Dutch Barracuda🏳️🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
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I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up
I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up
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1/ #Introduction
Hi, you can call me Dutch. Jack of all Trades recovering from burnout, and an unsocial hermit, bound to a lovely seaside town with dubious local characters.
Hi, you can call me Dutch. Jack of all Trades recovering from burnout, and an unsocial hermit, bound to a lovely seaside town with dubious local characters.
My widow's peak has suffered coastal erosion to become a widow's bluff.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My widow's peak has suffered coastal erosion to become a widow's bluff.
Something something DECENTRALISED INTERNET something something SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE something something OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Something something DECENTRALISED INTERNET something something SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE something something OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
At the gym: "Why the hell do these 10kg dumbbells feel so heavy? I do 10kg at home usually."
Gets home. "Oooh that's 7.5kg. I can maths."
At least I'm pretty.
Gets home. "Oooh that's 7.5kg. I can maths."
At least I'm pretty.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
At the gym: "Why the hell do these 10kg dumbbells feel so heavy? I do 10kg at home usually."
Gets home. "Oooh that's 7.5kg. I can maths."
At least I'm pretty.
Gets home. "Oooh that's 7.5kg. I can maths."
At least I'm pretty.
The seller I was going to buy a suzuki marauder from was given me vibes, so I found a newer model nearer.
New seller is taking it to the mechanics tomorrow to sort out 'a rattle', and after that we'll see. Might work out cheaper as well!
New seller is taking it to the mechanics tomorrow to sort out 'a rattle', and after that we'll see. Might work out cheaper as well!
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The seller I was going to buy a suzuki marauder from was given me vibes, so I found a newer model nearer.
New seller is taking it to the mechanics tomorrow to sort out 'a rattle', and after that we'll see. Might work out cheaper as well!
New seller is taking it to the mechanics tomorrow to sort out 'a rattle', and after that we'll see. Might work out cheaper as well!
I had a terrible night's sleep. My AuDHD kicked in with looping thought patterns.
So today's D&D session is going to be interesting, and so help me if they change their mind to go the wave echo caves before Thundertree, I'm throwing D4s at them.
So today's D&D session is going to be interesting, and so help me if they change their mind to go the wave echo caves before Thundertree, I'm throwing D4s at them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I had a terrible night's sleep. My AuDHD kicked in with looping thought patterns.
So today's D&D session is going to be interesting, and so help me if they change their mind to go the wave echo caves before Thundertree, I'm throwing D4s at them.
So today's D&D session is going to be interesting, and so help me if they change their mind to go the wave echo caves before Thundertree, I'm throwing D4s at them.
I might be buying a 2006 Suzuki Marauder 125 on Tuesday.
Very excite. Little nervous.
Big purchases always make me nervous.
Very excite. Little nervous.
Big purchases always make me nervous.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I might be buying a 2006 Suzuki Marauder 125 on Tuesday.
Very excite. Little nervous.
Big purchases always make me nervous.
Very excite. Little nervous.
Big purchases always make me nervous.
As a treat for my D&D players tomorrow, I'm making them some D20 cookies and one of my favourite winter treats, Kruidnoten.
With any luck, they'll get distracted enough that I'll finally be able to do some serious damage to them :D
With any luck, they'll get distracted enough that I'll finally be able to do some serious damage to them :D
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
As a treat for my D&D players tomorrow, I'm making them some D20 cookies and one of my favourite winter treats, Kruidnoten.
With any luck, they'll get distracted enough that I'll finally be able to do some serious damage to them :D
With any luck, they'll get distracted enough that I'll finally be able to do some serious damage to them :D
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
Starting a fight with Elegoo, as they've decided to fuck over everyone who bought a Centauri Carbon on the proviso there'd be an AMS upgrade available before the end of the year.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Starting a fight with Elegoo, as they've decided to fuck over everyone who bought a Centauri Carbon on the proviso there'd be an AMS upgrade available before the end of the year.
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
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Remember anything can be a mount :D
Here's my Armored Giraffe mini that a patron 3D printed and painted!
Free stls attached on this post: mz4250.com/posts/48958753
I love my work :)
#dnd #3Dprinting #3Dmodeling #3Dart #dndart #dungeonsanddragons
Here's my Armored Giraffe mini that a patron 3D printed and painted!
Free stls attached on this post: mz4250.com/posts/48958753
I love my work :)
#dnd #3Dprinting #3Dmodeling #3Dart #dndart #dungeonsanddragons
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Remember anything can be a mount :D
Here's my Armored Giraffe mini that a patron 3D printed and painted!
Free stls attached on this post: mz4250.com/posts/48958753
I love my work :)
#dnd #3Dprinting #3Dmodeling #3Dart #dndart #dungeonsanddragons
Here's my Armored Giraffe mini that a patron 3D printed and painted!
Free stls attached on this post: mz4250.com/posts/48958753
I love my work :)
#dnd #3Dprinting #3Dmodeling #3Dart #dndart #dungeonsanddragons
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This has been a good year for my self-confidence.
Every time I've been in front of the mirror lately, I've seen the results of sure and steady gym-work, and think to myself "Fuck yeah. This is the body shape I've always wanted to be."
Every time I've been in front of the mirror lately, I've seen the results of sure and steady gym-work, and think to myself "Fuck yeah. This is the body shape I've always wanted to be."
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This has been a good year for my self-confidence.
