Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
🚫*NSFW*🛑 I am naked, please knock.
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼🐈🐈⬛🧁 🇵🇸
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼🐈🐈⬛🧁 🇵🇸
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Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Duh-Lirium
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to Duh-Lirium: A sleepover podcast hosted by Thomas Evans & Jonathan Figueroa. These two best friends are on a mission to recreate the magic of a sleepover… e...
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Hey, while you’re scrolling’ through my media tab lookin at my bits, check out the podcast that I do with my friends 🤗
It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
I’ve been awakened
Almost ready to be unwrapped (or he can be kept like that and teased) ~ 💖🐯💖
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ve been awakened
The devil can touch my gold if he wants
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The devil can touch my gold if he wants
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
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Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.
Anyways, fuck me?
Anyways, fuck me?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.
Anyways, fuck me?
Anyways, fuck me?
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
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I challenge you to a duel
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I challenge you to a duel
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In case you missed the moment.
Art is powerful
Art is powerful
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
In case you missed the moment.
Art is powerful
Art is powerful
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.
Let go and let cock 🙏
Let go and let cock 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.
Let go and let cock 🙏
Let go and let cock 🙏
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You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
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Office hours are open
April 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Office hours are open
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What if we were both idiots and went soft brain together?
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
What if we were both idiots and went soft brain together?
I had a dream that Connor Storrie and I were friends and almost lovers.
Anyway, I went to Sizzler last night and they had framed furry porn of me on their walls.
Anyway, I went to Sizzler last night and they had framed furry porn of me on their walls.
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I had a dream that Connor Storrie and I were friends and almost lovers.
Anyway, I went to Sizzler last night and they had framed furry porn of me on their walls.
Anyway, I went to Sizzler last night and they had framed furry porn of me on their walls.
Still rockin them Daisy Dukes & The Boots.
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Still rockin them Daisy Dukes & The Boots.
Can you meat me halfway?
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Can you meat me halfway?
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Only thing on my mind is Waffle House 🧇 and gay sex. 🥴
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Only thing on my mind is Waffle House 🧇 and gay sex. 🥴
You said no one would ever see this, right?
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
You said no one would ever see this, right?
And now everyone is better off for it.
I remember when @duhthomasss.bsky.social ridiculed me for wearing shorts with an inseam of 7 inches. I haven’t forgotten and now I’m self conscious leaving the house not dressed f*ggot enough for him 😔.
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
And now everyone is better off for it.
“You can't have what you want without risking the vulnerability of being seen in your desire.”
-Katerina Eleftheriou
-Katerina Eleftheriou
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
“You can't have what you want without risking the vulnerability of being seen in your desire.”
-Katerina Eleftheriou
-Katerina Eleftheriou