezed out 46 seasons in 14 years, like what?
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Genuinely find it hilarious they squeezed out 46 seasons in 14 years, like what?
when you get a cool full art trainer card (you'll never use)
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
when you get a cool full art trainer card (you'll never use)