Every time I've been in front of the mirror lately, I've seen the results of sure and steady gym-work, and think to myself "Fuck yeah. This is the body shape I've always wanted to be."
Every time I've been in front of the mirror lately, I've seen the results of sure and steady gym-work, and think to myself "Fuck yeah. This is the body shape I've always wanted to be."
Motorcycle helmet acquired.
Now I just need a motorcycle.
Now I just need a motorcycle.
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Motorcycle helmet acquired.
Now I just need a motorcycle.
Now I just need a motorcycle.
I really have fallen in love with going to the gym.
Don't socialise, don't talk, nothing.
Headphones in, 90's/00's metal, start with 10 minutes spin and then 4-6 other exercises until I feel like I've factory reset my body.
Love it.
Don't socialise, don't talk, nothing.
Headphones in, 90's/00's metal, start with 10 minutes spin and then 4-6 other exercises until I feel like I've factory reset my body.
Love it.
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I really have fallen in love with going to the gym.
Don't socialise, don't talk, nothing.
Headphones in, 90's/00's metal, start with 10 minutes spin and then 4-6 other exercises until I feel like I've factory reset my body.
Love it.
Don't socialise, don't talk, nothing.
Headphones in, 90's/00's metal, start with 10 minutes spin and then 4-6 other exercises until I feel like I've factory reset my body.
Love it.
So, CBT went well. Just on a wee 125cc scooter, but after initial briefings and car park manuevers, we went bombing along the country lanes, stopped off at a pub for lunch, then headed back.
And my instructor looked the spitting image of Karl Urban.
And my instructor looked the spitting image of Karl Urban.
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So, CBT went well. Just on a wee 125cc scooter, but after initial briefings and car park manuevers, we went bombing along the country lanes, stopped off at a pub for lunch, then headed back.
And my instructor looked the spitting image of Karl Urban.
And my instructor looked the spitting image of Karl Urban.
Good news, everyone!
I've not become a bloody pulpy smear on the road, and have completed my CBT!
Now.... I just need a bike.
I've not become a bloody pulpy smear on the road, and have completed my CBT!
Now.... I just need a bike.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Good news, everyone!
I've not become a bloody pulpy smear on the road, and have completed my CBT!
Now.... I just need a bike.
I've not become a bloody pulpy smear on the road, and have completed my CBT!
Now.... I just need a bike.
Good morning. It's Compulsory Basic Training day, which means legally I'll be allowed to ride up to 125cc motorcycles on just my learners licence.
Not gonna deny, I'm super excited. Or maybe it's nerves disguised as excitement.
Not gonna deny, I'm super excited. Or maybe it's nerves disguised as excitement.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Good morning. It's Compulsory Basic Training day, which means legally I'll be allowed to ride up to 125cc motorcycles on just my learners licence.
Not gonna deny, I'm super excited. Or maybe it's nerves disguised as excitement.
Not gonna deny, I'm super excited. Or maybe it's nerves disguised as excitement.
If I were to open a little shop, it would be akin to museum gift shops, with a Utopian Scholastic vibe.
Science kits, telescopes, some new age stuff, space and nature things, and biology.
Science kits, telescopes, some new age stuff, space and nature things, and biology.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If I were to open a little shop, it would be akin to museum gift shops, with a Utopian Scholastic vibe.
Science kits, telescopes, some new age stuff, space and nature things, and biology.
Science kits, telescopes, some new age stuff, space and nature things, and biology.
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Samhain is near, new prints are up. And I am celebrating the season with a little sale, too.
Follow the link to get a 15% discount on all my items.
ko-fi.com/foxandrabbit...
#art #bsnm #samhain
Follow the link to get a 15% discount on all my items.
ko-fi.com/foxandrabbit...
#art #bsnm #samhain
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Samhain is near, new prints are up. And I am celebrating the season with a little sale, too.
Follow the link to get a 15% discount on all my items.
ko-fi.com/foxandrabbit...
#art #bsnm #samhain
Follow the link to get a 15% discount on all my items.
ko-fi.com/foxandrabbit...
#art #bsnm #samhain
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Weird flex, but I can now knead a ball of dough with one hand, or two balls simultaneously.
Interpret this information however you will.
Interpret this information however you will.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Weird flex, but I can now knead a ball of dough with one hand, or two balls simultaneously.
Interpret this information however you will.
Interpret this information however you will.
Tron: Ares was a let down. Kinda cool, but cheap. Also Leto can go do one. I've seen wooden planks with better acting than him.
But on the plus side, it's prompted many to re-exam and enjoy Tron: Legacy and the original Tron, both highly underrated in their own rights.
But on the plus side, it's prompted many to re-exam and enjoy Tron: Legacy and the original Tron, both highly underrated in their own rights.
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Tron: Ares was a let down. Kinda cool, but cheap. Also Leto can go do one. I've seen wooden planks with better acting than him.
But on the plus side, it's prompted many to re-exam and enjoy Tron: Legacy and the original Tron, both highly underrated in their own rights.
But on the plus side, it's prompted many to re-exam and enjoy Tron: Legacy and the original Tron, both highly underrated in their own rights.
Today I'm teaching my daughter some baking techniques 🍞 . I'm specially glad that I actually got her to DO some mixing and kneading, not just being impressed with me doing it. 🥖
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Today I'm teaching my daughter some baking techniques 🍞 . I'm specially glad that I actually got her to DO some mixing and kneading, not just being impressed with me doing it. 🥖