Michael Edelman
@duedueprocess.bsky.social
Rawls-ian pragmatist. Recuperating Big Law Attorney. Fullest Stack AI Engineer at ::insert stealth legal tech startup here::; previously at Apollo and AWS.
Spanberger 2028
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Spanberger 2028
There’s about to be a totally avoidable constitutional crisis in Atlantic Highlands, NJ and I wish someone would do something about that.
August 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There’s about to be a totally avoidable constitutional crisis in Atlantic Highlands, NJ and I wish someone would do something about that.
Apropos of nothing, wondering if there’s a Barrister out there who’d be willing to argue that all Americans are also still citizens of the UK?
July 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Apropos of nothing, wondering if there’s a Barrister out there who’d be willing to argue that all Americans are also still citizens of the UK?
Wow the McLarens…
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wow the McLarens…
Say what you want abt the Los Angeles protestors, but Trump calling THEM insurrectionists & potentially authorizing the deployment of Marines against them is absolutely bat shit crazy—it’s not like they’re storming the capitol building in order to prevent the peaceful transfer of power or something
June 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Say what you want abt the Los Angeles protestors, but Trump calling THEM insurrectionists & potentially authorizing the deployment of Marines against them is absolutely bat shit crazy—it’s not like they’re storming the capitol building in order to prevent the peaceful transfer of power or something
Travel Ban 3.0: Still Unconstitutional as Ever.
June 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Travel Ban 3.0: Still Unconstitutional as Ever.
Apropos of nothing, I think ai is set to usher in a new era of wide-spread civil RICO liability for lazy ne’er-do-wells the likes of which we’ve never yet seen, in very short order.
github.com/medelman17/d...
github.com/medelman17/d...
GitHub - medelman17/dob-sob: Advanced fraud detection platform for catching the Sons of B****es gaming the NYC Department of Buildings system.
Advanced fraud detection platform for catching the Sons of B****es gaming the NYC Department of Buildings system. - medelman17/dob-sob
github.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Apropos of nothing, I think ai is set to usher in a new era of wide-spread civil RICO liability for lazy ne’er-do-wells the likes of which we’ve never yet seen, in very short order.
github.com/medelman17/d...
github.com/medelman17/d...
Much to my dismay, we’re all going to be writing python exclusively in short order because ai is like 100x better at that than it is at anything else and it’s not even close.
github.com/medelman17/d...
github.com/medelman17/d...
GitHub - medelman17/dob-sob: Advanced fraud detection platform for catching the Sons of B****es gaming the NYC Department of Buildings system.
Advanced fraud detection platform for catching the Sons of B****es gaming the NYC Department of Buildings system. - medelman17/dob-sob
github.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Much to my dismay, we’re all going to be writing python exclusively in short order because ai is like 100x better at that than it is at anything else and it’s not even close.
github.com/medelman17/d...
github.com/medelman17/d...
Miami is a magical circuit.
May 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Miami is a magical circuit.
Reposted by Michael Edelman
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Reposted by Michael Edelman
If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
April 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
Hot is definitely my limit. I’m glad I got these emergency cheesy grits too just in case.
April 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hot is definitely my limit. I’m glad I got these emergency cheesy grits too just in case.
Reposted by Michael Edelman
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Ironically, two seconds after posting this I decided I very, very much can put my finger on it…
They must have changed the hit slop.
They must have changed the hit slop.
So, I feel like it’s been long enough to say it: I’m not loving this iOS update and it’s breaking my enjoyment / normal use of the system in a way that I wouldn’t expect from a point upgrade…can’t put my finger on it, but 💩’s diff and I don’t likey 😤
April 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ironically, two seconds after posting this I decided I very, very much can put my finger on it…
They must have changed the hit slop.
They must have changed the hit slop.
So, I feel like it’s been long enough to say it: I’m not loving this iOS update and it’s breaking my enjoyment / normal use of the system in a way that I wouldn’t expect from a point upgrade…can’t put my finger on it, but 💩’s diff and I don’t likey 😤
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So, I feel like it’s been long enough to say it: I’m not loving this iOS update and it’s breaking my enjoyment / normal use of the system in a way that I wouldn’t expect from a point upgrade…can’t put my finger on it, but 💩’s diff and I don’t likey 😤
Time to wrap some ish in Rust day!
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Time to wrap some ish in Rust day!
If you hit a Grand Slam, 3-Run, 2-Run, and Solo HR in a single game, does that count as a cycle? Asking for Aaron Judge.
March 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you hit a Grand Slam, 3-Run, 2-Run, and Solo HR in a single game, does that count as a cycle? Asking for Aaron Judge.
Typically, batting practice ends before the game begins, right? #Yankees
a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat
ALT: a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Typically, batting practice ends before the game begins, right? #Yankees
What’s the money line?
Skadden partners have a choice: Disgrace themselves and be remembered as cowards or stand tall against authoritarianism. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/b...
Law Firm Skadden Arps Seeks Deal to Avert Trump Executive Order
The discussions come as other major firms are said to be trying to cut deals with the White House.
www.nytimes.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What’s the money line?
Reposted by Michael Edelman
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
Have we seen the last of Vance!?
March 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Have we seen the last of Vance!?
Liam Lawson swap out before Miami or what?
March 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Liam Lawson swap out before Miami or what?
Those Canadians, always sneaking in to ruin a perfectly good dystopia with their excessive politeness and healthcare.
March 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Those Canadians, always sneaking in to ruin a perfectly good dystopia with their excessive politeness and healthcare.