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CT. Von Dagrate
@duovondagrate.bsky.social
Typewriter repairman, Art handler, Sailor, Private investigator, Writer.
Black by popular demand.
Previous feats: https://migmigmigmigmigmi-46.viracochaco.com/set/3e18bd8a-8290-455f-b31e-df4372d53618
Pinned
In 1986, the day after thanksgiving & on the edge of dawn, millions of moms left their homes to run a fade over one of these dolls.
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Planning a year-long sabbatical to train in another field and being grumpy about it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Getting older means watching the legends die, and it's one of the hardest parts of the passage of time. Rest in peace, and condolences to his family.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Firefighters waking up knowing full and damn well your home & most prized possessions are on fire:
a man is laying in a bed with a lamp on the nightstand next to him
ALT: a man is laying in a bed with a lamp on the nightstand next to him
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Fighting the urge to take 20 grand and move to São Luis for a little while. Get some sailing & fishing in. Cheap rum in the moonlight.
Maybe someone to dance with?
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Okay @ssnyder1835.bsky.social
Hear me out: Absolute Dora the explorer.

I'll show myself out.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Absolute Batman is Top Ten.
Don't @ me, don't & me, just respect me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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icelist.is

@crustnews.com have made an ice database which is stored abroad and where you can report activity and trump regime cannot touch it.

It has maps, identified,

@crustnews.com 🙏
ICE List – Put ICE on ice
icelist.is
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Next stop: Pacifica.
#Friendsgiving
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Teezos set at Camp Flog Gnaw.

That is all.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Scientists say that human beings have a little over 300 years left on earth before full eradication & extinction. I personally think they're being generous.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
IM SO JEALOUS. The tube in my old crt recently burned out and I'm seriously thinking of getting another from eBay.
Excited to hook my NES up to this. awesome curb find and still works!
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🎶You'll succeed at last..🎶
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Had to put my hands on someone today and I'll say this loudly: Your bad fortune in life does not grant you license to disrespect me. I'm not privy to threats, I enjoy hitting motherfuckers, and I'll take the charges, happily.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Breaking News: Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican reggae artist known for songs including “You Can Get It If You Really Want,” has died. He was 81.
Jimmy Cliff, Reggae Icon, Dies at 81
The Grammy Award-winning singer and star of the movie “The Harder They Come” died of pneumonia, his wife said.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Stop laying down with anybody.
*Send post*
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Stop arguing with these morons online. They get paid for your engagement and you are screaming into the void. Just block and move on.

newrepublic.com/post/203562/...
Many Top MAGA Trolls Aren’t Even in the U.S.
Elon Musk’s new X feature has been very revealing.
newrepublic.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*What was said in a near-perfect society*

"Well, unfortunately for him, we didn't jail or confine, we simply ejected their body outside of the Karman line".
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah..again, since I have to say it again: I don't do misogyny OR misandry. We're all the same species of meat, floating through space, on the surface of a dust mote, through ever-expanding space. Get a grip. Get a sponsor.
Get a life.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We got the Epstein files before we got GTA 6.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I understand a world where adversity breeds strength, but I'd much rather live in a world where adversity isn't needed for strength to exist or be acknowledged.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"I call and call,
the silence is so full of sounds, you're in them all...
I hear you in the water & the wiring in the walls,
Man from form Mars: this time you went too far.."

youtu.be/Hm4ahI5qoEI?...
Joni Mitchell - Man From Mars (Piano version)
YouTube video by Christian Davies
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM