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Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
🚫*NSFW*🛑 I am naked, please knock.
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼🐈🐈‍⬛🧁 🇵🇸
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Hey, while you’re scrolling’ through my media tab lookin at my bits, check out the podcast that I do with my friends 🤗

It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
Duh-Lirium
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to Duh-Lirium: A sleepover podcast hosted by Thomas Evans & Jonathan Figueroa. These two best friends are on a mission to recreate the magic of a sleepover… e...
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it’s soft 🍑
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.

Anyways, fuck me?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.

I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.

Completely cool. Calm. Collected.

🙂
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Hey 👋
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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I challenge you to a duel
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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In case you missed the moment.

Art is powerful
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.

Let go and let cock 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Office hours are open
April 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
What if we were both idiots and went soft brain together?
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I had a dream that Connor Storrie and I were friends and almost lovers.

Anyway, I went to Sizzler last night and they had framed furry porn of me on their walls.
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Still rockin them Daisy Dukes & The Boots.
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Can you meat me halfway?
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Only thing on my mind is Waffle House 🧇 and gay sex. 🥴
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Hi guys 🤓
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
You said no one would ever see this, right?
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
And now everyone is better off for it.
I remember when @duhthomasss.bsky.social ridiculed me for wearing shorts with an inseam of 7 inches. I haven’t forgotten and now I’m self conscious leaving the house not dressed f*ggot enough for him 😔.
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
“You can't have what you want without risking the vulnerability of being seen in your desire.”
-Katerina Eleftheriou
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
If anyone at Precicnt right now doesn’t know the name of the song currently playing. Come ask me. I do. It’s How Deep Is Your Love by The Rapture. Isn’t that so cool? I never hear them when I’m out. Yeah, it’s probably because I don’t go out much but isn’t that still cool that I knew the song tha
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Should I go to Bearded Pig Disco tonight? Sound off in the comments below 👇
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM