Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
🚫*NSFW*🛑 I am naked, please knock.
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼🐈🐈⬛🧁 🇵🇸
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼🐈🐈⬛🧁 🇵🇸
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Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Duh-Lirium
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to Duh-Lirium: A sleepover podcast hosted by Thomas Evans & Jonathan Figueroa. These two best friends are on a mission to recreate the magic of a sleepover… e...
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Hey, while you’re scrolling’ through my media tab lookin at my bits, check out the podcast that I do with my friends 🤗
It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
The devil can touch my gold if he wants
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The devil can touch my gold if he wants
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
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Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.
Anyways, fuck me?
Anyways, fuck me?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.
Anyways, fuck me?
Anyways, fuck me?
Fr tho they’re a total cutie pie and I will respect those boundaries should we ever meet again. ✌️
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Fr tho they’re a total cutie pie and I will respect those boundaries should we ever meet again. ✌️
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
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I challenge you to a duel
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I challenge you to a duel
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In case you missed the moment.
Art is powerful
Art is powerful
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
In case you missed the moment.
Art is powerful
Art is powerful
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
My Gogo name is Jyggl Phyz iCKz
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
My Gogo name is Jyggl Phyz iCKz
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.
Let go and let cock 🙏
Let go and let cock 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.
Let go and let cock 🙏
Let go and let cock 🙏
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You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
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Office hours are open
April 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Office hours are open
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Me neither. I just know I have rage and a desire to smash things.
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Me neither. I just know I have rage and a desire to smash things.
What if we were both idiots and went soft brain together?
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
What if we were both idiots and went soft brain together?
There’s one opening up just down the street from me and I cannot wait
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
There’s one opening up just down the street from me and I cannot wait