Im Smell Bad professor today
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Im Smell Bad professor today
My parents have a raccoon with huge balls and a dick in their living room and I think thats nice
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My parents have a raccoon with huge balls and a dick in their living room and I think thats nice
I am so tired, I hate the computer
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I am so tired, I hate the computer
Breaking news: pepsi hissed at the fly swatter
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Breaking news: pepsi hissed at the fly swatter
A participant wore his burger costume to hockey practice this morning and it made the rest of the team burst out in spontaneous 'ba da bup ba bah!'s for the entire practice
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A participant wore his burger costume to hockey practice this morning and it made the rest of the team burst out in spontaneous 'ba da bup ba bah!'s for the entire practice
Why the fuck did Elvis look like that
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why the fuck did Elvis look like that
My huge honkin tits make it hard to jump higher than 1 cm but that wont stop me!!!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My huge honkin tits make it hard to jump higher than 1 cm but that wont stop me!!!!!!
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♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
Its amazing where 2.5 beers over 4 hours can getcha after 30
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Its amazing where 2.5 beers over 4 hours can getcha after 30
I got home from the show and immediately power puked
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I got home from the show and immediately power puked
Me showing kodai my phone at the BBQ place before the guys live show : ok so this is the one who sucked on a boobie for three hours
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Me showing kodai my phone at the BBQ place before the guys live show : ok so this is the one who sucked on a boobie for three hours
Kodai bought a random ps3
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Kodai bought a random ps3
My niece drew some funny ass shit today and it made me think about stuff I drew as a kid
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My niece drew some funny ass shit today and it made me think about stuff I drew as a kid
Why am I creating an entire university level 6 credit course
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why am I creating an entire university level 6 credit course
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
I want to do one of my classes sitting down at the stand up desk and see how long it take one of the shy children to say something
September 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I want to do one of my classes sitting down at the stand up desk and see how long it take one of the shy children to say something
I realized im scared of getting killed by a massage chair
September 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I realized im scared of getting killed by a massage chair
How many times next week am I going to yank on my collar as I say yeesh tough crowd
September 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
How many times next week am I going to yank on my collar as I say yeesh tough crowd
Adressing my students for the first class ive ever taught *big bopper voice* hello baby!!!!!
August 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Adressing my students for the first class ive ever taught *big bopper voice* hello baby!!!!!
I didnt need to connect with numb by linkin park on the way back from alberta but I did it anyway
August 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I didnt need to connect with numb by linkin park on the way back from alberta but I did it anyway
Irrefutable proof that Phantom lives on in our grey rbf son: pepsi just went fucking hogwild and chewed through a heavy duty trash bag to get to the expired crab cuisine and ate a third of it
August 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Irrefutable proof that Phantom lives on in our grey rbf son: pepsi just went fucking hogwild and chewed through a heavy duty trash bag to get to the expired crab cuisine and ate a third of it
We got a new lamp in the bedroom and im feeling compelled to worship it
July 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We got a new lamp in the bedroom and im feeling compelled to worship it
In my 30s im carrying on a proud tradition I started as a child : wearing a disgusting mouth guard
July 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
In my 30s im carrying on a proud tradition I started as a child : wearing a disgusting mouth guard
Comedy routine about how bad a kangaroo pouch probably smells
June 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Comedy routine about how bad a kangaroo pouch probably smells
Its poe's favorite time of year, when he can go onto the balcony and bring June bugs into the house to crunch up
June 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Its poe's favorite time of year, when he can go onto the balcony and bring June bugs into the house to crunch up
If I dont have a pet named Corncob at some point in my life, what's the fucking point
May 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If I dont have a pet named Corncob at some point in my life, what's the fucking point