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Chris
@dukeofprunes.bsky.social
Music nerd (Bowie, Beatles, more artists beginning with B and other letters); Comedy lover; Movie buff until everything became superheroes; Bristol Rovers fan; Dog and cat owner; Parent.
How the hell is that not a foul on Jesus? #arsenal
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet (s)
January 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Why is Shrewsbury’s pitch so narrow? It’s like a kids pitch.
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Good god Shrewsbury’s kit is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. #BristolRovers
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Are there really enough people in the country that enjoy ‘boogie woogie’ to sustain an annual show like this?
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’d like Arsenal to score 5 so that Villa can begin their inevitable slide down to 8th where they belong.
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How can it look offside from one side of the pitch and onside from the other? #arsenal
December 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Rogers worries me. Glad he’s English; wish he wasn’t playing for Villa.
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Merino lucky there
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How the hell is that a free kick on Rogers? #Arsenal
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Prediction: Gyokeres will lose his place to Havertz.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Haha fuck you Martinez #arsenal
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Could Villa take any longer with every free kick / goal kick? #arsenal #ARSAVI
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Rovers have been absolute dogshit tonight but that was never a penalty #BristolRovers
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Goalkeepers are so over-protected, whether being fouled or fouling. Tell me this wouldn’t have been a red card if it had been committed by an outfield player. #gyokeres #arsenal
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Music biographies are the greatest. As soon as I start one I just need to listen to anything related to the subject, and before long I need to listen to everything I have ever heard or not heard
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Richard Hawley would make a good one
Groups and artists you wish had made Christmas albums:

Jonathan Richman
Cocteau Twins
Bobby Hutcherson
The Everly Brothers
Blossom Dearie
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Villa should be docked points for playing Hi-Ho Silver Lining at the end of the game.
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Was having a chat with a non-native English speaker this morning and she used the term ‘over-simplicated’ instead of over simplified and I thought it sounded great.
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh good god the news about Rob and Michelle Reiner is just unbearably sad.

My absolute favourite director growing up; it’s one of those ‘it can’t be actually true’ moments.
a movie poster for stand by me shows a group of young men walking down train tracks
Alt: a movie poster for stand by me shows a group of young men walking down train tracks
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
As more devastating revelations appear about Nigel Farage we ask, can he survive this?
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This isn’t a unique observation for sure, but Quentin Tarantino, criticising someone’s *acting*??

Don’t get me wrong I love lots of Tarantino movies, but he’s the worst thing in every one them that he appears in, by a country mile.
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I remember where I was when I heard about John Lennon’s death. I was in school assembly and the headteacher talked about it. I loved the Red and Blue albums back then, aged 9. We used to listen to them in the car. It’s the only primary school assembly I think I can remember. youtu.be/uVXR2LYeFBI?...
WATCHING THE WHEELS. (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - John Lennon (official music video HD)
YouTube video by johnlennon
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December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So Odegaard starts for Arsenal and they lose. Coincidence?

Maybe I’m being unfair but he can’t keep living off the form he showed two seasons ago. Moments of brilliance today but I’ve never seen a player so unwilling to use his weak foot, even if it’s at the cost of losing an attacking opportunity.
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM