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Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
🚫*NSFW*🛑 I am naked, please knock.
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼🐈🐈‍⬛🧁 🇵🇸
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Hey, while you’re scrolling’ through my media tab lookin at my bits, check out the podcast that I do with my friends 🤗

It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
Duh-Lirium
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to Duh-Lirium: A sleepover podcast hosted by Thomas Evans & Jonathan Figueroa. These two best friends are on a mission to recreate the magic of a sleepover… e...
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The devil can touch my gold if he wants
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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it’s soft 🍑
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Giddy up, cowboy
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
🫡 I’m just a pole
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
🤠
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Hi 😏
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.

Anyways, fuck me?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Fr tho they’re a total cutie pie and I will respect those boundaries should we ever meet again. ✌️
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.

I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.

Completely cool. Calm. Collected.

🙂
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Hey 👋
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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I challenge you to a duel
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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In case you missed the moment.

Art is powerful
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My Gogo name is Jyggl Phyz iCKz
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.

Let go and let cock 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Office hours are open
April 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me neither. I just know I have rage and a desire to smash things.
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
😏😵‍💫🤤
February 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What if we were both idiots and went soft brain together?
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
There’s one opening up just down the street from me and I cannot wait
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM