adam duke
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idk i feel like if you’re actively coughing on a plane you should still be mandated to wear a mask at the very least
also in a post-covid world, hotels should be refundable if you don’t come and get their staff and patrons sick so that you can use that money to pay for a hotel wherever you’re stuck
also in a post-covid world, hotels should be refundable if you don’t come and get their staff and patrons sick so that you can use that money to pay for a hotel wherever you’re stuck
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
idk i feel like if you’re actively coughing on a plane you should still be mandated to wear a mask at the very least
also in a post-covid world, hotels should be refundable if you don’t come and get their staff and patrons sick so that you can use that money to pay for a hotel wherever you’re stuck
also in a post-covid world, hotels should be refundable if you don’t come and get their staff and patrons sick so that you can use that money to pay for a hotel wherever you’re stuck
there’s no way they could miss the two point conversion THREE times
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
there’s no way they could miss the two point conversion THREE times
how many third down conversions are we gonna call short by inches here
January 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
how many third down conversions are we gonna call short by inches here
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Josh Allen on 4th and short
January 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Josh Allen on 4th and short
punt god still doesn’t have any touch on the ball
January 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
punt god still doesn’t have any touch on the ball
tony romo fucking sucks so much ass
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
tony romo fucking sucks so much ass
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This is just fancy autocorrect man. Actually it’s fancy autocorrect that constantly gets shit wrong and is a major accelerator to climate catastrophe.
A product from a bankrupt industry that is sticking to the goal of infinite growth at the expense of the consumer.
A product from a bankrupt industry that is sticking to the goal of infinite growth at the expense of the consumer.
"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..."
Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Opinion | AI Can Work for Us
A.I. can be designed to dramatically enhance individual empowerment.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is just fancy autocorrect man. Actually it’s fancy autocorrect that constantly gets shit wrong and is a major accelerator to climate catastrophe.
A product from a bankrupt industry that is sticking to the goal of infinite growth at the expense of the consumer.
A product from a bankrupt industry that is sticking to the goal of infinite growth at the expense of the consumer.
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i bet that one dude who didn’t vote for ichiro feels so proud of himself
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i bet that one dude who didn’t vote for ichiro feels so proud of himself
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They paved paradise and put up a pickleball court
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
They paved paradise and put up a pickleball court
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pretty easy to chalk this up to the great post-quarantine epidemic of ppl not knowing how to act in public
Whatever you think about storming the field, we can all agree that storming the field before the game ends is becoming a big problem.
November 24, 2024 at 3:58 AM
pretty easy to chalk this up to the great post-quarantine epidemic of ppl not knowing how to act in public
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:
November 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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November 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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next time they should just let shaq squeeze jake paul’s head in his hand like a lemon
November 16, 2024 at 5:49 AM
next time they should just let shaq squeeze jake paul’s head in his hand like a lemon
to be a boxing advertiser you have to be a top-10 richest company on earth OR have a top-10 most dogshit logo of all-time
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 AM
to be a boxing advertiser you have to be a top-10 richest company on earth OR have a top-10 most dogshit logo of all-time
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Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.
November 13, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.
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Reminder about the best answer ever given to one of those obnoxious hypotheticals.
November 14, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Reminder about the best answer ever given to one of those obnoxious hypotheticals.
are the interrupters on this app yet i want to follow them
July 3, 2023 at 10:15 PM
are the interrupters on this app yet i want to follow them
i wasn’t sure when i was gonna post on here for the first time because of my limited follower count on this app and habitual social media usage over the past decade but now that twitter is all but dead i think it’s time
July 1, 2023 at 10:48 PM
i wasn’t sure when i was gonna post on here for the first time because of my limited follower count on this app and habitual social media usage over the past decade but now that twitter is all but dead i think it’s time