Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
🚫*NSFW*🛑 I am naked, please knock.
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼🐈🐈⬛🧁 🇵🇸
Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼🐈🐈⬛🧁 🇵🇸
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Thomas ✌️
@duhthomasss.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Duh-Lirium
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to Duh-Lirium: A sleepover podcast hosted by Thomas Evans & Jonathan Figueroa. These two best friends are on a mission to recreate the magic of a sleepover… e...
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Hey, while you’re scrolling’ through my media tab lookin at my bits, check out the podcast that I do with my friends 🤗
It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
It’s fun, it’s silly, and if you don’t like it we’ll give you your money back.
I’m just a regular heteronormative girl
February 16, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I’m just a regular heteronormative girl
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Blah blah blah, "big cock this, huge shlong that".
That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️
That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Blah blah blah, "big cock this, huge shlong that".
That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️
That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️
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Hey y’all! The Big Boy Social Club cropped mesh jersey preorders are live! Both the black and pink are available for preorder and this time around. I have sizing available from a 8XL to Small.
Pre-orders close February 28th! 💖
ohheydj.shop/products/big...
Pre-orders close February 28th! 💖
ohheydj.shop/products/big...
Big Boy Social Club Cropped Mesh Jersey (PRE-ORDER)
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PRE-ORDER.
PRE-ORDERS WILL CLOSE FEBRUARY 28TH 2026.
By popular demand, the Big Boy Social Club cropped mesh jerseys are back!
The jerseys are available in sizes r...
ohheydj.shop
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hey y’all! The Big Boy Social Club cropped mesh jersey preorders are live! Both the black and pink are available for preorder and this time around. I have sizing available from a 8XL to Small.
Pre-orders close February 28th! 💖
ohheydj.shop/products/big...
Pre-orders close February 28th! 💖
ohheydj.shop/products/big...
I just gave someone the wrong directions very confidently 😬 I hope he likes Tokyoya Sushi more than Yoshinoya.
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I just gave someone the wrong directions very confidently 😬 I hope he likes Tokyoya Sushi more than Yoshinoya.
I made a mini zine about the first time my boyfriend told me he loved me as a v-day gift for him and it was v cute 🥰
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I made a mini zine about the first time my boyfriend told me he loved me as a v-day gift for him and it was v cute 🥰
I wish I was brave enough to hold spiders.
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I wish I was brave enough to hold spiders.
Bout time we got Carrot Top on Drag Race!
(This is not a spoiler)
(This is not a spoiler)
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Bout time we got Carrot Top on Drag Race!
(This is not a spoiler)
(This is not a spoiler)
What if I stopped overthinking hole pics and just started posting hole pics?
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
What if I stopped overthinking hole pics and just started posting hole pics?
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I’m a soldier of love
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I’m a soldier of love
I’ve been awakened
Almost ready to be unwrapped (or he can be kept like that and teased) ~ 💖🐯💖
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ve been awakened
The devil can touch my gold if he wants
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The devil can touch my gold if he wants
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Thinkin about the friends I’ve lost along the way and how much less whimsical their lives probably are now. Oops 🥴
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Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.
Anyways, fuck me?
Anyways, fuck me?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Saw a caption that said “breed between the lines” and I’m so mad I didn’t come up with that myself.
Anyways, fuck me?
Anyways, fuck me?
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Met a super cute person today who let me know they’re in a closed relationship.
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
I will absolutely be normal about this hot hottie whomst I just wanna befriend and make them cum.
Completely cool. Calm. Collected.
🙂
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I challenge you to a duel
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I challenge you to a duel
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In case you missed the moment.
Art is powerful
Art is powerful
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
In case you missed the moment.
Art is powerful
Art is powerful
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Wait, should I get into jump roping?
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who tryna hit up the clurb rn?
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.
Let go and let cock 🙏
Let go and let cock 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I dunno who needs to hear this but you don’t need to stress out about the numbers under your posts bb.
Let go and let cock 🙏
Let go and let cock 🙏
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You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
You AI-using bitches are FUCKIN’ EMBARRASSING!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I’ll be in Vegas in a couple weeks 🤗
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Office hours are open
April 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Office hours are open
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